by SilverRock75 on 12 October 2016

Main Deck (60 cards)

Sideboard (15 cards)

Sorceries (3)

Instants (4)

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Deck Description

This deck is an optimization of my popular deck: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!!! that you can find here:
This deck is notably more expensive, but should be much more effective.
Thanks to exterminator5000 for suggestions to improve the deck. You can find his version of a Vehicle & Pilot deck here:

How to Play

1) Play Pilots
2) Play Vehicles
3) Run over your opponent with your vehicles (Bonus Points if your land drives)
4) If they aren't dead, throw it in reverse and do it again.

Deck Tags

  • Standard
  • Vehicles
  • Pilots
  • jesus
  • Depala
  • Expensive
  • Kaldesh

Deck at a Glance

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Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for JESUS, TAKE THE WHEEL!!! v2

If a vehicle dies with a pilot in it, does the pilot die too? If not, does he/she become tapped or can they attack as well?

Posted 27 February 2017 at 03:20


In real life: Yes :) In Magic not. You must tap your creature to pay the crew cost before declaring attackers. When you pay the crew cost, the artifact becomes an artifact creature. Then the triggered ability of the pilot triggers granting the vehicle first strike, haste or whatever. From that moment on, the vehicle, now an artifact creature, has no connection to the 'pilot' anymore. If the vehicle dies, the creature you tapped for the crew cost stays tapped and does not die.

Posted 27 February 2017 at 08:02


Thank you for the information!

Posted 28 February 2017 at 00:58


Last question...maybe :)

When it says Crew 4 (Total power of 4 or more), is that referring to the mana cost of that creature who will crew the vehicle?

Posted 01 March 2017 at 01:33


The damage they deal my dude.

Posted 01 March 2017 at 02:09


A few copies of Heart of Kiran in place of the Smuggler's Copter, since the ol' Looter Scooter was hit with the ban-hammer.
Or for a budget option, Untethered Express.

Posted 01 March 2017 at 06:00