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Bring it to the tournament and show them what real magic is!
It beats every thing but curse of thirst... So convince your opponent not to use it! Tell them you'll get them a drink if they scoop. :) This is a joke deck for thirsty people.
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Get your opponent to get really thirsty while you temptingly play all the cards! If you're thirsty, buy this today!
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What exactly are friends on the vault?
I don't know, I think you can play against them online, but I'm not sure.
You should check out my deck. It can get plenty of improvement, but it's really good with +1/+1 counters.
I'm not sure either. Thanks for commenting on this deck. Do you like it? And do you have any decks you want me to look at? :)
I like the concept of the deck. Try out Sanguine Bond. It's an enchantment that makes target opponent lose a life for every life you gain. Creatures with extort might do alright with this deck, if your willing to go that route.
i think he only want to...drink...find him only cup-or-glass-themed-stuff
Friends are people you follow on mtg vault
the only magic that happens is if you win. now thats real magic!
I'm fairly certain the most magical part of this is your name. I've seen you post like twice when I was passing through reading decks, and each time I almost die laughing.
Hahaha! This deck actually works! I bought it because it costs like nothing. And it destroyed my rakdos deck. It simply couldn't do damage fast enough. I love it.
You bought it? That's great! I can't believe it beat another deck, I might buy It, I've been considering it for awile. :)
It's funny to watch as they try to kill you with damage. It's hard to do enough to kill it in one turn. The chalice of deaths killed them in the end.
Although actually, I may have added *cough* a playset of *cough cough* wurmcoil engine *cough.* wow, I am Really sick! :P
Ha-Ha! You are! Yeah that would get them, But I'm not sure how thirsty it would be. :)
Nice deck you should look at mine since all of your decks make it to the hot page my favorite is either my simic/haze or boros/double. Please and thank you!
Needs 4x Ashnod's Coupon.At the very least in sideboard.Please rate and comment on my decks:http://www.mtgvault.com/bootsncatsn/decks/filibuster-turbofog/http://www.mtgvault.com/bootsncatsn/decks/rakdos-riotry/
i applaud your recommendation of the coupon. just make sure you call them "wench" when you ask them to get you your drink lol
+1 For flavorSee what I did there?
ok i have to ask. how is it that you have only 5 decks and yet every single one has made the hot page. is there some magic (no pun intended) formula for doing it? i have 99 decks and only 1 has made the hot page.
He must have a lot of friends that vote for his decks.
I normally don't make tournament worthy decks so they can have silly ideas . And what exactly are friends on the vault?
I'm a fairly new player so I don't know about a lot of the cards that go back more than 2 years or so. But I can say this deck doesn't beat infect. Or a discard deck. Or a deck with a lot of creatures. I get it this deck was meant as a joke. Haha very funny.
Like the deck idea, though life as def and lose life as offense isn't much variation.
I like the theme, but this deck would never win
Add one. Just one Hellkite Tyrant. Call the deck 'Thirsty Dragon'. Thirsty? Thirsty! Thirsty! (x20) DRAGON. WIN.
Actually if you curse of the thirst them, you can offer them a goblet if they scoop ;)
This deck is poop. I'm not one for flavor, and I don't think this would be fun to play with or against. Sry :/
Mr Sherlock your powers of deduction are stunning! Sorry had to get that one in! You are correct in the way of playing it. But (sometimes you get this) if you've been to a big tournament it can be a bit of a laugh sometimes, best way to see tournament decks on here is to build them yourself, I would support you no end!!!
Does anyone want me to friend them? I want some friends. :)
You can friend me
I think Well of Lost Dreams might make this a teeny bit more playable and still fit in your theme. Also, I think Well of Life and Golden Urn would be more optimal than some of the cards you have there, namely Essence Bottle and Fountain of Youth.
I was thinking well of lost dreams so I'll add some. And I'll check out the others. :)
I'm more about this kind of thirst. Please make a deck about it.http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Thirst&defid=5374982
life galor
How about Sun Droplet? Seems to go with the drinking theme and the life gain theme.What about Everflowing Chalice or Chalice of the Void.
These cards are making me thirsty! (Seinfeld reference)
Blessed Wine!Wine of Blood and Iron!
sanguine bond and exquisite blood could work in here
NOT DRINKING... Enough? :)