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I wanted to make my original Rod of Spanking deck a bit more viable as a deck, so this is what I came up with.
Ways to get this deck rolling: #1. Use [Tinker] on zero drops to get out big artifacts like [Mycosynth Lattice], [Blinkmoth Urn], or [Darksteel Forge]. #2. If you happen to already have one of the bigger artifacts in hand, swap any of your zero drops for a big artifact with [Master Transmuter], then just drop the zero again. #3. Cast [Elite Arcanist] and toss on [Enlightened Tutor], tutor big artifacts or lands, then use option #2 to cast them very easily. Finish it all up with [Rod of Spanking] and swing for the fences! P.S. If you want to make the deck playable, swap out or drop the number of [Tinker] and [Lotus Petal] and add something more your style to fill the void. I recommend [Darksteel Relic] and [Welding Jar].
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OH GOD a deck made for the sake of lulz, it's awesome.I'll just use 3 voltaik key + basalth monolith for infinite mana, infinite untap artifact, and so infinite spanking.
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actually if i wanted to use Basalt Monolith i would just toss on Power Artifact to make it untap itself until I dont need to anymore. Voltaic Key is nice, but Aphetto does the same thing for just a tap. Only downside is he cost a single blue mana more than key, but the upside is not having to waste a mana to untap stuff. Its purely up to you whichever one to use.
and in hindsight, voltaic key with the monolith would make an infinite spanking (ROFLMAO), but i didnt feel like doing that. i did it with my original build, but it never won. not that it really needed to, since the humiliation of having been spanked is usually a win in itself :D
^ ^ ^ Exactly, 4 the lulz.
i have only used the original deck twice. the second game i hit the guy 9 times in a turn, but ran out of mana since i didnt have monolith in there. The first game though, i only hit the guy twice, but he actually said the phrase. Since we were playing at his place, he didn't have any issue in saying it, at least not until his wife came home ROFL!!
It's a shame the text it's not like "Thank you sir, could you please continue spanking my as*"
Meh. Not as funny
Genius. Pure Genius
Oh stop it you :3