Dr_Badass

55 Decks, 54 Comments, 9 Reputation

Yeah, that could be overwhelming, but i dont wanna have too many archives chillin in my hand waiting for Maralen, and if you run outta archives, Glimpse and mind funeral will still be a dandy substitute if you dont have enough for the Aberration.

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Posted 29 April 2013 at 03:47 in reply to #345776 on Maralen Mills

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I'd suggest adding blight mambas, but other than that, it looks pretty good.

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Posted 28 October 2012 at 19:06 as a comment on 1st attempt at Infect, suggestions please

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well, its definitely unique! and i am quite the child of night fan myself, and if you take out the dark ritual, it'd be cheapest successful deck ever! (Even though it probably still is)

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Posted 28 October 2012 at 18:43 in reply to #299850 on Vamp Stamp!

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Missing overwhelming stampede, making this deck suck as much cock as Jettstream31 himself, but the following deck does NOT fail to having overwhelming stampede, ....making me the victor!

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=383517

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Posted 27 October 2012 at 19:06 as a comment on Mono Green Infect

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...u suck







but this deck does not:

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=378105

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Posted 27 October 2012 at 19:04 as a comment on Obeselely Morbid

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Thanks, inquiry does seem to fit well

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Posted 23 October 2012 at 17:55 in reply to #298703 on Discard Burn!

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id say all the creatures that detain when cast would go great with leyline of anticipation, bitches wont see that coming! The following deck needs to be critiqued so jump on dat guys:

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=398093

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Posted 23 October 2012 at 04:40 as a comment on Azorius TSOD!!!

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eh, its alright.
















JUS' FUCKIN WITH YA!!!!!! YO SHITS WORTHLESS!! YOU'RE WORTHLESS!!!!!! BUT ME, MY SHIZ' THE BEST!!! IM DA BEEESTTT!!! IF YOU WANNA BE LIKE ME, CHECK MY DECK, YUU WON' DO IT, PUSSY!!






FUCK













FACE






http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=386056

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Posted 22 October 2012 at 23:01 as a comment on Populate swarm

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if you've slapped a hooker, you can slap a chop!

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=394885

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Posted 22 October 2012 at 22:55 as a comment on Sacrifice, sacrifice

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the problem is, i wanna shit on it for being so terrible, the following deck shits on Jettstream31's tits ...and rogues:

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=387806

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Posted 22 October 2012 at 18:15 as a comment on Shit gone Rogue

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ugh, another failed attempt at a deck i see here. the following deck shows how much dick jettstream31 would suck to be as successful as I:

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=380701

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Posted 22 October 2012 at 18:13 as a comment on Azorious Contrololololol

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sucks. the following deck does not :)

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=380002

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Posted 22 October 2012 at 18:10 as a comment on Imma Beast

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ahhhh...faggots! the following deck shows how much jettstream31 is ugly and unoriginal, and lack friends!

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=382446

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Posted 22 October 2012 at 18:09 as a comment on Ahhh, rats...

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its horrible, you're right, everything about this deck is like poopoo on a pladder. The following deck simulates my poopoo on jettstream31's pladder that already had some other guy's poop on it:

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=389046

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Posted 22 October 2012 at 18:07 as a comment on Ballin' Walls

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pussy combo, only "bent" thing is your flaccid penis rubbing against tits, while you wonder why u only get hard when you're grabbing penises. the following deck shows how hard jettstream31 gets when he comes across my dick!! ...i mean "deck":

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=394885

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Posted 22 October 2012 at 18:01 as a comment on Time Bending

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man, you think can even make a dent in someone's life total with this?!?! the following deck can:

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=378105

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Posted 22 October 2012 at 17:52 as a comment on Izzet the Best?

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once again, Jetstream31 copies the intelligence the is Dr_badass, the following deck shows that not only did he take my idea for turbo lands but he claims that pokemon is for pussies!!!

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=383517

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Posted 22 October 2012 at 17:47 as a comment on Turbo Land Rampaging Baloth edition

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more like "nothing but ALL THIS PENIS IN MY FACE!!" the following deck shows that jettstream31 cant get a penis outta his face!

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=384624

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Posted 22 October 2012 at 17:44 in reply to #298542 on Nothing at all

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more like, unoriginal!! the following deck clearly shows that all jettstream31 likes to do is take all my friggen ideas!!

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=391981

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Posted 22 October 2012 at 17:42 as a comment on Hungry Hungry Creatures!

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you took my life gain idea, kids if you read this, the following deck is far better and more original:

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=381518

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Posted 22 October 2012 at 17:40 as a comment on Lion Life Gain!

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