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Check out my other decks and help me get to the front page! Edit 1: Thank you so much for helping me get to the front page! If you want to see more decks that are less silly, feel free to check out my abundance of casual decks. Edit 2: Here are links to other sexy cards I can't add. O.o http://www.coolstuffinc.com/images/Products/mtg%20art/Promo/wpn-Bloodcrazed-Neonate.jpg (Bloodcrazed Neonate Promo) http://www.steveargyle.com/admin/uploads/piezas/MarkovServtest-featured.jpg (Markov's Servant) http://www.wizards.com/mtg/images/daily/ftl/ftl184_chosen.jpg (Chosen of Markov) Edit 3: I've been taking all of your suggestions and editing them in as fast as possible. I would like advice on two things. There are a lot of cards I haven't added that have been suggested. If you could all (or some) re-suggest cards you all want to see that I haven't added, it will make it much easier to decide upon adding new cards. Also, a show of hands on a deck for the ladies?
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You forgot Elves of Deep Shadow
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And even though she's anorexic, Hero of Bladehold is showing some skin
I agree on both accounts.
You forgot Deathgreeter. Mmm, mmm, mmm.
I would, for the ladies, but this is mtgvault... what ladies?
blargh, please. this rbrano guy might be homo for all we know!
Blood Tribute?
Definitely.
Liliana of the veil...?
How could I have forgotten!?
Healing Leaves
Absolutely.
Braids, Cabal Minion!
I just don't see it. :/
Take out: Paradise Manle Seasinger Kiku, Night's Flower Nikko-Onna Scorched Rusalka Kaysa Elves of Deep Shadow Faerie Squadron Darting Merfolk Bloodbraid Elf (anorexic, not cool) Sphinx Ambassador Deathless Angel (too fat) Copperhorn Scout (too green) Akroma, Angel of Fury (again, too fat) Basandra, Battle Seraph (small tits) Predict Add: Oriss, Samite Guardian Seeker of Skybreak (7th ed) Essence Vortex Vitalizing cascade Save Life Anima Errante Sylvan Paradise Dryad Sophisticate Plague Witch Clergy en-Vec (not really, but serously, read the flavor text and look at the art!!!) Also, I have a question. What is your personal favorite sexy art? Mine would be Reversal of Fortune.
I edited it based on what I thought. Thanks for the comment and advice.
take out blood braid.... eww
somberwald dryad??
Can't see why not!
yeah i agree with thekingofthewalrus. BBE is definatly not very sexy... atleast I dont think so.
Doneskie.
akroma angel of wrath and phage the untouchable, adarkar valkyrie
Eh, eh, and eh. Any second opinions.
Chosen of Markov?
Can put her in. :/
congrats front page. btw, what about the new chandra, the firebrand??
Thank you! She's there now. ;)
vampire's bite
How is Chandra not in here?
Done. Any other suggestions?
Deadly Allure and Bloodcrazed Neonate Alternate Art foil
Did my best.
Improvised Armor, Pacifism (Onslaught Art), Quickchange, and Seeker of Skybreak please and thank you.
Red Hot Hottie!!! (Unhinged). ;)
Guul Draz Vampire ! ! !
I'm a fan of Naya Battlemage.
I totally agree about Naya Battlemage! Steve Argyle is the best at drawing-out hotness. Check out his other stuff including Chosen of Markov and my fave Deadly Allure.
Radiant? She's heavily clothed but she's a bombshell.
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No one's mentioned Alluring Siren! :)
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And might I suggest making a deck for the ladies?
There are no ladies, this is MTG Vault. Nice deck btw, smokin... lol
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Totally just got trolled by that Ekundu Cyclops :/ lol
akroma of wrath, phage, malakir bloodwitch, rahka golden cub, crypt angel, NIGHT REVELERS
Those are all so... eh. I'll think about Night Revelers and Malakir. Phage is definitely no and Golden Cub is definitely no.
and guul draz vamp
Done. (Those legs)
Cloud Sprite and Thalia, Guardian of Thraben?
Chorus of the Conclave, Vow of Malice, and Selesnya Evangel?
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Sphinx ambassador? Really?
To add a few non creatures (some creatures), glorious anthem, sylvan scrying, verdant eidolon, glissa's scorn, quirion dryad, gladecover scout btw, I'm a girl, we do exist :)
Kor Spiritdancer is pretty sexy too.
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Tormented Angel, Angelheart Vial, Angel of Fury, Archangel of Strife.
I've been taking all of your suggestions and editing them in as fast as possible. I would like advice on two things. There are a lot of cards I haven't added that have been suggested. If you could all (or some) re-suggest cards you all want to see that I haven't added, it will make it much easier to decide upon adding new cards. Also, a show of hands on a deck for the ladies?
fap fap fap
Dude...splinter twin. I mean cmon twins. Need I say more?
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Manabond should be there
You really need to add Chosen of Markov from Dark Asenscion
I did. Read the description.
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Mistbind Clique as well.
disciple of grace
have I mentioned angel of wrath?
savra, skirsdag cultist, olivia voldaren.
beguiler of wills, gruesome discovery, wakedancer, fires of undeath, talons of falkenrath, mondronen shaman? scorned villager, nissa revane,
Maybe Nissa and maybe Mondronen and maybe Wakedancer. I'll mull it over.
Akroma, angel of wrath
Olivia Voldaren.
Kemba, Kha Regent
Akroma, Angel of Wrath
Angelic Destiny Geralf's Messenger Reckless Waif Master Transmuter and as mentioned earlier, Thalia
Geralf's Messenger? Reckless Waif? Master Transmuter? NOOO!!!!! No. and No...
yeah now tell me you don't think Geralf's Messenger is attractive, pffff kids these days
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sylvan scrying!
Seventh Edition Goblin Matron and Creepy Doll
Life Burst?
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ooh.... thalia....
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somebody likes the boobies ;)
Glissa seems out of place!
Somberwald. EFFING. Dryad.
LOST it on Lili 2.0 Excellent work. see you in a week.
nissa revane
nice compilation of mcsexy art cards
Mul Daya Channelers? you gotta love red heads
Radiant, Archangel
joraga treespeaker?
did it have 2 be 69 cards?
Sigarda, Host of herons has to go in her as soon as she is put on this site
I wonder why no one has thought of Macabre Waltz? ;)
lol add sheoldred
On more serious notes Walker of Secret Ways
And Quickchange
Beguiler of wills
What about the flip side of screeching bat, the Stalking Vampire
GO FOR THE THROAT
First off, I really like what you've created here! My suggestions would be Maelstrom Archangel, Miss Demeanor and Verduran Emissary in place of the Sphinx Ambassador, Darting Merfolk and Ponder. All of them need to go in my opinion. I mean I could "get behind" an Angel, Vampire or even an Elf without too many "road blocks" we'll call them. But a sphinx feels like it's crossing into bestiality territory and the Merfolk B/C well, Fish! Really? Who wants a Fish?
I will also add that the main deck pick should be of Liliana of the Veil. She's clearly the winner. Tho part of me thinks Serra Angel should get it since she's the original MTG beauty.
Come on guys, nearly 140 k views on the first day? Thats literally all cards that happen to have boobs on them. I guess thats exactly why we dont get that anymore in newest sets. Happy fappening you all.