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Got the idea from looking at The "REAL" Worst Deck Ever Made (60 cards) by elements705 This deck should lose by turn 2. But if you play your cards just right it can force it to lose by turn 1. Typical Game Play Turn 1 - Play a Pact Card Turn 2 - Can't pay upkeep cost of Pact. You lose game. or Turn 1 Play a Lotus Petal and a red mana land; Tap Petal and Land for 2 red mana then play any 1 of the take another turn red cards (Final Fortune, Last Chance, Warrior's Oath) take another turn then lose game.
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Atleast run pact of the Titan over Summoner's pact so that it looks like there's a reason to it? lol
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Ok. Pact of Titan is now it deck. If fact I think all run all the Pacts in the deck and drop main deck dark rituals and death wishes. This will greatly increase the chances to cast a zero casting cost Pact card first turn for the turn 2 loss.
Ancient Ziggurat would go well in this deck.
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Ever go to magic card store pull out a box of decks and offer to play anyone with any random deck from the box of decks. I'm putting this deck in my random box of decks. Should be fun to see what happens when they play this deck :-))
This is amazing o.o
Oh the shenanigans that this deck can create. It would be awesome to whip this out on an unsuspecting partner in 2 Headed Giant or other team formats -- I think it would lead to a great first impression. I'm aware that you already have some hilarious interactions surrounding Immortal Coil (I love idea of having the coil and Forbidden Crypt out at the same time), but if you find room to put one or two Bojuka Bogs in your deck, I think that could also be a hilarious way to end the game. I can't ever see you playing the coil or crypt though since you have so many pacts and fortunes to lose the game so much sooner...unless an opponent is foolish enough to counter them out of fear that you were actually trying to win! xD Anyway, love the deck. Nice work!
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LOL! You dont even have any green creatures to use Pact of Titan
I think you meant to say for use with Summoner's Pact. But yeah, the card is useless accept for it use can make you lose.
$590 for a deck that loses by turn 2... hell yeah!
Heck if you like the cost of this deck. I got even more expensive decks that just lose slower.
Wow!! This deck list is AMAZING!!! Its just too hilarious! Lmao!! You should put in a green creature that is absolutely useless just because you can. Lol!
"I'm a loser, babeeey... So why don't ya' kill meee...!" You could speed up the losing process by adding Rite of Flame :P
Forgot to mention - Tormod's Crypt for the Immortal Coil Still figgin' funny, ha ha :-D
I came to check out a deck, and was pleasantly surprised with Beck. Sweeeet
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Hi Calbob24, Checked out your deck left a comment. Point of etiquette: You might get more feed back from me and other members on your decks if you left comments and suggestions on other members decks rather than just spamming requests to check out your decks on other people's deck postings.
This is the deck you play when your friend tells you he's got a deck that will beat you within the first few turns. Friend: "Check out this sick new deck I made! I bet I can beat you with it by turn 2." You: "Not if I loose first!"
I have a deck I play online with all of the pacts, playset of time walk, ect. I have yet to lose because of my enemy with it :D
Hi Lindy Hop, Yup, this deck is ideal for when someone is boasting that their deck can consistantly win on turn 0 or turn 1. You then bet them they can't "make you lose" by turn 2 if you go first turn. You then proceed to make yourself lose on turn 1 or 2 and win the bet. (You just need to mulligan for Pact of Negation against Turn 0 decks).
This reminds me of an old house rules format friends and I played called functional loser. The objective to win was to lose, or kill yourself before your opponent offed him/herself. But that was back when mana burn was in and before pacts. But yeah this build is pretty good at losing which is the point. I also like all the commented on scenarios to really get the most out of the deck. Made me laugh +1
Lol. So friggin funny
I know people this deck would irk just because they can't beat you themselfs.
I am sorry but this isnt the worlds worst deck because it is possible to win with it. Remove pact of the titan and then it is (one of) the worlds worst decks, trust me, building a bad deck is easy.
Hi Besty, You don't need to be sorry. I think you need to take a "chill pill" you take things too seriously. I named the deck so it would get attention. I suppose I could of called the deck Biggest Loser Deck or Lose Very, Very, Very Fast Deck or "You lose the game." Deck.but I doubt it would of gotten as much attention. Actually, the deck is quite good at what I want it do, which is lose fast, and Pact of Titan is just one of many Pact cards that help me lose as early as turn 2. Your right, there are plenty of decks that can't win there aren't many decks that can force you ot lose really, really fast.
im not raging at you. Just imagine everything I just said in a bored and slightly sarcastic voice. And yes pact of the titan can make you lose faster but it is possible to win with the 4/4s it produces which means there is a potential win con. A worse deck would be one without any win con.
This is just stupidly funny, some of my friends are always boasting they can win really early, i may make this just to annoy them sayin that they didnt beat me, though i already do have a deck that cant really win because its all defenders, will someone give us a hand with it pls? its called provide cover
I can help you with that. There are many ways to win with all defenders. I will take a look at it. :)
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Lol. I love seeing decks like this. Need to try and make one of my own at some point. :)
Fastest lostt is in any deck, all you have to mutter is two simple words "I concede"
true, but that defeats the fun in trying to build a deck that CANT win.
dark ritual + entomb + phage, the untouchable + reanimate/animate dead could do it turn 1. Could replace the forbidden crypts, immortal coils, anything but the pacts rly, since they're your best bet at winning. Can't always outdoes Can in MTG, as far as I'm aware. So if opponents gets abyssal persecutor on turn 1 (somehow), then you could play pact after pact, and not be able to lose the game :)
Sorry, did I say best bet at winning? meant losing... Too used to trying to win!
Take out the mountains, the swamps, the bloodstained mines and just add some totally useless shock lands!