Who let the trollwes out, awoo

by wickeddarkman on 20 June 2022

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Deck Description

Kill the trolls wolfie...
Oh, wait, those are my trolls...
Kill some rogues then...

Ever heard of deja awoo ?
It's when you keep fighting the same boring opponent over and over.
The only thing that makes the fight worth a fight seems to be how you fight, and if your opponent is having the deja awoo too, (awooo youuuu)
Then things quickly just turn plain silly.

And here I thought stuff like that only happened on arena because the matchmaker is rigged.

Well mtgvault is rigged too (awooo)
https://www.mtgvault.com/wickeddarkman/decks/paranoia-zone-frontpage/

Ps.

"Wolfie is fine" - t1000

How to Play

This guy, (me, wickeddarkman) is singlehandedly ruining the fun for the trolls, thieves, extortionists, deckspammers and sexual abusers who frequent mtgvault.

Sure, I scare some new faces away, and bother the trolls whenever they create a new account, but at least the new people aren't walking into a giant trap without a warning, and as usual, it's my oppinion that this warning should be given mandatory by all internet sites, not just mtgvault.

I no longer enforce a tag system, because it can be an advantage seeing who actually puts up a serious effort into things compared to some others... I've come far since my early warnings.

Gary can we just please make me a mod, so I can rid this place of assholes, and so I can atone for giving another site a harsh time when I was younger and less knowledgeable.

It's obvious that the bad guys in here view me as a troll, because I'm revealing their presence, but I am using this site as it is otherwise intended, and even (gasp) bring detailed descriptions in most of my decks, even when they aren't the best builds. I'd say I'm pretty self aware about this.

Sure, I can be compared to hitler, and gladly stand by my words that if I had the power, I'll exterminate everyone of the evil doers in here to purify earth and build a utopia.

Should the trolls manage to win despite my good efforts, I'll have to become better at this "game" and will seek out professional troll hunters so I can improve myself and strike back against crime on the net. Good people does stuff like that.

Doxxing trolls is exactly what other good people have been doing, and since this is mostly done in Sweden, I'll simply have to cross a single bridge to start learning how to fight the good fight.

https://www.mtgvault.com/wickeddarkman/decks/paranoia-zone-frontpage/

Deck Tags

  • trolls
  • Deja awoo
  • Werewolves
  • Gramatical
  • Daß4web
  • Mono Green

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Mana Symbol Occurrence

000041

Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

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