Nøt Gruul? THEN DIE, BI*CH!

by Scorprix on 16 January 2015

Main Deck (60 cards)

Sideboard (15 cards)


Sorceries (3)

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Deck Description

Gruul is our guild, and we will die for what we believe in. To us, life's about being as Bad-Ass as possible within our 45-minute game time at 'FNM'S and 'GAME DAY'S. So, how do go about doing this? We beat you to death with goblins, hydras, dragons, and pretty much every FUCKING thing that moves, even BEES!

The plan is to settle threats and turn em' sideways. One of my favorite plays is :

T1: Land, Elvish Mystic.

T2: Land, Goblin Rabblemaster.

Games usually end pretty fast if nothing stops that lunatics rampage. "Oh, I swing for 4. And then I swing for 6. And then 8. Then 10. 12.14...". Not that I've gotten to do 14 damage in one turn, but seems pretty fun. Your fatties just ram their bodies against your opponents midget Mantis Riders and Siege Rhinos, and ALWAYS come out on top...

How to Play

Typical R/G aggro, except for the sideboard, which is more meta based against combo, tokens, and the mirror (except w/ more ramp, so basically MGD).

Deck Tags

  • Standard
  • Competitive
  • Gruul
  • Aggro

Deck at a Glance

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Mana Curve

Mana Symbol Occurrence

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Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for Nøt Gruul? THEN DIE, BI*CH!

love the name/ description +1
hydra broodmaster might be fun in this mix as a 1 or 2 of

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Posted 16 January 2015 at 06:24

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Hmmm, I'll try it out! :D

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Posted 17 January 2015 at 19:02

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sylvan caryatid is doing better than rattleclaw mystic?

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Posted 06 March 2015 at 13:40

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