Righteous Humans

by righteousbrightgirl on 12 November 2020

Main Deck (60 cards)

Sideboard (8 cards)

Creatures (8)

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Deck Description

Join the crusade against evil forces with my casual humans deck. Humans is such a neat tribe, they can be built in many different ways to suit your needs. Today we are in need of some proper troll killers so we're using a weenie strategy to overwhelm them too quickly.

For those out of the loop, vault has a troll problem and more than ever we need to foster a strong community to fight back. This is a game of attrition, if there is too much for the troll to do, they will give up. Which is why I urge everyone to be social to each other and build new decks, perhaps even mocking the troll, to raise awareness!

Check out the leader of the crusade wickeddarkman for more information on how to fight for glory against the troll and restore peace to the vault. He's got some deck tags you can search like "wdm troll" for knowledge on trolls.

How to Play

Overwhelm the troll with aggressive early drops and quell the threat before it gets the better of us.

Deck Tags

  • Weenie
  • AntiTroll
  • Human
  • Casual

Deck at a Glance

Social Stats

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Mana Curve

Mana Symbol Occurrence

580000

Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Not Legal in Vintage
  • Not Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for Righteous Humans

Posted 12 November 2020 at 19:54

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Posted 02 February 2022 at 23:01

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I took a read and Jesus... I am sorry.

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Posted 03 February 2022 at 08:11

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Posted 03 February 2022 at 18:02

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Posted 03 February 2022 at 21:50

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Understood. Sad to see that the trolls are still out here in full force...

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Posted 04 February 2022 at 07:10

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Hello righteousbrightgirl.
It seems you have not been very active in here,
but yet you are very convinced about wdms so called troll hunt.
Makes me wonder how that comes?

I am also called troll and thief by wdm, which I'm not.
I do agree there is trollish behaviour here from time to time,
but from my point of view it goes both ways.

It is true, I do think wdm himself is a troll, either intentionally or not, i can not tell.
But if he accuses respectable people for being criminals and then also spamming this site with conspirative
or non magic related theories, tag systems noone asked for, or the same halfdecks over and over again,
there are and should be reactions.

It is also known by now, that wdm actually has been banned from multiple forums for the same reasons.

Most users here just ignore him which I think is part of why people are less active nowadays.
They simply don't want to engage with him.
Some for sure go really aggressive towards him.
I myself get triggered sometimes and step in occasionally, but try to be as fair as possible.

I don't hink the vault has a troll problem.
No incident was ever reported besides wdm. - Think about that.


I would like you to read some of this threads, where we had this discussions over and over again.


https://www.mtgvault.com/forum/thread.aspx?ftid=10387

https://www.mtgvault.com/puschkin/decks/we-are-legion/

https://www.mtgvault.com/thegreatgodloki/decks/general-44s-2/

https://www.mtgvault.com/thegreatgodloki/decks/why-wickeddarkman-is-a-fraud/



Unfortunately a lot of conversation got lost because wdm tends to delete critique.

In conclusion we could all need a little bit less obsessive wdm crusade on both sides
and let feelings calm down a bit. Don't you think?
Would be nice if you try not to set new fires.

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Posted 04 February 2022 at 11:14

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I trust wickeddarkman completely when it comes to this troll matter. He is an intelligent and charismatic individual who is our leader on this crusade and I trust him to keep this site functioning. You people don't even realize how much he has done for all the denizens of the vault and what does he get? Shit from absolutely everyone. His methods may seem weird to you and most people, but he is highly intelligent and knows the truths of the world.

While wickeddarkman has essentially been flagellating himself to death, all of you have been reaping the benefits of his hard work and you trolls have the audacity to start defaming him with your nonsense. Also by no means am I blind to what he writes on here, I read what you linked and you all just misunderstand him. He is a trueborn leader and small minded people should do their best to follow the smart ones.

I suggest not spouting trite like this on my deck, especially when you've been labeled as an obvious troll. Our grand crusade will hopefully purge this glorious site from filth like yourself. However I believe you may be able to repent, regardless of your sins. If you turn towards wickeddarkman and have a proper talk about your past failures, you may be able to join us in a brighter future.

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Posted 04 February 2022 at 16:54

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I understand...

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Posted 04 February 2022 at 17:29

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Posted 04 February 2022 at 17:35

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Obvious alt is obvious.

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Posted 04 February 2022 at 18:33

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The trolls rearing their ugly heads the MOMENT when someone else dares speak up about the heroics of wdm. Good one guys, absolutely hilarious.

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Posted 04 February 2022 at 18:40

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wdm is alt right, anti vaxx, racist and a bigot, he compares himself to hitler, and he is also the biggest troll on this site

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Posted 04 February 2022 at 18:52

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Second verse same as the first, righteousbrightgirl is clearly an alt of wickeddarkman. Either that or someone simping so hard for him that they'd be willing to eat his literal shit in an attempt to be closer.

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Posted 04 February 2022 at 19:20

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Posted 04 February 2022 at 20:20

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So someone simping so hard for you that they'd suck someone else's left pinky toe if it had been within a kilometer of your general aura.

Funny that a new user shows up and their first 3 comments are on one of your decks from 2020 that is marked private. What a coinkydink.

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Posted 04 February 2022 at 20:29

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Well, when I joined it was a very hot topic at the time and it quite caught my eye. But I don't have to justify myself to the vault trolls.

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Posted 04 February 2022 at 20:35

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You're absolutely right. You don't have to justify it. I'm just pointing out how the only thing you've cared about is how amazing wickeddarkman is and how brave, strong and charismatic he is for is 1 man war against the trolls of specifically mtgvault. How you're never active when he isn't, how your speech patterns, mannerisms and all around vibe is virtually identical.

What do I know, you're such a master of pattern recognition that I could never hope to compare.

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Posted 04 February 2022 at 20:47

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Posted 04 February 2022 at 20:48

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That's gonna be a yikes from me dawg.

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Posted 04 February 2022 at 20:51

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Sadly the situation is what it is. I only recently came back to vault, having left because of the trolls. Well now I decided to post my casual green deck for some advice and wdm let's me know the troll war is still in full force and way worse than before. Of course I will spring into action, I've seen many communities die out because of trolls and griefers, I'm not going to sit idly by anymore. Also it's hard not being active when wdm is, he seems to be here every single day, fighting the good fight.

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Posted 04 February 2022 at 20:53

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Nothing to say about the Hitler thing? You know you're on the wrong side regardless of what you're trying to do if you think comparing yourself to Hitler is a good thing.

Good news then righteousbrightgirl, you're in the same timezone. I'm sure if you try hard enough, your dreams of sucking the lint out of his belly button will come true.

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Posted 04 February 2022 at 20:57

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Posted 04 February 2022 at 20:59

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You know, this site began declining very quickly around 2020. This also happens to be when you started your "war" against whoever you decided are trolls.

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Posted 04 February 2022 at 21:05

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Posted 04 February 2022 at 21:07

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Posted 04 February 2022 at 21:08

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I am also not a native English speaker. Comparing yourself to Hitler is the universal sign that their birth certificate should have been an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Posted 04 February 2022 at 21:12

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Of course it's been in decline since you joined. Have you met yourself?

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Posted 04 February 2022 at 21:18

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Posted 04 February 2022 at 21:25

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The only thing I've referred to is you comparing yourself to Hitler, unprovoked I might add. I've never called you or compared you to Hitler. This is what I mean that nobody needs to defame you. You do it yourself.

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Posted 04 February 2022 at 21:29

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Posted 04 February 2022 at 21:54

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Wisdom beyond your years that these trolls simply cannot comprehend.

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Posted 05 February 2022 at 12:57

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Posted 05 February 2022 at 13:12

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I don't have the time or patience to go into detail on why you're wrong.

A quick summation is that Hitler was terrible because after he seized power he adopted eugenics as national policy and used his power to kill anyone, in incredibly inhumane ways, that he viewed as genetically inferior.

Define selfish. Are we going to use your definition of selfish? The definition of selfish is a person, action or motive lacking consideration for others; concerned chiefly with one's own personal profit or pleasure.

Now, I may not be the brightest knife in the crayon box, but that sure sounds an awful lot like everything you've been doing.

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Posted 05 February 2022 at 14:41

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Posted 05 February 2022 at 15:20

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You got me. I'm the troll. Been trolling you the whole time.

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Posted 05 February 2022 at 16:41

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Pray that wdm is merciful with you...

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Posted 05 February 2022 at 16:46

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Now that you are active, righteous, one of the troll is exhibiting a behaviour I call "flashing"
In the past trolls have always wanted to attract victims for a taunt, and have different lures to do so.

When a troll is "flashing"
He turns a new blank deck into public before he starts working on it.
As a result when someone spots the deck they might comment on how it's only consisting of a few cards, and the troll can giggle at having annoyed someone while telling that it's being worked on.

One troll is so heavily addicted to flashing that I have mapped practically all his accounts by looking for decks being built publicly.

This way of annoying a few people have been extremely useful for me as a tool to identify at least one guy all the time.

He really likes to swing his deck around in front of everyone while it grows.
In my personal archive I call him the flasher, and since I suspect that there is a connection between trolls favouring forums with teenagers I think it's a very appropriate name.

He was active a few minutes before I posted this.

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Posted 05 February 2022 at 17:02

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I took some screenshots, just in case...

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Posted 04 February 2022 at 21:37

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Long screenshot :)

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Posted 04 February 2022 at 21:53

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