How to make bad cards, good?

How to Abuse the worst cards ever? You tell me. This deck challenge is about finding ways to abuse the worst cards in the game so the rules are you can only use cards that are in vintage format and also you can not use anything past 8th addition core set. no more than 65 cards in the deck and no more than 22 lands so yeah there are the rules and my definition of the worst cards ever are cards that make you go ugh for example cards like north star ugh and sorrows path and mudhole and pale moon and ect. so yeah
go for it those are just examples you dont have to use them just make the best deck you can, with the worst cards
Good Luck, your gonna need it ;)