Ring That Bell you Funky Orc

by SisselTheCat on 19 February 2019

Command Zone (1 card)

Creatures (1)

Main Deck (99 cards)

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Deck Description

Bing bong your opponents hate you and are probably dead bing bong

How to Play

Zurgo is dumb, 1 mana commanders can be pretty nasty so this deck is made to be hyper aggressive, maybe too aggressive but that's fine. Creatures, lands, your hand, everything is temporary. Don't sweat losing anything, your opponents will suffer for it more in the long run.
The basic idea of this deck is to constantly pressure opponents with ticks of damage and eventually large chunks of damage. If that doesn't work, destroy everyones lands and keep casting your cheap commander to continue this cycle.
If Zurgo gets shoved back into the command zone or your hand, start casting for the dash cost instead of hard casting. This makes him even more annoying, since he can only be targeted during your turn, and different equipment and etb effects are triggered as well.
Finally, fun fact. This deck lets you potentially take out a player turn two:
T1 Mountain -> Zurgo
T2 Blazing Shoal, exile Myojin of Infinite Ways Bearer of the Heavens Decree of Annihilation or Blasphemous Act -> Assault Strobe, if not blocked 20+ commander damage turn 2
That's pretty much it, everything here is in the deck to pester or kill opponents in different ways. Suggestions appreciated

Deck Tags

  • EDH
  • Aggro
  • Mono Red
  • Land Destruction

Deck at a Glance

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Mana Curve

Mana Symbol Occurrence

000690

Deck Format


Commander

NOTE: Set by owner when deck was made.

Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for Ring That Bell you Funky Orc

I love it! +1

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Posted 05 March 2019 at 05:40

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