Budget EDH: The worst EDH ever

by NorthernWarlord on 09 November 2014

Main Deck (99 cards)

Sideboard (1 card)

Creatures (1)

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Deck Description

Do you want to play EDH? Don't you have an EDH deck? Do you think most of those ready-to-play-decks cost too much for your desires?
...Or do you just think you can't figure out a funny idea for your EDH deck?
NO MORE!
Budget EDH-series is meant for players that want to play EDH.
They are playable and their price is low! (Between 25 and 50 bucks.)

...Well, the last line of text is a complete bullshit with this deck. This deck is completely UNPLAYABLE. You hear me? Unplayable as a twisted piece of green turd!

How to Play

Inspired by KitsuneKid.

...Before anyone asks. No. I am not insane. Well, not too much. I was requested to create the WORST EDH on earth. Here it is.
...but even though I made this deck the worst ever, it must still contain some victory conditions, no? Well, this deck contains exactly FOUR win cons. They are:
- Storm Crow
- Chimney Imp
- Goblin Dirigible (A merciless flying machine of doom.)
- Razor Boomerang (Your opponent has just 40 turns to win. Tic, toc.)

Deck Tags

  • Inspired Deck
  • Budget
  • Cheap
  • EDH

Deck at a Glance

Social Stats

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Mana Curve

Mana Symbol Occurrence

0223000

Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for Budget EDH: The worst EDH ever

Thank you. So much. This is beautiful.

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Posted 10 November 2014 at 22:22

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I'm glad that you and exodd like this one!

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Posted 12 November 2014 at 19:56

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It is objectively awesome in its suckitude.
Speaking of suckitude (possibly) can you check out my Vhati il-Dal EDH deck?
You'd be a huge help.
http://www.mtgvault.com/kitsunekid/decks/remarkably-ildal-budget/
thanx!

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Posted 12 November 2014 at 23:45

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... and also maybe my Lin Sivvi EDH..?
http://www.mtgvault.com/kitsunekid/decks/yeah-but-im-a-rebel/

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Posted 13 November 2014 at 02:44

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Of course.

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Posted 13 November 2014 at 06:18

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The best part is, I think it can still do decently in multiplayer - because no one will target you until the very end! XD

AND you can mess with other players just for kicks XD

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Posted 11 November 2014 at 03:20

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hey were you planning on doing budget EDHs for the new planeswalker commanders?

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Posted 14 November 2014 at 19:20

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Maybe...

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Posted 14 November 2014 at 22:11

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I guess I figured out a better flavor text for Razor Boomerang:
"Few can cast it without losing the game."

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Posted 20 November 2014 at 07:03

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Very nice. I would have had to include an Erosion if I built this deck.

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Posted 23 January 2015 at 15:59

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