Blobbering trolls

by wickeddarkman on 16 June 2022

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Deck Description

Sometimes trolls just go blup blop blorp.

Could be because they suddenly find themselves underwater, sleeping with the turtles.

It could be they got caught in a flood created by some ninja ish dude ?

Whatever the case, in this deck they come out of the water to attack any nearby opponent, and they've enraged the turtles enough that they step up on the land too.

Oh the havoc they cause...

This guy, (me, wickeddarkman) is singlehandedly ruining the fun for the trolls, thieves, extortionists, deckspammers and sexual abusers who frequent mtgvault.

Sure, I scare some new faces away, and bother the trolls whenever they create a new account, but at least the new people aren't walking into a giant trap without a warning, and as usual, it's my oppinion that this warning should be given mandatory by all internet sites, not just mtgvault.

I no longer enforce a tag system, because it can be an advantage seeing who actually puts up a serious effort into things compared to some others... I've come far since my early warnings.

Gary can we just please make me a mod, so I can rid this place of assholes, and so I can atone for giving another site a harsh time when I was younger and less knowledgeable.

It's obvious that the bad guys in here view me as a troll, because I'm revealing their presence, but I am using this site as it is otherwise intended, and even (gasp) bring detailed descriptions in most of my decks, even when they aren't the best builds. I'd say I'm pretty self aware about this.

Sure, I can be compared to hitler, and gladly stand by by my words that if I had the power, I'll exterminate everyone of the evil doers in here to purify earth and build a utopia.

Should the trolls manage to win despite my good efforts, I'll have to become better at this "game" and will seek out professional troll hunters so I can improve myself and strike back against crime on the net. Good people does stuff like that.

Doxxing trolls is exactly what other good people have been doing, and since this is mostly done in Sweden, I'll simply have to cross a single bridge to start learning how to fight the good fight.

How to Play


Double masters are just around the corner, which means that pauper gets it's arsenal expanded.

A few classics stand out, but at least one card blew me away, and I'll be preparing to enter it into my big halfdeck project.

Dark-dweller oracle fits extremely well into my halfdeck "classcombo" as it can be dug for with goblin matron, and then it can dig deeper into the deck. The deck already piggybacks on using putrid goblin for many sacrificial purposes, and digging for more combo pieces will certainly be worth a try.

Deck Tags

  • trolls
  • turtles
  • Aquatic
  • assholes
  • Tsunami
  • Flood
  • Simic

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Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

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