deadheat

:P lololololololol

thnx! i reallt wasnt offended or anything, though...

I know, its a great card, but i personally dont want to put it in, thats all... nothin wrong with it.

lol jeffrey... magical hacker is op, but its unhinged....

I think ill just waste everybody's times with these fat jokes.

Kelly is so fat, he shows up on radar.

The guy is so fat, he leaves footprints in concrete!

Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."

One guy was so fat, he had his own area code.

You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.

Kelly is so big, he plays hopscotch like, "Texas...Alabama...North Carolina...Pennsylvania..."

I know a lady named Paulette that is so fat she has to wake up in sections.

And then there is Judy. She has so many double chins she looks like she is staring at you over a pile of pancakes.

Seriously though, Judy isn’t fat, she insists she’s just 4 feed too short.

But Paulette takes the cake. Once she jumped into the gulf here in Panama City and the tide came in at Myrtle Beach.

Your mama's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out!

Kelly is so fat, they use his belt to measure the Earth's equator.

The guy is so fat, if someone would melt him down, they'd have enough oil to power Detroit for a month!

Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other, "Your round."
The other one says "So are you, you fat pig!"

Kelly is so fat, if he wore a GoodYear hat, he'd look like a blimp.

You are so fat you were baptized in Sea World.

You are so fat, you had your baby pictures taken by satellite.

Kelly is so fat, people jog around him for exercise.

Jim is so fat when they step on the scale it says, "No live stock please."

Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager

Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo

Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard

Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says "Trick or Meatloaf!"

Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to her GOOD side.


The rather broad lady showed up at the theatre just before the
performance started and handed the usher two tickets. "Where's
the other party?" asked the usher.
"Well," said the lady, with a blush, "you see one seat
is a little small for me and rather uncomfortable so I bought
two. But they're both really for me."
"Okay with me, lady," the usher replied, scratching
his head. "There's just one problem. Your seats are numbers
fifty-one and sixty-three."

and there goes your time. Hope you enjoyed!!! :P

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Jeffrey, dont we all slap dat like button with our foreheads?

great! thnx!

Sorry I accidentally copied you I guess

oh. I never knew you did that, drakeraenes. Great deck!

true. i like it also

thnx! I'll put that in there

Thanks!!! Apprecate the help! :)

do you know any cards that would make this deck better? I would Appreciate the Help:)

dis deck though.....