EDH: Die, Die, Die My Darling

by CiaranMadgrin on 31 July 2022

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Main Deck (99 cards)

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Deck Description

Massacre Girl at first glance seems really simple. She's a board wipe potentially, but only one time. This deck seems to leverage her potential to clear boards while generating value off death effects. From reanimation effects, to drain effects, to card draw, this effect goes all in on making her ETB effects as devastating as possible, while helping us avoid having to spend repeated commander tax. Let the entertainment begin.

How to Play

Generate tokens and create a board of small creatures to help Massacre Girl snowball her ETB to wipe the entire board of creatures. Cards like Crowded Crypt, Blood Artist, and Pitiless Plunderer make her murder spree net us positive after our opponents lose everything. Stuff like Endless Cockroaches and Persistent Specimen are fantastic for this because they can recur after death, allowing us to begin setting up another Massacre Girl wipe, and Fake Your Own Death and Grim Return help maintain pressure after a wipe. Damnation, Mutilate, & Nevinryrral's Disk offer us alternative wipes in case we can't access Massacre Girl. Erratic Portal, Blood Clock, and Umbilicus help send Massacre Girl to our hand so we can get that sweet ETB wipe, while also adding pressure to your opponents.

Finishers vary, but we do have access to sone incredibly powerful cards. Dauthi Voidwalker + Living Death set up one sided Reanimator finishers, and Crowded Crypt once set can allow us a huge wave of decayed zombies to end in the game in one combat. Blood Artist + Last Laugh with a huge Massacre Girl can close out games while breaking symmetry on Last Laugh. Grave Betrayal is a slow finish, but can finish games with huge creatures from our opponents. Rise of the Dread Marn can be foretold, then after a big Massacre bring forth a killing wave. Just try to maintain kill effects and eventually you win by attrition. After all, Massacre Girl can win via Commander damage when nothing stops her.

Deck Tags

  • Commander
  • Death
  • board wipe
  • Reanimator
  • Mono Black

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Mana Symbol Occurrence

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Deck Format


Commander

NOTE: Set by owner when deck was made.

Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

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