Turbo Ouch

by mogwaifearsatan on 28 July 2009

Main Deck (51 cards)

Creatures (4)


Sorceries (5)


Instants (7)


Artifacts (8)

Enchantments (10)


Land (17)

Sideboard (12 cards)

Sorceries (8)

Instants (4)

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Deck Description

You're going to make them draw a lot of cards, discard a lot of cards, and take a whole lot of damage doing so.

A couple cards in M2010 that aren't in the database yet:

3 Sign in Blood (BB - Target player draws 2 cards then loses 2 life)
3 Burning Inquiry (R - Each player draws 3 cards then discards 3 cards at random)
3 Dragonskull Summit (Land - CIPT unless you controll a Swamp or Mountain. Tap for B or R)

Veinfire first turn, Parasite second, then depending on my hand, either go for the draw route damage or discard route damage, based on my enchantments and/or howling mines.

This deck has the potential to consistently win on turn 5 with either Sign in Blood, Burning Inquiry, or Incendiary Command.

Swapping the spiteful visions for Nyxathid opens up the door for beatsticks, but the issue is that it only gives the Kederekt Parasites one red permanet to trigger from, but If the enchantments get blown up, then they have to deal with Nyxathids and a crap load of spot removal. I'm debating the nyxathid vs spiteful visions the most right now.

Sideboard to counter fast aggro decks and heavy control. Add 3 Doom Blades to it (1B - Destroy target non-black creature.)

Deck Tags

  • Tournament

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Mana Symbol Occurrence

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Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Not Legal in Vintage
  • Not Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for Turbo Ouch

Not going to use Blightning. It would be effective but it would slow my tempo down with using my big finishers (Sign, Inquiry, Incendiary). Sign and Inquiry are less mana and potentially do more damage.

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Posted 28 July 2009 at 15:58

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very nice pain deck didn't realize that there where 3 cards that deal damage when opponent draws and they were all type 2

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Posted 28 July 2009 at 16:59

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forget "incendiary command", it isn't type 2 anymore in oktober :D

maybe a good add. don't know the name: it does: each player draws 3 cards and discards 3 cards.
if you got 1 megrim and 1 underworld dreams in play, it would do 9 damage for 1 red mana.

maybe put in a red wall.

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Posted 28 July 2009 at 20:27

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ok, forget what I said, about the 1 red mana card, just read the text upstairs :p sorry mate

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Posted 28 July 2009 at 20:28

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I'm gonna leave incendiary in until october, then find a replacement. I still get 2 months out of it :)

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Posted 28 July 2009 at 22:34

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I think I'm going to keep it spiteful visions and not used Nyxathid, simply because of the amount of cards they're going to be drawing between Howling Mine, Sign in Blood, and Burning Inquiry. The Spiteful Visions hurts me too, but as long as I'm smart about when I play it, I'll outlive them.

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Posted 29 July 2009 at 02:31

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I very much like it. Good job.

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Posted 29 July 2009 at 09:48

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Out of curiosity...Font of Mythos?

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Posted 29 July 2009 at 09:52

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I considered using Font, but I'd have to cut some crucial cards. Without it the deck plays faster, and frees up my 4 drop slot for something that's going to deal more damage. Dropping a megrim then burning inquiry on turn 4 with a parasite and underworld dreams out does 12 damage, where if I dropped a font with parasite/underworld they'd only take 6 on their next draw step.

I'm gonna playtest it this weekend against some Turbo Fogs and see how well it does. In theory, it should be a wrecking ball against that deck.

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Posted 29 July 2009 at 10:58

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Nice job, and thanks for the comments on the other deck. I'm making some adjustments to it based on what i heard from people.

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Posted 30 July 2009 at 12:32

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