Possibility of Victory

Win condition #1Never going to happen but super fun victory- stalled out game, 12 of your 22 mana on the field, possibility in play and Stormchaser Chimera(s) if they cant block flying or more like Riddle of Lightning in hand after combo goes off, vandal blast into play, scrying until you pop enter the infinite, deck becomes hand place another enter the infinite on top of library. Cast Riddle lightening twice. That's 28 direct damage for 11 mana. Game.
#2 Possibility storm into hellkite on turn 6, countering any attempts to instant kill. Swarm with tokens over next 4-5 turns. Game.
#3 Stormchaser Chimera equipped with a fancy chair insuring enter the infinite is on top = 14/3 flying, first strike, trample.

If they shut 1-3 down with constant thoughtsiezes or you tapped out so you couldn't counter critical removal, you pretty much lost, its a golden gun deck. One hit kill, you miss your going to have to stall while reloading. hence the mass bounce wave or massive counter, or Mercurial Chemister to creature remove and scry fish to deck stack. Hope you can outrun their wrath while you get set up again.

Its so simple. Annoy them until you either win by luck or they scoop from frustration. Oh mono black dev? That's nice bro. Vandel your whip, bounce that only keeps krakens on the field.....no? None of those either? how about I hybrid your 5/5 - 6/6 flying demon fatty into a 3/3 w/o fly... did I mention I was swinging with a 14/3 first strike trample? No? oh...right instant kill spell....umm counter that....why do you look so mad and whats up with that twitch?
I haven't tested this deck against all the famous arch types yet, but when my boosters come in on Friday, I'll test it all out and let you know where its failing.
My goal here was just to bring the FUN back into magic. 65% of standard is mono-black atm with another 20% being black white, dev blue or control. That's not fun for both players sitting at the table and that shit has got to stop.

• Standard
• Cheap
• Combo
• Control