The ultimate pervy deck

by Alfred on 13 May 2020

Main Deck (60 cards)

Sideboard (1 card)

Creatures (1)

Submit a list of cards below to bulk import them all into your sideboard. Post one card per line using a format like "4x Birds of Paradise" or "1 Blaze", you can even enter just the card name by itself like "Wrath of God" for single cards.


Deck Description

I made this deck last week, and decided to see who would come to the same conclusion separately from me and in this case it was Wickeddarkman

Deck Tags

  • 5 Colour
  • Pioneer

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Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for The ultimate pervy deck

Nicely done;)
Did you also find the secrets within the names ?

Do you think it's on the web?

I've linked companions to be part of the sex theme too.

Changed my deckname to "ichoria's dirty secret"

Did you know about the war between designers and censors ?
I think the lead censor or the ikoria designteam gets fired for this.

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Posted 19 May 2020 at 19:18

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Ikoria

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Posted 19 May 2020 at 21:06

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Oh and I don't think the lead will get fired, but the second up in command

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Posted 19 May 2020 at 21:06

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Ichoria as in land of ichor, sticky warm ichor!
I think that's what the designers secretly had in mind.

Ichoria, cave of the penile monsters, that's the thing ;)

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Posted 19 May 2020 at 22:13

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You may have a point

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Posted 19 May 2020 at 22:25

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I can't wait to hear wotc's official apologies for this one :)
In some way I suspect it might be on purpose.
Have you found any sex-companions ?

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Posted 19 May 2020 at 22:42

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Lurrus, Gyruda, and Obosh is what I found, without certainty, but Jegantha might also be included in this list

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Posted 19 May 2020 at 22:47

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I think lurrus sounds like "lure us" lure us of the dream den.
What do you make of the others ?

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Posted 19 May 2020 at 22:51

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Doom of Depths is the doom of the vagina, obosh the preypiercer

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Posted 19 May 2020 at 22:52

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Nice, haven't focussed to much on companions, so I'm blown away.
Heh, preypiercer.

Makes me wonder if they've hidden some devastating combos if the right companion get on top.

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Posted 19 May 2020 at 22:59

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They don't really, unless I missed it, but I already thought of that and nothing stood out, except for some apexes and obosh

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Posted 19 May 2020 at 23:04

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As I was typing that I just realized apex, they are each individually part of it

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Posted 19 May 2020 at 23:04

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Brokkos- We all want to be able to go forever
Illuna-We all have someone we wish we could have sex with
Nethroi- Symbolises the diseases that come with sex, like AIDS
Snapdax-We go on the hunt to find new mates
Vadrok- this might be a stretch, but it symbolises the sound of flech hitting flesh as loud as thunder

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Posted 19 May 2020 at 23:11

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I'm putting the companions in the sb, just so it will be easy to look at the whole picture.
Lutri the spellchaser has me stumped. It might have been an elemental beaver before it got its type changed, but what about its name? The letters involved can spell "her ass" the leftover letters are then Lutri tspellc.
Hmm, ell spit clur. Lure spit cll. Let her ass spill clur??? Am I missing a letter?
That doesn't make sense so far.

Apex predator means the top predator, so apex must mean on top, which fits the theme
But I'm pretty sure most of the names can be unscrambled to something something her ass.

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Posted 19 May 2020 at 23:22

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I like mine better then yours except for Vadrok, I can't figure it out

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Posted 20 May 2020 at 00:33

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Most of the card names have a double meaning. There's the secret names of the cards and theres the sexual reference of the card.

I know there's a program on the net that can decode names like these.
The key is that names like obosh and lutri and lurrus are part of the secret names, as is the letters forming the sexual reference.

I used to be better at cracking anagrams like these.

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Posted 20 May 2020 at 00:53

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