Dr_Badass

55 Decks, 54 Comments, 9 Reputation

Wow dude! This deck is so good, it makes me want to do my homework.
https://www.mtgvault.com/drbadass/decks/boros-middle-school-bullies/

Also i just so happened to stumble upon lil Beadie's Soundcloud, and if my deductions are correct, he writes accompanying tracks that compliment the themes of all his decks here. Come on over and have a listen!
https://soundcloud.com/user-388773861

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Posted 01 February 2019 at 20:55 as a comment on Finish Him!!

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yeah this is pretty sweet...... if I wasn't a fucking WEEB hah! too bad thats aint the case here today, shitlock holmes!
https://www.mtgvault.com/drbadass/decks/biovictory/
https://www.mtgvault.com/drbadass/decks/boros-middle-school-bullies/

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Posted 11 January 2019 at 05:20 as a comment on Nazi Zombies: Round 94

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you dumdum idiot foot for brains the title of my deck isn't a guide to help get you to round 47. It was a simulation of round 47 itself, SHOWING you the types of zombies you come across and what kinda synergies they have against you! OBVIOUSLY after round 47 one can make it well beyond past even round 106! but round 107 is REALLY where shit ramps up even more so. Come hop on over to my sequel deck, and i even give an extensive guide on round 107 as well! https://www.mtgvault.com/drbadass/decks/nazi-zombies-round-107-guide-2/

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Posted 11 January 2019 at 05:15 in reply to #621282 on Nazi Zombies: Round 47

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Nice find man! i feel there's a ton of combo potential with heartless summoning! like if I had a solemnity, blood artist, and young wolf out, the wolf would keep coming back and dying while blood artist quickly kills, but this requires a ton more parts to work lol.

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Posted 10 January 2019 at 06:59 as a comment on 20$- Turn 2 Win

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Geez Omnath was sooo 2012, you need to let go of this irrelevant freak freaky fast! but you know who neva runs outta style? Someone who's always got your back since the mophead days of April 2010? Emrakul, Your Vagean is Torn. How bout we come take a trip over to my channel and see how a REAL man's ladies' man puts a contemporary twist on such a timeless classic:

https://www.mtgvault.com/drbadass/decks/combo-co-est-1995/

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Posted 10 January 2019 at 04:13 as a comment on Omnath Manaramp 2019 v1

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This is cool and all, but why not take a trip to the NYSE and invest into some more of that hot and precious AMD stock today! https://www.mtgvault.com/drbadass/decks/wall-streets-stock-exchange-2/

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Posted 09 January 2019 at 06:03 as a comment on Mer-Guile's Alarm 2019 v1

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Omg this is so cute! I had the same deck idea back in 2012! except mine was UB and ran forced fruition and Jace's archivist https://www.mtgvault.com/drbadass/decks/forced-fruition-deck/

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Posted 08 January 2019 at 01:24 as a comment on Draw your life away

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thank you sir this deck is now legal.
AND YOU'RE ENCHANTMENTS ARE FICKING OVERWHELMING

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Posted 21 July 2015 at 19:37 in reply to #556830 on Wall Street

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You could focus down your instants; have full sets of whatever works best. Then maybe throw 2 more bloodsoaked ballers in there to have more 1 drop creatures. And if moneys not an issue, Bloodghast would work great in this deck, seeing how ya also lack them 2 drops

The following deck is filled with all... defenderss?? Whaaaa? does it even kill???
http://www.mtgvault.com/drbadass/decks/wall-street/

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Posted 21 July 2015 at 19:24 as a comment on Mono-Black Devotion

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I should be aggressively spanking you for makin a deck this fuggin ugly!
I will spank you using the following deck:
http://www.mtgvault.com/drbadass/decks/trollolol/

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Posted 11 July 2015 at 15:53 as a comment on Aggressive Tapping

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I dont get it. I think i see green in this, ummm, "deck" or whatever overrun , but It's missing crucial overrun win factors like say, a sorcery that, ya know, gives +3/overrun+3 and trample to all your overrun overrun creatures. honestly its hard to overrun look at this deck overrun for overrun any lonoverrunger overrun.

The following deck is not only better at winning, but is also is cheaper too! ultimately making my decks the victor:
http://www.mtgvault.com/drbadass/decks/auramaster/



also... i hear this guy touches lil boys for deck building inspiration....
A vote for "TheSneakinmyVan" is a vote for gay pedophilia.

"I'm thesnydapan and i approve this message." -dasnydaman

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Posted 11 July 2015 at 15:35 as a comment on Modern Ench Aggro

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I'd take out the doomed travelers and throw in 1 more niggermaster ascension, 1 more intangible virtue, and 1 more gather townsfolk.

Or replace Townsfolk for Raise the Alarm, because its at instant speed, Or even Midnight Haunting for 3 if you want more flyers, also at instant speed.

The following weenie deck did not require milk to eat it's bowl of nails for breakfast today:
http://www.mtgvault.com/awesomerice/decks/pussy-destroyer/

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Posted 26 June 2015 at 02:23 as a comment on Weenie Hut Juniors

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this budget deck is sick as dicks!! dun get me wrong, but it can get even better once ya play test enough to find out which cards work better than others in this deck so you can get full sets of 4 per card, and really focus it down

The following deck is an excellent example of my theory here!
http://www.mtgvault.com/drbadass/decks/evolve-undying-simics/

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Posted 26 June 2015 at 02:02 as a comment on Mono-Black Graveyard Plays

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OKHERESTHEPLAN
--- take out the chandra, deflecting palm, and the rabblemaster.

--- put in 2 more monastery swiftspears, and 4 Young pyromancers; ya got a dick loada instants so id say it works better than the rabblemaster


The following deck proves, once and for all, that Jake Snyder is Ugly:
http://www.mtgvault.com/drbadass/decks/jake-snyder-is-ugly/

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Posted 26 June 2015 at 01:52 as a comment on Jeskai... More like JeskDIE

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You think this deck kills? THIS DECK CANT EVEN KILL!

but the following deck?? OH SHIT, HOW GOOD THE FOLLOWING DECK KILLS:
http://www.mtgvault.com/drbadass/decks/auramaster/

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Posted 26 June 2015 at 01:42 as a comment on Top B/W Sac (1 Drops)

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Wtf? idk who this daryl guy is, but come on, you cant REALLY be trying to 1 up someone with this deck right?

The following deck shows how to do discard burn the right way:
http://www.mtgvault.com/drbadass/decks/discard-burn/

WTFFF, After looking closely I now realize that not only has thespydaman copied 96% of my discard burn deck, but he took it, put all the wrong cards in it, then CALLS IT HIS OWN??!?

My fellow planeswalkers, we must join together against the downright terrible, unethical, and even unhygienic people, such as thesyndraman, who truely put the magic community to shame. And I pray to Emrakul that one day he can create a deck that he could truely be so proud to actually call his own.

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Posted 26 June 2015 at 01:35 as a comment on Better Discard Than Daryl Yap

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I love how cheap this deck is. I'd rock more krenkos, and impact tremors cuz the potential for damage there seems ballerific. I do think you got too many copy spells, you wouldnt want all copy spells in hand and nothing to copy. And lastly, whats a deck with Krenko without his true BFF, the Goblin Cheiftain? Why dont ya come over to my page, and see what I mean, baby!

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Posted 25 June 2015 at 16:46 as a comment on The fodder goblins

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Personally, I dont like having just 1 of a card in a deck, (though i understand with avacyn being so costly.) I also dont think you need 4 leyline of sanctities, since you only really need 1 out ever, and i believe that too many opressive rays, ghostly prisons, and sphere of safetys can get to be unnecessary overkill, you'd probably be ayy okay, with just either the prison or the rays.

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Posted 25 June 2015 at 16:38 as a comment on W

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To me, the most effective way to play simic is to NOT focus on getting just 1 creature big (via bioshift / adaptation / Soul's Might) but rather just throw down a horde of smaller creatures that combo-evolve off each other, you will win faster too. This is more effective in a simic deck than other horde decks because evolves will stack quickly and Biomancer makes every small drop into a big baller! Take a gander at my deck to see what I mean:
http://www.mtgvault.com/drbadass/decks/evolve-undying-simics/

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Posted 14 May 2013 at 15:47 as a comment on Simic Evolving Swarm

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This is as solid as the lump in my pants from looking at this ;) the Rapid Hybrid Combos seem chill, though for some reason i prefer cloudfin over experiment. If you want to see a far better deck, check dis beech out:
http://www.mtgvault.com/drbadass/decks/evolve-undying-simics/

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Posted 07 May 2013 at 15:20 as a comment on Simic Evolve/Undying

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