Squirrel Power

by EzrealAsItGets on 16 May 2014

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Deck Description

So I heard you like squirrels? Well, how about I give you two of them, or three of them, or even thirty. Ya know what, I'll be a good fella and give you millions upon billions of squirrels! With this deck you'll be cranking out squirrels like you're a.... uhh... squirrel machine gun! Overcome the enemy with 50+ squirrels, each with flying, +1/+1, and indestructible! Never lose a game again and tick off your enemy with your army of cute, adorable, merciless squirrels!

How to Play

Alright, so you want to know how to be a squirrel overlord? Well you've come to the right place. With this deck by turn five or four you'll be able to get an infinite amount of squirrels using the Earthcraft/Squirrels Nest combo as well as use Eldrazi Monument to create an army of unstoppable flying squirrels. Who needs gods when you have squirrels!

During the early stages of the game if you cant seem to get an Earthcraft of a Squirrels Nest you can play down Adaptive Automatons and make them Squirrels so that each one of them will get +1/+1 for each one out on the battlefield. Turn six having three 5/5's that you can regenerate using Swarmyard? No problem!


Once you get your Squirrels Nest and Earthcraft you basically win the game because you can use Earthcraft on a Squirrel token and then untap Squirrels Nest to create infinite squirrels. However, I'll assume you're a half decent person, such as myself and limit how many squirrels you can make so you don't lose any friends by making over 10,000,000,000,000,000 1/1 or higher squirrel tokens. Using Parallel Lives will give you two squirrels each time you use a squirrels nest. Which means that by having Parallel Lives out there along with all four Squirrels Nest each turn you can make eight to sixteen (if you use your Earthcraft on each Nest) Squirrel Tokens.

Use this deck to be a jerk to everyone. It's amazing!



Gods? Pfff.... Gods are the most pathetic thing in existence compared to the almighty Squirrel Army!!!!!!!!!!!!! All hail Squirrel-Topia!


Side effects of using this deck may be increase in self-esteem, the never ending drive to hug every Squirrel you see, loss of friends, being the target of assassination attempts by the friends you just lost, the people you play against entering a state of deep depression, never being allowed to play MTG ever again because of how sadistic you are, and/or becoming the God of every Squirrel on Earth and eventually being sacrificed because the Squirrels believe that their God (You) wants to be sacrificed so he/she can become a higher being and further lead the squirrels to more victories!

Deck Tags

  • Mono Green
  • squirrels
  • Token
  • Swag

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Mana Symbol Occurrence

000040

Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Not Legal in Legacy

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