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...unless you got buns hun! (Aka fat ass).
Be sure you're eating while you use this deck...
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hah this is funny nice touch with city of ass
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Thank you. Lol.
City of ass is actually pretty good
Actually, it's really good!
but it is half a mana sooooo.....
Yeah, but it's better than any guildgate or clan land or shard land
And it's not legendary, so if u have 2 of them...
if you dont.......
True, but then it's still good
YAY WASTELAND VIPER I HAVE ONE FOIL!!
Lol, yes u do
YAYAY AYAYAY
door of destenies
that song, its so damn catchy and educational!
Lol, yes, it is
can i get a link?
Just search anaconda on youtube
lol... nice deck.
Thank you!
You guys literally wrote 13 comments just so your deck would get on the frontpage. That's embarrassing and disgusting.
how about the 7 likes and i have seen decks with no comments on the hot page
The comments don't really matter. At least they are active on the site. It's good to see new people on here. Don't hate just because they made the hot page. It's hard to do if you aren't lucky or northernwarlord lol
drake has a point
Yep, most of the time you have to have 5 likes for the deck to become hot. It can have 1,000 comments and not be hot.
Haters gonna hate. (That's you Relemin)
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you have lots of things with swamp walk maybe urborg to make your opponents lands swamps so you have unblockable creatures
Ok, thank you for the advice
stop staring at my ass, LOL
HAHAHAH LOL
Why not add some ambush viper's? i use it on some deck i made a while back and it's pretty fun to see people reactions to it
What should I remove?
the infect one it's just bad placed here, this ain't an infect deck....sure you got the regen but stil, i just don't imagine it having a place on this deck
use only 1 or 2 Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth , it's a legendary land, you can't have more than 1 in play...
I did, I added 4
eddit comment, didnt realise you added it already
Ok, that's ok
one thing how does this midrange?
Idk, is it aggro?
It seems like it SLITHERS between the two
does any one know why one of my decks has 10 likes and it is not on the hot pages? but nat youve done it again
lol. Which deck has 10 likes?
hiz azorius aggro deck
Oh, yeah, I think a deck has get the likes in a short period of time to be "hot"
two days ago it had 4
Oh wow! That's wierd that its not on there...
Well, I think the reason is because My Anaconda Don't Want None... Jumped like 7 likes in 6 hours, but yours only jumped 6 likes in 2 days
It's a combination of both likes and comments. Don't know exactly how it works out but that's what it is
Ok, I guess that makes sense
Really great strategy you have going on here NoSeriously, great tempo and very fluid. Plus, those 1/2 mana's from City of Ass will really come in handy for the mid/late game. I would be sure to sideboard some Jabba the Hutt and BBC.
What is jabba and bbc?
Just some 4-cmc 4/5 tramples w/ monstrosity. You know. May help w/ the win con
ok, but I tried to make all the creatures snakes, just for the flavor
My anaconda don't, my anaconda don'tMy anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun!Boy toy named Troy used to live in DetroitBig dope dealer money, he was gettin' some coinsWas in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palaceBought me Alexander McQueen, he was keeping me stylishNow that's real, real, realGun in my purse, bitch, I came dressed to killWho wanna go first? I had them pushing daffodilsI'm high as hell, I only took a half a pillI'm on some dumb shit, by the way, what he say?He can tell I ain't missing no mealsCome through and fuck him in my automobileLet him eat it with his grills and he tellin' me to chillAnd he telling me it's real, that he love my sex appealSay he don't like 'em boney, he want something he can grabSo I pulled up in the Jag, and I hit him with the jab likeDun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dunMy anaconda don't, my anaconda don'tMy anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun!Oh my gosh, look at her buttOh my gosh, look at her buttOh my gosh, look at her butt(Look at her butt)Look at, look at, look atLook, at her buttThis dude named Michael used to ride motorcyclesDick bigger than a tower, I ain't talking about Eiffel'sReal country-ass nigga, let me play with his riflePussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuilNow that bang, bang, bangI let him hit it cause he slang cocaineHe toss my salad like his name RomaineAnd when we done, I make him buy me BalmainI'm on some dumb shit, by the way, what he say?He can tell I ain't missing no mealsCome through and fuck him in my automobileLet him eat it with his grills, and he telling me to chillAnd he telling me it's real, that he love my sex appealHe say he don't like 'em boney, he want something he can grabSo I pulled up in the Jag, Mayweather with the jab likeDun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dunMy anaconda don't, my anaconda don'tMy anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun!Oh my gosh, look at her buttOh my gosh, look at her buttOh my gosh, look at her butt(Look at her butt)Look at, look at, look atLook, at her buttLittle in the middle but she got much backLittle in the middle but she got much backLittle in the middle but she got much back(Oh my God, look at her butt)My anaconda don't, my anaconda don'tMy anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun!My anaconda don't, my anaconda don'tDon't want none unless you got buns, hun!Oh my gosh, look at her buttOh my gosh, look at her buttOh my gosh, look at her butt(Look at her butt)Look at, look at, look atLook, at her buttYeah, he love this fat ass, ha haha!Yeah! This one is for my bitches with a fat ass in the fucking clubI said, where my fat ass big bitches in the club?Fuck the skinny bitches! Fuck the skinny bitches in the club!I wanna see all the big fat ass bitches in the muthafuckin' clubFuck you if you skinny bitches, what?! KyuhHa ha, ha haI got a big fat ass (ass, ass, ass)Come on!
u need the real version of the song by sir mix a lot "baby got back"
Thank you for supplying us with the totally appropriate lyrics to this totally appropriate song!
JK, but wow, that (like most songs) is dirtier than it sounds
yep vgjhj,jb
No need to thank me. That's why I'm here for.: )
XD did you just look up the lyrics and copy and paste them, or did you actually type them?
STEP 1:listen to the songSTEP2:Take a drink every time nickis says ASS and BICTHES. Oh,and every time she says NIGGASTEP 3 die form MAXIMUM OVERDOSE!!!STEP 4 Have someone write the lyrics on your grave.
they should add that to the dumb ways to die video
And here I thouoght it was about Sir Mix-A-Lot!?I like big butts and I can not lieYou other brothers can't denyThat when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waistAnd a round thing in your faceYou get sprung, wanna pull out your tough'Cause you notice that butt was stuffedDeep in the jeans she's wearingI'm hooked and I can't stop staringOh baby, I wanna get with youAnd take your pictureMy homeboys tried to warn meBut that butt you got makes me so hornyOoh, Rump-o'-smooth-skinYou say you wanna get in my Benz?Well, use me, use me'Cause you ain't that average groupieI've seen them dancin'To hell with romancin'She's sweat, wet,Got it goin' like a turbo 'VetteI'm tired of magazinesSayin' flat butts are the thingTake the average black man and ask him thatShe gotta pack much backSo, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)Shake that healthy butt!Baby got back!(LA face with Oakland booty)Baby got back!(LA face with Oakland booty)(LA face with Oakland booty)[Sir Mix-a-Lot]I like 'em round, and bigAnd when I'm throwin' a gigI just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animalNow here's my scandalI wanna get you homeAnd ugh, double-up, ugh, ughI ain't talkin' bout Playboy'Cause silicone parts are made for toysI want 'em real thick and juicySo find that juicy doubleMix-a-Lot's in troubleBeggin' for a piece of that bubbleSo I'm lookin' at rock videosKnock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoesYou can have them bimbosI'll keep my women like Flo JoA word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with yaI won't cuss or hit yaBut I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*Till the break of dawnBaby got it goin' onA lot of simps won't like this song'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit itAnd I'd rather stay and play'Cause I'm long, and I'm strongAnd I'm down to get the friction onSo, ladies! (Yeah!) Ladies! (Yeah)If you wanna roll in my Mercedes (Yeah!)Then turn around! Stick it out!Even white boys got to shoutBaby got back!Baby got back!Yeah, baby... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection.36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".[Sir Mix-a-Lot]So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by FondaBut Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her HondaMY ANACONDA DON't WANT NONEUNLESS YOU'VE GOT BUNS, HUNYou can do side bends or sit-ups,But please don't lose that buttSome brothers wanna play that "hard" roleAnd tell you that the butt ain't goldSo they toss it and leave itAnd I pull up quick to retrieve itSo Cosmo says you're fatWell I ain't down with that!'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'To the beanpole dames in the magazines:You ain't it, Miss Thing!Give me a sister, I can't resist herRed beans and rice didn't miss herSome knucklehead tried to diss'Cause his girls are on my listHe had game but he chose to hit 'emAnd I pull up quick to get wit 'emSo ladies, if the butt is round,And you want a triple X throw down,Dial 1-900-MIXALOTAnd kick them nasty thoughtsBaby got back!Baby got back!
No, I don't think that line is in baby got back... but anaconda IS a total rip off of it
I highlighted the line, it IS from it! I own the original CD, BTW.
Ummmm, you highlighted the part that says: dial 1-900-MIXALOT
Look again. Line 3 and 4 of third strophe.Or just listen to the freaking song, it's on YouTube.
LMFAO...... :D
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.Funny Shi.t Nice Deck though
Ok, the line just seems kind of out of place
Edit: Removed 4 Forests, added 1 Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth, removed 4 Blight Mambas, added 4 Ambush Vipers
i need some help with a deck called azorius aggro it is based on buffing creatures up with aven something or other (i dont remember what it is called) but no legality rules but would like to keep it budget
lol nice deck!who would have thought of this being so popular!
Thank you, I did not expect it at all either. It had like 3 likes, then I logged on 6 hours later and it had 10 and I was like holy crap!
I love fun decks that use unhinged\unglued cards. I don't play casually, but this is just funny
Who the fuck is -1 every comment on here????
Well I just plus'ed them all to fix it...
Damn trolls. I shall also +1 all comments. Rep for EVERYBODY!!!
yay so much rep
Lol. Thank you drake and zaklax
1+ likes yah10+likes yah!20+likes YAH!50+likes not yet100+likes not yetover 9000 likes NOT YET
hopefully I'll reach the 4th one...
only one of my decks has cleared 100 likes. it uh, it kinda broke the hot page for like...2 months
wow. Yeah, I don't think this deck is gonna stay on the hot pages for much longer, or get 100 likes, for that matter, but there's always hoping...
haha funny name. i like it
Hate the song but the deck made me chuckle.Check out my latest if you wish, hopefully I can make you chuckle too.http://www.mtgvault.com/socalithurts/decks/bw-lifegro/
thank you!
Perish made my day :D
You're welcome
LOL! one of the best I've seen
Thank you, thank you very much!
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omg why did you do this
cus I can !!!
check out my deck super aggro modern jund
I think what he means is why did you advertise your decks on a popular deck just so more people will look at them?
yea i already gave him a bunch of shit for it. we are good now lol
YYYAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!
Funny Deck