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KnightoftheHokeyPokey... Here are the evil golems. :)Grouchy golems don't like being alone. So... I made a deck for them to be more social, while protecting them from mean spells. :)They can be a lively bunch when they get going... :)
Well... Best way to pay this deck is probably to ramp into asceticism. And then put out precurser golem and use some nasty cards like Fated Infatuation and banishing knack. :)
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Holy crap. That's golems to a tee!Fated Infatuation is insane. Mainboard it please ... =).
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Ok. I will swap it for followed footsteps. :)
Man who needs over load, sorry ral
Lol... indeed.
Somehow...i can't see Golems being anything but Grouchy :)
thanks. :) any suggestions on how I might add to the grouchy power?
Keeping it Modern? Give me a second:The Precursor begs blue splashDread Statuary comes to mind :)Also, white splash...Blade Splicer comes to mind.Really..only thing card i have for you, is Dread Statuary...just quickly looking at the deck.Good luck!
sweet. dread statuary is fantastic. yay for manlands. :)although I would love to throw in splicers, this is strictly a golem deck. so no non-golems... heck, I should post this on the tribal deck. see what people think of it.
Agreed. It should give it more looks/comments/likes. Which is always a plus.
Hmm ... the biggest Golem has to be Colossus of Akros.
indeed. but I am not sure if I really need anything super huge. sideboard FTW!!! :)
What does FTW stand for?
for the win. :)
Thank you, btw. :)
What does BTW mean? lolJoking :)
Lol... :)question... on a scale of 1-10, 10 being the best. how would you rate this deck, in terms of deck design?
Hmmm ... give me a sec.
no rush. take all the time that you need.
I say ... 7/10. Awesome, bit still growing.You got theme, mana curve, and good responses.I think you should take evil advantage of precursor golem. The main weakness is a single lightning strike decimating all your creatures. That has to be a priority.
Hexproof is sorely needed.Some other boosters are also needed. Blade Splicer, Master Splicer, etc. Shooting for indestructible is a good counter yo the added vulnerability of artifact creatures.
And ... I kinda lied about the mana curve. Another low-mana Golem is a good idea.
sadly there aren't really mana light golems. :( I do have hexproof, that is what asceticism is for, but if you have a better suggestion then let me know. :)what golems might you recommend dropping/adding, to balance out the mana curve?
Oh, Kazzong, I like you more than most people on here, don't ask that!! lol(KnightoftheHokeyPokey is up there with you, man).I say that, because i honestly don't know. Precursor Golem scares me, to no end!!! A perfectly timed Doom Blade against you....scary, right?! But if you use it correctly, then BOOM! I do see the Asceticism and Skin. But it still scares me! Might suggest upping the Asceticism...or putting something in like Cancel. The Solemn Golem and the Vigil card...they are very good cards, highly rated...but how are you going to get a creature to die? For creature/artifact/enchantment hate...I would up the Banishing Knack, to 3 or 4 copies. I ADORE Thran Golem...he could be a killer...but you only have 6 cards that can enchant him. But the 6 cards are really good. So, not sure about trying to up the count.
I agree about the hexproof. Question, does Equipment count as enchanting?
ok. so drop thran... *sheds a tear*, up the instants and asceticism. I just really need a golem to swap in. preferably a cheap golem that doesn't suck.
um... no. equipping is not the same as enchanting. although that would be an awesome way to use thran golem. :)
No way, Thran rocks!! He is my favorite in the deck! Cheap golems:Emblazoned Golem (no side-effects)Straw Golem (bad side effec)Soultether Golem (better play a golem every turn, or bad side effect)Battered Golem (see Soultether Golem)Sparring Golem
Oh crap, Quasimofo is giving it to me!!! lolGuess I got someone's attention!Should of kept my mouth shut....:(
squeaky wheel my friend. :) but it is ok. it isn't like anyone is really going to hold a grudge here. not really at least.
http://www.mtgvault.com/surewhynot/decks/death-walks-these-halls/
dang... well I guess that is one way to do it... although I would have advised not to um... "rant" on Surewhynot's deck I guess... particularly if you want him to give you feedback or answer a question. he is very knowledgeable, but also tends ignores us mere mortals when we aren't polite... :( either way though that is an interesting deck he has. :)sorry that you got chewed out. :(
I deserved it...i was just really mad...
Lol ... Jessie, chewed out? And not by your wife? :).I would aim for permanent hexproof/indestructible. If you cast hexproof, and I respond with disenchant, it goes off. However, hexproof can't stop a targeted spell that has already been cast. I.e. disenchant is cast, then mizzium skin. The hexproof can't stop the first disenchant.
I think the same thing. Hexproof does belong somewhere in here...only because of the Precursor Golem.
Still has my like. I enjoy Kazzong's decks, and he is a great guy.
I made a white version. Now I can give my Golems protection. Oh, and righteousness.I think some sorceries with cipher might like it here...
http://www.mtgvault.com/knightofthehokeypokey/decks/grumpy-golems/
As usual, it has a like from me :)You and Kazzong can almost always bet on that!
He credited you, Kazzong :)I might suggest to post a link to Kazzong's deck.
Yes sir! 07.
Yup, I saw that. :)
precursor golem makes all of your golems die to a single lightning bolt? and karn, silver golem is the most classic golem but he is not grouchy lol
Yes, but I give them all hexproof. :). And then none of them die to lightning bolt, it shut other kill spell. And then they all get unblockable from distortion strike. :)I think that precurser is in no way competitive, but if built around can certainly be fun. :)Copy spells and Banishing knack in particular are really fun. :)