Jesus Ranch

by RoughneckBarbarian on 18 June 2010

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Deck Description

Make them discard, then destroy them with elves.

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  • Fun

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Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for Jesus Ranch

For the record, the title is a Tenacious D song I was listening to when I saw Nath of the Gilt-Leaf and Fungal Shamble next to each other.

"It was a big day on Jesus Ranch, Jesus Ranch.

He was harvesting a big tomato, it was in the sand, alright.
I'm taking a walk in the woods, and it's nice outside.
Smells of shit, Liga Guinggligagiggagoogwayogo.

I come upon a silver, striped mushroom and I fa la la la ly la ly.
And I fly, fly.

It was a big day on Jesus Ranch, Jesus Ranch.
Jesus.
I fell in love with a baked potato.
That's when I started the dance, yeah, in France.

I'm takin a walk in the woods, fuck Yeah!
It's nice, very very nice.
Smells of shit, Liga fluinggligagiggagoogoogwayogo.

I come upon a silver, striped mushroom, and I fa la la la ly la ly.
And I fly, fly.
fa la la la ly la ly,
and i fly,
I'm gone."

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Posted 18 June 2010 at 08:42

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I saw the title and had to check this out because my friends live in a house that we all call the Jesus Ranch (based on the song somewhat) and i just had to see if one of them suddenly developed a keen interest in MTG without me knowing about it

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Posted 18 June 2010 at 13:28

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Sorry to disappoint.

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Posted 18 June 2010 at 15:36

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It's all good, i like the discard mechanic you tied in with the elves, how does it play for you? I'm interested in sleeving it up for fun

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Posted 25 June 2010 at 11:04

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It works pretty well simply because it's so flexible. If for some reason I get a bad draw and don't get what I need to make them discard, I still have some pretty powerful creatures to bring to the table

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Posted 27 June 2010 at 16:10

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