Lazer Goats

by Hurrikane on 01 October 2011

Main Deck (60 cards)

Sideboard (15 cards)

Creatures (4)


Sorceries (3)

Instants (8)

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Deck Description

I've really wanted to make this deck for a while just to have fun around my play group, so here it is! A red/white weenie/token deck with an interesting twist of a win condition!

Turn 1 plays are lacking, I admit, so we'll ignore that for now, this is a bs casual deck anyway. Early on, you lay down Knight of Meadowgrain and Sigiled Paladin, as well as your enchantments like Glory of Warfare and Intangible Virtue. Once you have a lot of white mana costs on the board, drop a Springjack Shepherd for a nice 4+ goat tokens, all beefed up from your enchantments. From there, you can continue to throw down Cloudgoat Ranger for more tokens, and use Turn to Mist and Galepowder Mage to blink your Springjack Shepherd for even MOAR GOATS.

Now that we've got lots of tokens built up, the win con is in the form of a Furystoke Giant, or just attacking with hordes of beefed up goats and other tokens! Just toss Furystoke down, and shoot the enemy in the face with your goat lasers. Even better, we can blink Furystoke with Turn to Mist and Galepowder mage for another round of farmland artillery next turn if need be!

Rise of the Hobgoblins is a nice permanent that gives two white mana in its cost for the shepherd, as well as being a way to generate tokens after, lets say, your board gets wiped. The Dispeller's Capsules work towards white permanents to rack up goats, as well as responding to those douchey enchantment decks!And then, there's a couple of Nomad's Assembly as a nice late-game bomb for the multiplayer table.

The sideboard's got Kor Firewalker to fight against aggressive red decks that might outrace you, Moonhold to stop combo decks for a turn if that's all you need, Militia's pride because it's a great, cheap, token-generating enchantment that can work with the theme. Lastly, Fight to the Death is a nice in-color board-sweep that NOBODY expects. You've got tokens to spend blocking they're fatties, so it won't look unusual....until a goat takes down an 8/8 or larger beast in a fight to the death.

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Mana Curve

Mana Symbol Occurrence

4540130

Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for Lazer Goats

i would LOVE to either play with that deck OR against... that just looks great for a laugh. and i bet it wins against a lot of casual decks

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Posted 01 October 2011 at 17:50

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