Hop to It Slowpoke

by Ganonspy on 20 October 2021

Command Zone (1 card)

Creatures (1)

Main Deck (99 cards)

Sideboard (23 cards)

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Deck Description

Kwain says you're having too much fun. Or... maybe there's not enough fun... for me. You? You want to have fun? Ok.

Kwain's up for some meddling. So lets meddle.

How to Play

Group hugs and politics. Some people take this game too seriously. I'll gladly stick my foot in the door to slow it down, or speed it up. Cards designed to do either and try to just mess up the battlefield someway somehow. Focus is on draw, some good and bad. Overall it's an unimposing commander deck made to slide into a hopeful win while messing with peoples plays and strategies.

When I'm "trying" to win I go a few ways. If I get early mill cards (Folio of Fancies) I try to set up by handing out cards and letting everyone have infinite hand size and try to mill them out really fast all of a sudden. Otherwise you got to HOPE that you get some of those "and you win the game" win cons like Approach of the Second Sun, Jace, or Triskaidekaphile and just... win... but when you give everyone 30 cards in their hand, games end pretty quickly, and not in your favor.

I made this to hate and be hated. Not to win.

Deck Tags

  • Group Hug
  • Commander

Deck at a Glance

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Mana Symbol Occurrence

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Deck Format


Commander

NOTE: Set by owner when deck was made.

Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

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