Ill-Gotten Stupid Tokens

by ReveloftheHunt on 03 March 2017

Main Deck (60 cards)

Creatures (8)



Instants (4)


Enchantments (12)


Land (10)

Sideboard (12 cards)

Creatures (4)

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Deck Description

Is ante the devil? Probably. Did it give us the stupidest, most illegal deck-thinning strategy ever? Definitely. Do you want infinite squirrels and kelp? Of course you do! With Ill-Gotten Stupid Tokens, you can not only get an infinite amount of the two most hilarious tokens in Magic, but you can also lose your entire friend base when you do! (Don't worry, the squirrels and kelp will be there for you in your time of sorrow.)

How to Play

First, convince your friends not to play ante, which isn't that hard. Next, with your shiny new 24-card deck, stay alive until you draw what you need to get what you came here for- many many many MANY small expendable critters.

At the same time, you can take a much faster approach by substituting the Noble Hierarch, Wall of Kelp and Intruder Alarm with cantrips like the Baubles and Street Wraith so you only need to get 3 land, Squirrel Nest and Earthcraft. I guess we have to pander to the Spikes too, but hey, to each their own.

Deck at a Glance

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Mana Symbol Occurrence

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Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Not Legal in Vintage
  • Not Legal in Legacy

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