Turn 2-4 Blue deck i call it R..

by Gregorion on 06 November 2012

Main Deck (60 cards)

Sideboard (15 cards)

Sorceries (8)

Instants (7)

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Deck Description

this is my deck for those who just piss me off (the ppl that r like ahhh ur deck sucks and wat not) turn one island sol ring then lightning greaaves....turn 2 island tap 1 island and solring tinker surch ur deck for blightsteel put him on the field and equip lightning greave to give him haste and shroud then BAM BOOM BIBBIDI BOP!!!!!! 11 poison counters to the face!!!

thanks to everyone that helped made this deck reach the front page!!!

to out thirst for knowledge for personel tutor cheaper and lets me get my combo more often :)

How to Play

its on the list just read lol

Deck Tags

  • Artifact
  • Fast
  • just for fun
  • turn 1

Deck at a Glance

Social Stats

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Mana Curve

Mana Symbol Occurrence

08000

Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Not Legal in Vintage
  • Not Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for Turn 2-4 Blue deck i call it RAGE!!!!

Too bad Tinker & Sol Ring are limited.

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Posted 06 November 2012 at 17:15

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yeah...it makes me sad lol

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 03:56

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This deck is obviously not for vintage lol and it's banned in legacy idk about tinkers legality
And you win turn two just dragonstorm for the win turn one lol or channel fireball since your going illegal
Or you could try to do the turn 0 win where you win before your turn

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Posted 06 November 2012 at 19:05

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yeah but i want my opponent to have a little chance turn 0 where is the fun in that?

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Posted 07 November 2012 at 05:30

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It's fun the first time and only the first time lol

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Posted 07 November 2012 at 17:56

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lmao dude i went against a deck like that i just said u no...im gonna play mario cart because atleast i have a chance there lol

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Posted 08 November 2012 at 06:43

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HAHA Mario Cart, that is classy my friend, I Love me some Mario....
I also like this deck based on two things, 1: It makes people so mad, ahahaha 2: It made homey want to play Mario ;)

Just posted a nice fun deck, takes more than one turn to win though :P

http://www.visafirst.com/en/irish_working_holiday_visa_info.asp

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Posted 29 November 2012 at 21:46

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lmfao thanks man

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Posted 03 December 2012 at 20:47

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The best part is when I played a non standard deck I could actually survive this my one drop was path to exile
Also thoughtcast would be good here drawing two for one mana

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Posted 06 November 2012 at 19:11

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nice thanks ill look into it

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Posted 07 November 2012 at 05:32

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but since equipment you can attache to a creature as a sorcery on your turn only would path to exile still work since a socery is like an instant but only on your turn though? a friend of mine told me that but i dont know abt it

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 06:04

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Yes, path would still work. Or swords to plowshares. Because a sorcery cannot be played in response to an event. It has a slower casting speed than an instant. So equipping the greaves cannot be done in response to the path being played.

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 10:23

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ok thanks friend of mine told me that but i wasnt sure of it myself

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 15:17

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yeah. there are a few cards that allow for it, but they would be too slow to get out for what you are wanting to do.

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Posted 14 November 2012 at 04:31

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damn and there aint any cards fast enough to help me out either aside from the one counter spell i have in the sideboard

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Posted 14 November 2012 at 18:12

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yeah, it kinda sucks. this is a good one game bomb though. and if they don't know what is coming, it looks to be a big surprise. :)

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Posted 14 November 2012 at 21:41

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sweet thanks you should look at my ally deck if you havent already

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Posted 14 November 2012 at 23:06

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I Wanted to help clear something up for people that might not know. First instants don't have a faster casting speed than a sorcery rather instants may be cast on the stack. Where as a sorcery may only be cast when the stack is clear. That is the only difference. To keep it easy instants maybe cast in response to a spell or whenever for that fact and a sorcery may only be cast on your main phase when no other spells have been cast or until everything has resolved only then. Also creature abilities work as an instant would unless otherwise stated. Triggered abilities also use the stack. One last thing , when an ability starts with "IF" or "Whenever" these abilities do not use the stack. Whenever all requirements for the ability are satisfied the ability takes effect instantly. :) happy to help

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Posted 21 November 2012 at 21:18

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so what your saying is...is that since you can equip an equipment on your turn as a sorcery and they play path to exile for an example....it doesnt work?

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Posted 29 November 2012 at 01:50

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um... I am still pretty sure that it goes on the stack... just because he stack has nothing on it does not mean that it isn't there or in use. the ability of "epuip" still goes on the stack, and a such it can still be reacted to, such as a path to exile.

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Posted 06 December 2012 at 10:00

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dumb that up for me please

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Posted 06 December 2012 at 16:43

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since equip is an ability, it still goes on the stack, and your opponent can still react to it by playing a card such as psth to exile, and prevent you from equiping.

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Posted 06 December 2012 at 22:41

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fml this sucks

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Posted 06 December 2012 at 23:30

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ahhh ur deck sucks and wat not

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Posted 08 November 2012 at 08:30

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if you can last past turn 4 than you can say that lol

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Posted 09 November 2012 at 01:14

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dont run any counter spells and we'll see how long you last

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Posted 09 November 2012 at 01:19

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so your proud of a deck with unfair interactions for casual players? and think your awesome for it.
your so cool.

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Posted 12 November 2012 at 01:24

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exactly lol this deck was only ment for those with an large ego but i rather use my ally deck its more fun this deck is for those ppl you go against and they are like your deck sucks and what not (like you for example lol) but its cool though im sure your a great deck builder and everything but just base your opinion on a deck and dont be an ass abt it

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 03:44

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your the only one with an ego, bragging about how powerful your deck is. when in fact its nothing more than a badly crafted combo deck.

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 04:44

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nah i know this deck can be beaten and any deck can be beat in mtg there are no this is the greatest deck ever (aside from black lotus fire ball and counterhell) im just saying this is a good deck not the badest deck just a good deck and if its so badly crafted y is it on the front page? im not bragin but you where the one to help me get it on the front page for every little comment you make on this lol

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 05:12

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who cares if your deck is on the front page of a casual deck building site.. that doesn't make it a good deck..

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 05:27

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no its a good deck just not the best deck y cant you get that through your head? ive bin preachin it to you for freakin ever lol if ppl like it they like it if they dont they dont...but may i ask y are you so determind to say my decks suck? the other ppl on here say different yeah they know its an illegal deck but who cares if your a casual player

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 05:49

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In 1999, Tinker was Legal & I've had a hard time dealing with fast artifact stuff... :)

...fortunetly, I ran 9 counter spells in my deck :)

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Posted 08 November 2012 at 08:43

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just like most competitive players.


if your playing against anyone decent, they will have disruption in their deck. and you have none.
so you will lose.
everytime

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Posted 08 November 2012 at 16:32

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true but that will be the only way you would win not being competitive but blue control has an answer for almost everything

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Posted 09 November 2012 at 01:16

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really?
how about thoughtsieze, duress, swords to plowshares, path to exile, oblivion ring, journey to nowhere. even cards like ensnaring bridge, humility, moat(or budget friendly, tefari's moat), energy field, solitary confinement. heck, even pacifism stops this deck.
you have nothing to stop any answer to your plan. and there are alot.

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Posted 12 November 2012 at 01:35

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i do realize white has some answers for this deck but blue has more solutions thats all im sayin and again when did pacifism become an instant did u not look at lightning greaves? haste and shroud dude...lol

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 04:17

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 04:49

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ok if you manage to have a perfect draw, go first, resolve lightning greaves t1. and a tinker t2. congrats
but be realistic. against any sort of disruption you lose.and unfortunately for you, competent players play disruption.
anyone who says your decks suck probably is a better player than you already anyway/ pulling this shit out and trying to be a badass isnt going to work. unless the people you play with are total chumps.
have fun.

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 04:53

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aaawwwwh thats nice dear but you would be suprised how many times ive pulled this combo and i wish the ppl i do play against suck sometimes buddy of mine has a deck called counterhell...(fml) ive never won even with a anti counter deck but if you can beat counter hell dude than you can say i suck at mtg until then just shut the hell up i think your mad because you didnt think of this deck :P lmao

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 05:19

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 05:33

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do you have any concept of how a combo deck is supposed to play?
you only need to focus on 2 things.
finding your combo.
and ensuring it resolves.
THATS IT.

you deck does neither of those things.

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 05:35

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well if you want to see combos and say more of my decks suck than go look at my ally deck and tell me what you think :) why are you still on this? lol it amusses me

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 05:54

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Posted 19 November 2012 at 17:45

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WOW. AlleywayJack. Dude. Calm down... This is just a concept... Not a tournament. Its and awesome deck. Yes, it isn't unbeatable. But then, nothing is. So just take a breath... Seriously. On the other hand, Gregorion, I think you should check this deck out haha. It would be fun to go against your deck since it is so fast and this deck takes four to five turns for every single one of your turns :P

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=410270

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Posted 02 December 2012 at 07:58

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thanks dude finally someone that understands where i come from alright ill check it out

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Posted 03 December 2012 at 20:49

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poetmaster-X thanks for the comment the comment b4 wasnt towards you

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Posted 09 November 2012 at 01:18

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you realize hes saying the same thing i am right? albeit, in a much more friendly manner.

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Posted 12 November 2012 at 01:36

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yes but there is a difference from being nice and being a dick i do realize that white has solutions for this deck im just sayin blue has more

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 03:35

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"lmao dude i went against a deck like that i just said u no...im gonna play mario cart because atleast i have a chance there lol"
stop being so full of yourself and your shitty deck and ill stop being an asshole.
maybe in a year youll look back on this and realize how shitty this deck really is.
or maybe you wont actually get any better because you aren't willing to comprehend the flaws in your design

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 04:56

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thats nice dear lmfao

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 05:20

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your reply only confirms my point.
you aren't willing to even try and see the flaws here

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 05:36

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ive said that in the past however many comments ago to you that i no the flaws in this deck (you just chose to keep bein an ass) i made it (DUH!) :P but any deck can be beaten mtg deck are based on 50% luck and 50% skill if your in a bind in a match and you need that lasted card to help you win and u have like 40 cards left in your library your lucky if you draw that card to help you win. then again say you get a decent hand and win you won by skill

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 05:43

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 06:21

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unless your deck doesn't contain the cards you need to win.
fundamentally combo decks function in a specific way. like i said
you need to

find your combo.
resolve/protect your combo.
and thats it.
and your deck does neither.

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 06:23

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would it make you happy if i added more counter spells to the deck? aside from counterspell

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 15:35

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Turn 1: Swamp, Dark Ritual, Ensnaring Bridge
Lulz.

Though just countering Tinker after you sacrifice an artifact to it is even funnier.

I hate when people use banned cards poorly. If youre going to break the rules, at least make something cool.

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Posted 12 November 2012 at 04:47

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when a single card as shitty as pacifism can stop your deck cold..
its kinda sad.

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Posted 12 November 2012 at 15:06

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when did pacifism become an instant? this deck is ment to have lightning greaves sol ring and tinker in your opening hand and do you truelly think the blightsteel is my only way of winning? yes it is my main way but there are back up cards in there to help

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 03:38

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and did you not see what lightning greaves does?

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 03:46

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so you mulligan till you have lightnight greaves everygame? you have nothing at all to find your combo pieces other than thirst for knowledge.. how do you plan on pulling this off?
so your strategy is to get really lucky, and hope your opponent is a shitty player and has no way to interact with you.. sounds full proof

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 05:00

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your interacting with me lol

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 05:22

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and no i dont mulligan until i get lightning greaves like i said i like to have fun going against ppl in mtg if they beat this deck then congrats on them lets go again but there are so many different ways to win with this deck aside from the combo in here have you even seen them yet? you got the etched champions and emperium

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 05:33

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etched champion is the best thing this deck has going for it.
both platinum emperium and platinum angel are garbage cards that are very easily answered
in certain builds their abilities can be relevant, but here, emperium is just a shitty overpriced waste of space.

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 05:39

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 05:41

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3 bucks is over priced?

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 05:56

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over costed mana wise

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 06:12

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Even though its illegal, I find it really nice ;D
The idea is awesome haha
Lets make it to the first page !

Take a look at my mill stantard deck when u have time, and please leave a comment too ;D
http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=403206

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Posted 12 November 2012 at 13:22

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already commmented on it twice lol if you want check out my ally deck i made and tell me what you think

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 03:57

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Posted 12 November 2012 at 15:52

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somewhat same concept using black. Turn 1, swamp, dark ritual, entomb, exhume. A friend uses this to pull an Emrakul. It might not be exhume, but only cost two mana to pull out of graveyard to battlefield.

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 03:02

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how could you do that when emrakul hits the grave yard you have to atuomaticly return it to your library? im curious abt that please do explain :D

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 03:41

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Goryo's Vengeance can be played in response to emmy hitting the grave. its used in a modern deck called glass cannon

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 04:42

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aaaaah ok i like this maybe i should put emrakul in this deck lol

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 05:26

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damn i realized from turn one with your friends deck they are screwed from turn one!!! so in a way its a turn one deck

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 16:36

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Using banned/restricted along with over-hyped cards to make up for innovation and theory crafting. Pass.

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 03:32

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And this is why I enjoy Legacy PactSI, Vintage Glue, and Vintage Laboratory|Gush.

Also, Johnkaldar, the card you're thinking of is Goryo's Vengeance. It's instant speed, so you can cast it in response to Emrakul's trigger :)

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 04:50

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ok nice learn something new everyday

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 05:24

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heres my ally deck if anyone wants to see how it works leave comments and like it if you want its my best deck i have so far

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=404553

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Posted 13 November 2012 at 06:07

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Why would you ever think you can have 4 Sol Rings. That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

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Posted 14 November 2012 at 14:05

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why would you not put in 4 sol rings? without sol ring you couldnt use the combo in here that often

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Posted 14 November 2012 at 17:24

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There's no point to this deck. If you're going to use banned cards, then make a deck with a near-unstoppable turn 1 win. Winning on turn 2, IF you get a lucky draw AND your opponent has no disruption, is pointless. There are tons of legacy decks that would destroy this one almost every time. Also, making front page doesnt mean its a good deck, there was a total troll deck on here for a while recently( called Vamp Cant Be Stopped) that wasnt legal(5 of a card) and sucked that made front page. Front is based on #comments,not how good a deck is.

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Posted 15 November 2012 at 05:03

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Also, looked at your user profile, none of your decks are really impressive, and none are standard, or bizarre combo, or competitive in any other format. Not meaning to be offensive(though I realize I sound that way), but if this is what your playing and people insult your decks, its because they dont really fit into any format as decent decks in that format. Try making competitive decks are don't be offended when someone tells you your just for fun deck isn't any good.

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Posted 15 November 2012 at 05:15

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my ally deck is pretty decent i just need to take out jtms and put in jace memory adepted

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Posted 16 November 2012 at 03:32

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Ally deck is a reasonable build with lots of synergy, but you have nothing to stop combo decks, burn, or control. Had you used that build when it was standard legal it might have been fine, but you just dont have the tools to stop most of the powerful decks in the modern format(If you do make the Jace switch to make it legal). In legacy you will get destroyed by everything decent. Even in modern it is still too weak, Jund is loaded with removal, you cant do anything to control decks, you cant disrupt combos, and burn/aggro will shoot down your allies as they come in and kill you before you get anything going.

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Posted 19 November 2012 at 19:10

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you see though ppl ovr think things the think too hard on what if i go against this or that just stick with a deck that works for you and that you like mine just happens to be ally's and is more creature based i no my ally decks weaknesses ive used it plenty of time so far burn gives me more hell than anything control gives everydeck hell and this deck with it being creature based that helps each other out is basically combo based too in a way

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Posted 21 November 2012 at 06:06

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I just like to make sexy things...
http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=404747

Keep up the good work!

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Posted 15 November 2012 at 16:55

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if you have time, kindly take a look at my standard deck. thanks!

Deck link: http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=405664

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Posted 15 November 2012 at 21:29

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this deck isnt actually all that great either. itle work with the right hand. but its the equivalent of a hearrtless summoning deck...

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Posted 15 November 2012 at 22:47

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p.s. mana leak
and what good is a deck that no one wants to play against? i mean infect? seriously...

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Posted 15 November 2012 at 22:50

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i made this to be a troll i mean yeah this aint the perfect deck but what deck aint?

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Posted 16 November 2012 at 03:34

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i made this to be a troll i mean yeah this aint the perfect deck but what deck aint?

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Posted 16 November 2012 at 03:36

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i got bored so i mmade my own version of a valakut deck comment like do wat ever here it is

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=405779

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Posted 16 November 2012 at 16:04

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http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=403523

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Posted 16 November 2012 at 22:40

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http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=406414

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Posted 18 November 2012 at 12:23

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Dude.....I've been running this for half a year. Well something like it. My lands are Artifact Lands for the most part. I also added in Dispatch x4, Overload x4, Inkmoth Nexus x4, Thoughtcast x4.

x4 Blight Cols is overkill since you aren't playing to have it in your opener anyways. If you were, I'd suggest Master of Eterium on top of your Quicksilver. Plus cranial plating is a must have for all artifact decks.

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Posted 19 November 2012 at 18:26

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LOL!!! Roll face I love deck It's all like you mad bro fight me in real life do you even lift? Love Love Love it!!!!!! can you help outy my vampires see what I could use if you get a chance
http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=403068

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Posted 21 November 2012 at 05:35

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OMG this deck will have you running home to Mommy, sucking on your little thumb. This deck is really awesome. It would really piss me off I can tell you that. Good job man.

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Posted 21 November 2012 at 05:40

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Hey if you get a chance can you take a look at my W/G human deck?

http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=403033

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Posted 21 November 2012 at 05:42

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thanks dude ill check it out

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Posted 21 November 2012 at 12:28

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This is a wonderful little gem of Throwing good cards in a pile.

It gets a bit battered by CounterBurn decks it would seem, and Could get ripped a new one by a Speed Sadistic Sacrament Deck - Fifteen cards exiled on turn Zero.

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Posted 22 November 2012 at 20:18

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damn fml lol

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Posted 29 November 2012 at 01:52

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If you're going to make a deck like this you really, really need Myrscoth Golem

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Posted 26 November 2012 at 15:19

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Would be cool if it hadn't been done a million times before. I know several people who have made this deck, including myself. The catch is mine can get it out first turn :P

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Posted 26 November 2012 at 17:11

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you mind sharing this info please? lol

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Posted 29 November 2012 at 01:53

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You forgot to add in seat of synod and Darksteel Citadel. I also like running a few Inkmoth Nexus or Blinkmoth Nexus or Mishra's Factory.

have fun with the deck!

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Posted 03 December 2012 at 06:49

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add x4 lotus petals and x4 tolarian academy, first turn drop tolarian academy, sol ring and lotus petal, or two sol rings, tap sol ring put out lightning greeves, tap tolarian add x3 to your mana pool, tinker blighsteel, and you are dead the first turn instead.

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Posted 11 December 2012 at 04:49

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ooooooo i like that thanks

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Posted 21 December 2012 at 06:33

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I... Ya. You were right, Gregorion. This just got better. Impossibly got better

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Posted 29 December 2012 at 21:24

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yeah this deck has gotten mean it makes my ass hurt

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Posted 04 January 2013 at 09:16

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Oh... wow...

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Posted 30 December 2012 at 01:24

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ill take that as a good thing lol

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Posted 04 January 2013 at 09:26

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Very cool deck, my friend runs tinker, thankfully not blightsteel with it lol
I found a pretty neat combination with Melira yesterday and I would love any help from anybody to make it run faster.
http://www.mtgvault.com/mymobbsdeep/decks/infinite-damage-and-life/
I think it could be really powerful, I just don't know what im missing

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Posted 20 April 2013 at 19:15

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This is bad and you should feel bad. Learn to play magic, troll.

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Posted 20 April 2013 at 19:26

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learn to not suck dick then

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Posted 25 April 2013 at 01:18

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Not legal in any format. Nice try though, don't get mad about it.

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Posted 25 April 2013 at 01:53

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calm down, read the description

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Posted 25 April 2013 at 02:50

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really dude read first talk later

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Posted 23 September 2013 at 15:36

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$350 deck that isn't legal in shit if you own this and have played it Idk why anyone would still play against you if someone in my group randomly pulled something like this out I wouldn't play just because you play casual doesn't mean a list full of banned/restricted cards are ok if someone is being a dick about your decks go build a legal deck that will shut them up I have a reanimator deck that can turn 1 emrakul I hardly ever use it because its to OP for casual same with my legacy burn deck both decks are legacy legal and if someone pisses me off I use 1 of them. casual play is supposed to be fun cards that are banned/restricted are that way for a reason if you don't follow those rules it is not fun

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Posted 22 February 2015 at 10:50

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woe dude calm your tits mental mistep shuts this deck down and its just for fun anyway

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Posted 22 February 2015 at 20:00

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this thread is over 2 years old man, even though its a broken deck, its still fun to see the possibilities available.

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Posted 22 February 2015 at 20:42

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