Awz?

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Too many win conditions spoils the broth, as the saying goes. The card's GOOD, but it's sideboard material at best for now.

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Posted 07 July 2011 at 05:28 in reply to #177987 on Better than Porn: Somehow My Greatest Success, Though it Now Sucks Terribly.

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You bastard.

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Posted 06 July 2011 at 12:56 as a comment on A Jumble of Whatever-the-Fuck

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Best name for a W/B deck ever.

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Posted 06 July 2011 at 00:54 as a comment on Chiaroscuro

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Deep Water is almost as good as Bone Saw.

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Posted 06 July 2011 at 00:17 as a comment on Worst deck ever for real

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Yes. I realize I mis-typed "Trinket/Treasure Mages," as I was debating running both. Trinkets to get Memnites for the Forgemaster, and Treasures for Wurmcoil.

BUT, that's pretty nil. Forgemaster kills my Wellsprings and gets me lands, fetches a Birthing Pod, then sacs for the Wurmcoil, THEN sacs for Norn and two 5/5s.

I like impractical, unnecessary combos. This one just happens to work.

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Posted 05 July 2011 at 04:45 in reply to #177536 on Better than Porn: Somehow My Greatest Success, Though it Now Sucks Terribly.

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Swap out the sideboard for seven Dwarves.

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Posted 05 July 2011 at 04:27 as a comment on Slow White

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Only if that opponent is Elesh Norn.

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Posted 05 July 2011 at 04:21 in reply to #177521 on Better than Porn: Somehow My Greatest Success, Though it Now Sucks Terribly.

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As far as playability goes, I consider Urabrask to be the best of the praetors. Norn and Sheoldred are tied for a close second. Gitaxias is EPIC, but needs some dickery to work right, and I honestly think Vorinclex is underwhelming.

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Posted 05 July 2011 at 01:56 in reply to #177378 on That's what she said...

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Damn, I thought I was living out my twisted fetish in an interesting way and NOT shamelessly netdecking.

Oh, well. Guess Oberg agrees: it's better than porn.

Trinket/Mages were ultimately a waste of space. Having only 8 CMC 1 and 6 artifacts makes them kinda pointless, where as Forgemasters can thin out lands, fetch a Birthing Pod, then get explode into a Wurmcoil... which can then have Norn chest-burst out of it.

The only thing I'm honestly considering changing up is kicking out a few cards for Kraken Hatchlings. 0/4 one-drops that can tap for mana and wind up becoming stupid 6/10 juggernauts.

Tough call.

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Posted 05 July 2011 at 01:49 in reply to #177480 on Better than Porn: Somehow My Greatest Success, Though it Now Sucks Terribly.

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Sho 'nuff.

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Posted 05 July 2011 at 01:37 in reply to #177465 on Better than Porn: Somehow My Greatest Success, Though it Now Sucks Terribly.

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I am naming my next deck "A Jumble of Whatever-the-Fuck."

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Posted 04 July 2011 at 15:39 in reply to #175378 on Avatar of Perseverance [OWNED]

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Urabrask is like Norn... minus all the sexy.

I'm diggin' this, though. Must hit like a truck.

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Posted 04 July 2011 at 15:29 as a comment on That's what she said...

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Rudeness. Approval.

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Posted 04 July 2011 at 11:30 as a comment on Gonna Paint that Stone

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This is FANTASTIC. This is like something I would do, except GOOD.

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Posted 04 July 2011 at 11:28 as a comment on Wurm's Tooth BEATDOWN

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Done and DONE, my man.

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Posted 04 July 2011 at 11:05 in reply to #177307 on Better than Porn: Somehow My Greatest Success, Though it Now Sucks Terribly.

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...

Because.

Because it's BETTER.

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Than PORN.

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Posted 04 July 2011 at 11:02 in reply to #177248 on Better than Porn: Somehow My Greatest Success, Though it Now Sucks Terribly.

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Damned good song, too, for the record.

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Posted 04 July 2011 at 11:00 in reply to #176908 on Better than Porn: Somehow My Greatest Success, Though it Now Sucks Terribly.

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Crazy, huh? I imagine it's because Norn is gorgeous.

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Posted 04 July 2011 at 10:58 in reply to #177211 on Better than Porn: Somehow My Greatest Success, Though it Now Sucks Terribly.

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Elesh Norn is hawt like fiyah.

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Posted 04 July 2011 at 10:52 in reply to #177024 on Better than Porn: Somehow My Greatest Success, Though it Now Sucks Terribly.

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IT'S BETTER THAN PORN

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Posted 04 July 2011 at 10:50 in reply to #176982 on Better than Porn: Somehow My Greatest Success, Though it Now Sucks Terribly.

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