Budget Decks: Mini Minotaur! Deck

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Deck Description

Are you bored? Does Magic: The Gathering feel old and vapid? Got any useless bucks in your bank account? Ladies and Gentlemen, I have solution.
Use your bank account on nearest MtG marketplace website and buy some cheap cards, craft a deck, and challenge your friends! To double the fun, ask your friend to create such a deck too!
The Budget Decks -series is meant for your free time! These are meant to inspire you, and deck's value is meant to be low! (Between 10 and 20 bucks.)

How to Play

"Here comes the battle-cattle!"
Crush your opponents underhoof with this deck! They will soon bow under your devastating attacks!

( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVTfszppJl8 )

Tim Tim plays for days in a maze
and there's a Minotaur taur.
Tiny Minotaur taur.
Little Minotaur taur.
Mini Minotaur taur.
Minotaur taur.
Tiny Minotaur taur.
Little Minotaur taur.
Mini Minotaur taur!
Cute little tiny Minotaur
sitting in a cradle.
Awww!
He thinks that maybe it's a baby
BUT IT NAY BE!
I'M A TINY MINOTAUR!
LITTLE MINOTAUR.
KILL YOU ANY MINUTE-AURRRR!
Minotaur taur.
Tiny Minotaur taur.
Little Minotaur taur.
Mini Minotaur taur.
Minotaur taur.
Tiny Minotaur taur.
Little Minotaur taur.
Mini Minotaur taur.
How do you defeat a mini Minotaur?
Many Minotaur taurs hate tartar sauce.
They're deathly allergic to tartar sauce.
You'll be fine, do you have some tartar Tim Tim?
NO.
You'll need some tartar to kill him.
Oh.
Things are looking grim grim for Tim Tim.
Ahhh!
Wait! What's that in his tum tum Tim Tim?
It's a bottle of tar tar Tim Tim.
Someone before you tried to kill him.
OPEN THE JAR!
Twist the lid off!
OPEN THE JAR!
Counter Clockwise!
Oh.
RELEASE TARTAR!
To kill Minotaur.

Minotaur: Errrgh,tartar! My only weakness!
*Minotaur Explosion*
Tim Tim: I'm alive. Stop singing songs about me! You're ruining my life!