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Play as many creatures as you can, start a "family" or a "club" if you prefer. Recruit more specialized minions for their "skills" and employ them in an innocuous profession, garbage removal or construction perhaps. Don't draw too much attention with flashy cards, this is a pauper deck after all. Plus, sometimes bad things happen to people who use expensive, attention-grabbing cards. Not making threats or anything, just saying, one day you're walking along with your buddy Ulamog and badda-bing, badda-boom one of you has a "Tragic Slip" and falls into a ditch and breaks your neck. Maybe if you had contributed to my life total when I axed you nicely, you would have been okay.
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+1 for this idea. I had a good laught reading the description and then the cards. Some cards that would fit the theme and idea:Driver of the Dead, Bloodflow Connoisseur, Child of Night (Tough the 'child' might be innapropriate), Slate Street RuffianSign in Blood, Bump in the Night, Dead Weight, Victim of NightGreetingsMuktol
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Dead Weight!!! because he'll have cement shoes...BWAHAHAHA. Why didn't I think of that!
I added "Morsel Theft" because why not add that crime to the list ;)