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• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • THE "SELF-ESTEEM BOOSTER" DECK • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •Losing Conditions: (Turn 1/2 Guaranteed LOSE) •• Turn 0: (The Opponent must be playing first) Drop Gemstone Caverns, Discard Elvish/Simian Spirit Guide, Play Flash, Play Wall of Blood / Mischievous Poltergeist / Deepwood Ghoul, then Pay 20 life. •• Turn 1: Play Dark Ritual + Wall of Blood / Mischievous Poltergeist / Deepwood Ghoul then pay 20 life or Play any Pact during your opponent's turn. •• Turn 2: Play Hex Parasite on Turn 1 and let your opponent's creature kill you or crack yourself with a Watery Grave, or Play any Pact on turn 1. -"Losing at your first turn is lot fun and easier than Winning."
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What's the WINNING CONDITION here? Lawl.
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>.< Shall I say "Your Argument is Invalid"?
I would love to have a match with this deck anytime!!
Yeah Sure! But only when you're feeling down and lonely. (o^-')b
ME WANT THIS! Budget version this too!!
• Budget Version: • -Remove all lands, replace it with 4 Terramorphic Expanse, 4 Evolving wilds, 4 island, 4 swamp. -4 Hex Parasite (•) +4 Dark Ritual -4 Spellskite (•) +4 Wall of Blood -4 Pact of Negation (•) +4 Soul Channeling -4 Summoner's Pact (•) +4 Spatial Binding -4 Slaughter Pact (•) +4 Unspeakable Symbol -4 Intervention Pact (•) + 4 Trespassing Souleater -4 Pact of the Titan (•) +4 Insatiable Souleater
HAHAAAAH!! God Thank you for that. I would really enjoy this one.
No Problem. (o^-')b
Nice deck! never cease to impress lol and thanks for the Kraken help!
nice on the pacts could look into door of destines its always been a good win for me
XD I've seen a few of these floating around, and they make me laugh every time. I think DeathTyrant5000 had the fastest one, but I'm not sure. Somebody used a Flash deck, plopped down a Spellskite, and died on their opponents first turn. It was hilarious.
Oh hey, I just pushed you onto front page. Friggin' sweet.
Ooops, you were faster than me in doing that.. O.O I want to have a match with your Fish deck with this deck. I really think I could stand a chance against it.
Great concept! Not trying to hate or anything but you can't pay for Phyrexian mana with 2 or less life, the rulings are on mtg judge websites and such.
That would at least makes your life around 2. Which is really low right? You can play Watery Grave the next turn to kill yourself or get a 1/1 damage from a Storm Crow, etc from your opponent. Thanks ey!