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Rakalite Viashino Skeleton Razor Boomerrang
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Oh god that's fucking horrible! Excellent!
Camel (typing this part to make it at least 10 characters long)
yep he's pretty useless, he's added..
Cyclopean Mummy, tap to suck
I'm sorry but that card ain't near as bad as the others in the list :P
What about Torpid Moloch?
No, that's a 2/3 for 1 you can use it, it's not completely worthless.
d00d...Give Torpid Moloch some Love! He is SO not useless....Hes seriously good for Quick Defense. with just land draws, You can get 3 of them out on the second turn....It may not be amazing, but for casual play, Having 3 2/3s out on turn 2 isnt bad.
Sorrow's Path Apocalypse Chime
I second those two truely pointless
Jace the Mindsculpter :P
Jar of Eyeballs?
donate: target player gains control of target permanent u control for 3 mana...
Its not a bad card but u have to build around it Bronze Bombshell nyone?
Donate decks done right are EVIL.
Bronze Bombshell?? nooo, Am I only one here, who remember legends like Trix ? Illusion of Grandeur--Donate--Necropotence ;-). Sorry for bad english (Czech Republic).
Give someone a leech. :). They can't play spells.
I have won so many games because of donate...and by so many, it has to be upwards of a hundred games...
Sorrow's Path and Sands of Time the most annoyingly pointless card ever -_-
Let's take a look at some of the worst legendary cards ever... Take your pick: Untaidake, the Cloud Keeper Kasimir the Lone Wolf Jedit Ojanen Tobias Andrion Tomb of Urami Princess Lucrezia Riven Turnbull Ur-Drago Now Lands! Sorrow's Path Nomad Stadium Seafarer's Quay Mountain Stronghold
Yeah, all of this is so useless I wouldn't even waste the lighter fluid to burn them. Maybe like... Flush them in a toilet.. and that's more than they deserve.
At first, i thought you were full of shit...Then i looked at every one of those. Jesus d00d...You were right. Useless in every way. Now i want to make a deck with all of them...and find SOME way to make it playable. Im not sure its possible, but imma give it a try :)
Here's a quite extensive list: http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=298075
i disagree with vizzerdrix being on that list lol.
ummm prophetic prism
Um... How? It isn't a great card, but it isn't at the same level of suckiness that the cards on this list. It allows you to draw a card, and allows you to play cards of a color that isn't normally in your deck. Or it also helps if your lands are lopsided, and you need just one more of the other color in something other than a mono colored deck.
i dont understand how this crappy card is legendary Thalia, Guardian of Thraben
umm.......
can you explain it to me? :p
You're supposed to play her in a monowhite Weenie creature-based deck. This way her ability affects the opponent and possibly not you.
ehhh but still, i wouldnt use it, i think it shouldnt be legendary, its ability isnt a very good ability, just my oppionion
hahahahaha
you have to admit, that ability basicaly sucks
thalia is insanely good
Regardless of the ability, a 2/1 first striker for two is not a bad card. Her ability shuts down decks. Storm and other combo decks fizzle if Thalia resolves because they can't pay for their spells. Slowing the opponent down creates an opportunity for you to win. That's why she is legendary.
yea if thalia wasnt legendary she would be mythic rare her ability is insanely good for aggro decks playing aggainst control. how you dont see that amazes me lawl :p
Her ability doesnt suck, far from it. Shes just different...Her ability you have to plan around, Its not overpowered from the start like a lot of cards that have fallen victim to Power Creep.
Scorched rusalka, absolutely shocking.
/facepalm Ha ha. If she was more than 1cmc, maybe, but otherwise she's fairly balanced give the rest of the Rusalka.
Scornful Egotist and Leeches are not good. Neither is Chimney Imp.
I have a lockdown deck designed with leeches. I haven't tested it yet, but it can prevent a player from playing any spells for the rest of the game by turn 3.
I actually have a deck that makes use of Scornful Egotist. I use him with cards like Kaboom, Erratic Explosion and Riddle of Lightning. I also use him with Energy tap to play and use cards like Bosh, Iron Golem, or Rush of Knowledge.
Also Darksteel Relic. It literally does nothing.
Though like other indestructible artifacts, goes well with Phylactery Lich.
um... and metalcraft. :)
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One With Nothing... How has this not come up.
actually one with nothing can be used for gaining life, my friend chandler has made a deck based off of it and an artifact tht wen u have no more cards in your hand, u tap the artifact and gain 10 life
One With Nothing plus Hellbent
Unless they come out with Riggers in the near future, Steamflogger Boss.
Juju Bubble is the worst card i see, but is already in the list. Llanowar Vanguard is one i hated so much too, because alone is totally useless (even with a untap effect on your side i dont see much use here, there are walls for the same mana cost that dont depend of another card to have 5 toughness ). If have time, please comment my deck too, http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=387128
Guy guys guys... I win: Scornful Egotist
No wait... it has its uses I guess
Zombie Goliath 4/3 for 5 BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
i totally won a drfat with this, just saying :P
Deep Spawn, Sivitri Scarzem, and Battle of Wits. All putrid cards
Did you just say Battle of Wits was bad? It's a good card, it's five mana to win the game. It's the deck that is built around it that's bad.
I just dont like Battle or Wits, its cheesy like Coalition Victory.
Ember Shot Sorrow's Path Personal incarnation Vengeful Vampire
wall of torches, why would u make a defender a 4/1?
for other defenders to power it up the def so you have a blocker that can kill things.
How about Demonic Attorney?
Dementia Bat is pretty terrible.
Steamflogger boss?
Charging Slateback (1 of my 1st cards ever) :) Here is a discussion I'm starting: http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=386870
http://forums.mtgvault.com/showthread.php?t=7290
Benediction of Moons?
phyrexian hulk is a terrible card
i still don't understand why sands of time isn't on here -_-
Orcish Cannonade - worst card ever.
http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=298075 Original. Buckets of inspiration and horrid things.
farbog boneflinger. its not so bad compared to some of the other cards on the list but when you compare it to a card like skinrender, its completely outclassed more expensive and weaker in every way. in fact i woulnt use it even if i was trying to play standard.
its not that farbog is bad, its that skinrender is really really really good. Imagine if hill giant got to kill pretty much all the standard bombs out there right now. farbog isn't actually that bad.
I would take keening banshee or the new one that dies and does -2/-2 to a creature, or torch slinger, which I can kick for 5 total, or play for just 3 instead. I think hat boneflinger is just to inflexible and to costly for the ability.
also i think deep water could be useful in a multi color deck if you used alot creatures with lots of blue mana symbols.
also i dont like cyclopean snare. a vary expensive tapping mechanism 5 mana to tap target creature. although i can see how it can have a couple of uses most of them wouldnt even be relevant to its tapping abillity.
Defensive position
Do you mean defensive formation? It's not bad at all. It's a 1 drop, and choosing how the damage is inflicted to blocking creatures can save their asses, or can save the really big ones you need to keep on the battlefield.
avizoa is a pretty terrible card.
Filthy Cur
What about Snowfall. Never could figure how Snowfall could be useful. I agree with Apocalypse Chime. This card was not needed for the Homelands set.
Nix is VERY close to being useless, but not quite. My vote would go to "Rath's Edge" "Tap, Add 1 to your mana pool. 4, Tap, Sacrifice a land: Rath's Edge deals 1 damage to target creature or player." 1. Its Legendary, So you can only have ONE. 2. You have to Sac a Land, an only get 1 Damage in return for it. 3. It Costs 4...For that kind of Mana you could toss a Lava Spike, for 3 damage. 4. Its only adds Colorless 5. It has to Tap to do its LandSac for Damage thing....So its typically a once per turn use thing. 6. Its a Rare, So if you did find something usefull about this, It would be hard to find. Thoughts?
While I agree that it would be difficult to play, I don't think it's half as useless as the cards on my list. Play it with Crucible of Worlds, Fastbond, and a way to untap it, and you have an instant win combo (provided you have 1 more life). Alternatively, this card fits REALLY well with Valakut, the molten Pinnacle and Crucible of Worlds. 4 damage (or more if you have more valakuts out) every turn. It would even help you mana accell because you can float the mana before you sac the mountain, then play the mountain again and tap it a second time. There are ways to use the card, albeit unconventional ways.
I have never found Mindstorm Crown to be particularly useful.
Also Nihilistic Glee and Witch Engine are good. Viashino Sandswimmer, Fledgling Osprey.
I've seen this deck get over 100 likes since it has been updated. Why are people still bothering to posts comments and like this "deck" when it is being ignored by the creator? If this gets attention then I'll at least try to be productive: Ember Shot Sorrow's Path As I had suggested before, but I feel I need to repeat myself, also they are both terrible cards.
I would say "Mirror Gallery". Lets face it, you would only use it to get more than one legendary creature out with the same name... which in turn screams "destroy me" when you do which results in all your hard earned legendary cards being removed via a state based action... The card should have had indestructible as well for 5 mana meaning you only need to protect it from exile but as it stands, it sets you up for a trap rather than aiding your progress.
Gray Ogre, 2/2 for 3 Boo! Any vanilla 3/3 for four or vanilla 4/4 for 5, Berserkers of Blood Ridge, Scaled Wurm, Winding Wurm, Hipparion, Ironclaw Orcs, Brassclaw Orcs, Sea Serpent, and Iron Barb Hellion
terribly wrong. yes they are bad and useless but a 3/3 for 4, 4/4 for 5 are fair cmc for their p/t
cocoon was pretty bad.
hey guys i need help wit a deck i just started, its based on milling urself, heres the link http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=388361
Gloom surgeon. Most recent worst card I've ever seen. It's just so bad that it kills me inside every time I look at it. >.<
+lure and buffing opponents + labartory maniac=self mill win
Haven't seen it on the list yet: Aysen Highway
thats not pointless, what if you add it to your sideboard for if you ever play against white?
arc-slogger :-D
black lotus
Rod of Ruin is useless.
Im actually quite surprised that Numai Outcast hasn't come up on this list yet. I think it deserves a spot.
Omg, cards in playlist are very,very bad :D
How about Leveler?
leveller + torpor orb
goblin cannon goblin dergible goblin war wagon rust elemental
Rakdos Ringleader for new set... and Tavern Swindler for sure... Ringleader's ability was sweet... but the mana cost was not!!! and Tavern Swindler... well its just too random... just a 2/2 vanilla i see it
Boldwyr Heavyweights, I am ashamed I even own this card, it might be the worst 1 v 1 card ever.
I actually want that card. I have a use for it that is actually pretty gnarly. Expensive, but it makes the heavyweights a really annoying card. With the threat of Gather Specimens, it becomes very useful. Fast? No. effective if usable? Very.
MORGUE THRULL
Steamflogger Boss why?
Please, I need help quick with this tournament deck that I am working on: http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=392216 Thank you!
Death's Caress. Pretty much a 5 drop creature remove with the only payoff being a gain on human toughness? So there you're hoping for what? Big Humans with counters and even then little payoff for the mana cost. Pointless.
the awkward moment when you realize you have a fifth of the worst cards ever printed
Rakalite is by far one of my favorite cards ever you clearly don't see a use for it. I mean sure there are other ways of preventing damage but it always you to target all legal targets for damage. Say for example someone wants to be funny and plays Volcanic Fallout (mass damage to everyone and everything) I can there by selectively have the damage dealt out and be in control.