Buttfight.dek

by StefanWB on 26 January 2015

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Deck Description

This is a budget casual deck featuring cards from Khans of Tarkir block. I made it because I thought it was funny.

How to Play

You have creatures with big butts, and they cannot lie. Nothing is getting through you on the ground, and the deck has plenty of ways to gain life and keep it going until the late game.

The cards that make the deck really go are Grim Contest (aka Butt Fight, the card that inspired this silly idea), which lets your big butt creatures crush your opponent's biggest threats, Kin-Tree Invocation, which makes a huge dude to slam in with, and Kheru Bloodsucker, which you can use to drain your opponent and make it big in the process.

The best creatures with the biggest butts are: Disowned Ancestor, which is a phenomenal 1-drop that allows you to KTI on turn two to get a 4/4; Rotting Mastodon, the biggest butt of them all; and Archers' Parapet, which can drain your opponent if the game goes long.

You're in no danger of losing the battle on the ground, but if your opponent tries to fly over your defences, then just shoot them out of the sky with Windstorm - it won't hit any of your own creatures, since you don't have any fliers! And if your opponent doesn't have a big threat but has a bunch of small ones, Death Frenzy clears up the board and gains you even more life in the process.

Deck Tags

  • big butt
  • butt fight!
  • Casual
  • Budget

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Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

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