by Cithiri on 22 May 2016

Main Deck (60 cards)

Sideboard (15 cards)

Creatures (2)

Sorceries (2)

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Deck Description

That thing you were about to do to me? Don't.

How to Play

Bog the opponent down with mana taxes on attackers with Prison and Sphere, recourse denial from Matrix, remove their key cards from the game or make them incapable of touching you with Halo/Nevermore, get angels for free from Sigil, don't let burn even participate with Leyline, and anything that managages to get through all the other defenses can be nullified by Story Circle.

Rule #1. Never stop smirking
Rule #2. Never apologize
Rule #3. Shout "NO TOUCHY!" when preventing damage with Story Circle
Rule #4. Laugh when you Halo or Nevermore a key combo piece. Laugh.

Deck Tags

  • Pillow Fort
  • Annoying
  • Control
  • Enchantment

Deck at a Glance

Social Stats


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Mana Curve

Mana Symbol Occurrence


Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for NO TOUCHY! NO TOUCH!

I like the idea of this deck. +1 and keeping an eye on this. I honestly can't think of anything off the top of my head to make this any better. Good job!

Posted 08 June 2016 at 18:44