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Deck Challenge: something that makes your opponent laugh to death

This challenge is to create a deck that kills them with something extremely stupid, such as squirrels, goats, saprolings(what is a saproling anyways).
something people dont mind getting killed by, but makes them question, how they died by something as stupid as it.
Posted 31 January 2010 at 01:18

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Well it may not be a deck but my dad usta beat people down with birds of paradise+rancor in his B/G Artifact control deck. Winter orb+Static Orb+Seedborn Muse+Royal Assasin+Icy Manipulator=Board lockdown, then ping em with your 2/1 flyer every turn.
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Posted 31 January 2010 at 01:47

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wow getting killed by a 0/1 bird thats just powered up to 2/1 this is embarrassing, but hilarious, those are good combos
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Posted 31 January 2010 at 02:40

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wow getting killed by a 0/1 bird thats just powered up to 2/1 this is embarrassing, but hilarious, those are good combos though, nice
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Posted 31 January 2010 at 02:48

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I have a deck that uses Coalhauler Swine, Pariah's Shield, and Shield of Kaldra to create an endless damage loop to all players. I find it funny as all hell. My friends? Not so much.
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Posted 31 January 2010 at 07:28

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I've gotten killed by ornithopter although I must admit it was powered by cranial platting.
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Posted 31 January 2010 at 15:08

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Worldgorger Dragon + Animate Dead + Stroke of Genius

Squirrel Nest + Forest/Savannah/Bayou/ect. + Earthcraft
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Posted 01 February 2010 at 00:58

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Squirrel Nest plus Earthcraft is a killer combo, then add a C.o.A. and something that makes them fly and your set. 1,000,000,000,000 1,000,000,000,000/1,000,000,000,000 flying squirrels coming right at him:)

♀♀♀♀♂♂♂♂àà{{░╘♪♪♫☼♀☺☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○◙♂♀♪♫☼►◄↕‼¶§▬↨↑↓→←∟↔▲▼ !
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Posted 01 February 2010 at 01:51

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here are some flying, indestructible, 4/4 saprolings. lol
http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=42456
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Posted 01 February 2010 at 07:21

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I hope this deck is goo enough for you to laugh:

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=31485

If not I have other decks which would make your opponent die laughing.
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Posted 01 February 2010 at 16:40

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I also have a deck built around flinging an infinite number of Chaos Orbs and Doubling Seasons at your opponent...

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=32442
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Posted 01 February 2010 at 20:35

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haha nice chaos orb deck, what a good way to spend $60 on 1 card.
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Posted 02 February 2010 at 01:52

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and that saproling deck, i think im going to add that eldrazi into my saproling deck.

and nice deck that just matters what the opponent says.

all good funny decks.
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Posted 02 February 2010 at 01:53

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Ok, here's the thing, this isn't mine. I din't come up with it, but it is the absolute best way to kill someone through lulz. Thank Hipponox for it.

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=33418

To kill with a Pikachu is AWESOME!!!!
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Posted 02 February 2010 at 04:28

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Here's my attempt:

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=42602

I don't know if it'll make the opponent laugh, but it'll make them think; "Why the hell did you do that?!?"
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Posted 02 February 2010 at 14:27

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[QUOTE=esgal]haha nice chaos orb deck, what a good way to spend $60 on 1 card.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, or you could just play Magic for a decade. It's called collecting. Not all of us started in 2008.

I actually got one in a set of 1000 random commons and uncommons from GamingETC before. Best day of my life.
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Posted 03 February 2010 at 09:15

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iv been playing for YEARS, i just started to get more serious about it though
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Posted 04 February 2010 at 02:59

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