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First, just... just... BLARGHHHHHHHHHH
HEBLARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....
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Yay black... too many islands...
Yes, but deck is nice, yes?
I have decided my favorite card is Sickening Shoal. Black card. Cause much hurt. Yes.
What's the wincon?
Take down opponents' life to 0. Silly. Do you not know how Magic?
Well, there are many ways to win in Magic, I was just wondering.
Yes, we all win when play this deck. Yes.
Have you looked at what cards do? Can you guess theme?
The theme is to win >:D
Islands to wash the mess... '-' (?)
Blue wins all! Catishpokw agrees with me blue island very best of all magics. Yes!
Please master, teach me your ways another succesfull deck, except what if when they throw up it comes up as pixie dust because the prettiness of everything overwhelms the opponent into the flu
Then you would like fairy, rainbow, unicorn deck, yes?
I sugest you add a few HLAURRRRG and maybe a UUUUULG.
I like your ideas. I must plan to add them good future.
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Yes, yes, but is that truly a problem? I can hit with brooding stars soon quick with lots of other cards, yes?
the real problem is that you have no artifacts... in order for the Broodstar to be of any use as an attacker... you need the artifacts.... otherwise it will fizzle as soon as you drop it on the table because it will hit as a 0/0... and a creature with 0 toughness goes directly to the graveyard
But it will still BLEHUURGH.
Idiots dont realize thats is BELUHRUUHGH but what needs to make this deck better is magic fairy unicorns pooping out of the Broodstar, ALackOfReason doesnt realize that he is a bad deck maker. tsk tsk
That would be interesting.
Artifacts are no good for deck. They do not be good with great power of deck. swb34 does not understand how Brooding star does work in deck. Deck very good. Yes. I make best deck there is. Better than any deck can anyone else make. I make any deck out of any card. Blue card best, but I can deck make win yes.
He doesn't realize that he needs to fuckchuck the upnuck to make tuckluck buck
Make a sandwhich deck with lettuce, then you shall be the master.
No mayo though, if you add mayo, i shall destroy you.
While we're at it, I'd like mine without pickles.
Please comment on http://www.mtgvault.com/soldier333/decks/big-goo-monster/ I make deck, good deck of monster that go BOOM
I spoke to /b/, alackofreason. You disgust us. get of the internet.
Did you really?
I don't understand...
Do you not like blue deck, no?
i do like blue, i just dont get it...
Have you looked at cards, yes?
they all be puken
Correct! Good, yes, good. So...
but why only island?
Because blue magic is of very best! Do you disagree, yes?
seems pretty well balanced but i would put mind sludge in the sideboard just in case
Yes, very good suggestion. Good deck even better now. Competitive!
Hilarious. Best theme deck ever^^I searched for a card that could represent the obligatory puke-bucket where your fuglies could barf into but didn't find much. Chalice of Life looks like someone is about to chuck up but the chalice itself and the name of the card don't really fit.Stench of Evil should be in this for sure :) (probably fits better than Breath of Malfegor)With some adjustments to the mana base the deck would at least be playable. Replace some Islands with swamps and any kind of blue-black duallands. Then add some rainbowlands like City of Brass.
Thank you for multiple suggestion! But why you no like Island? You do not like blue magics?
I said replace SOME of them. So, you know, can actually play those non-blue cards.If, on the other hand, you don't plan to play it anyway, why bother with lands at all? We could get rid of lands alltogether and add more cards fitting the theme.
But then you no have blue magics, and blue magics be very good, yes? What cards of power do you suggest?
HNRGHHGHGH
Thank you loaf eater of puppies for support, yes!
This deck adequately represents what it feels like when I use the cascade mechanic. BELHUUUHRGLH
Cascade be vey nice in blue deck. Do you not like theme of dish soap?
where are the sponges? spastic no sponge no bob = no patrick star fish squidward
these comments... such upchuck. much wow. BLERGGHHUGYGUUG
Much wow, yes. Good. Up throw. No doge.
Made my night. So funny
Yes, yes, good blue. Thank you!
Do this actually work?
fuck ur upchuck bimbo limbo timbo = green better
What the...........................
Yes, very strange. Thank you, donde les awesomes for help, yes.
Firebreathing!
No, they are throwing up, sillyhead.
alackofreason:That's just pure art!I can suggest helm of awakening, and the oldest card in the theme chaos orb (How could you miss that!!!)But why not try to make some hybrids of your own work?Take one half from the aquarium and half of the throw-up, mix them together and you got "aquarium throwup"(Sickening shoal sort of binds these two halves together!)A small group of players are trying to build half decks! (aka 30 card decks)The general idea is to build a deckhalf with a theme so solid that it fits almost any other halfdeck you could think of throwing it into.But most cannot embrace the full concept of it all, and chose to build a manabase fitting their own themes!I've made it my own task to split up clasical legacy-decks in two halves, and it's sort of an artform to split them in a way so that they are equally powerfull.We could need some more "artistery" to bring the concept some "designer beauty"Here's the concept primer:http://www.mtgvault.com/wickeddarkman/decks/halfdeck-primer/
also add crawling filth
Looks interesting. I'll see what I can do. I'll only make halfdecks that are in a budget range though-- something I could afford.
That's no problem. The nature of halfdecks favours aggro decks which are usually cheaper to build. Also, goal of the project is to come up with new combinations that you wouldn't think of when building a deck the conventional way. If you are on a budget, you contribute to the diversity.
Needs more Mind Sludge maindeck, definitely better than Inexorable Tide
Yes, quite. Done!
Best deck! =DI'd suggest Cheatyface, its good blue magic! And it sneaks right in while your opponent is stunned by this brilliant deck idea!
throw in a couple artful dodge maybe , cool deck theme
HEEBLEURGHHH
Your 2 years late :D
It's not December though lol.