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This deck uses the most broken creatures ever in magic to destroy your opponents. Great wall is to stop enemy planeswalkers. (Take that, Mind Sculptor!) ....It's truly baffling how many people thought this deck was serious....
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I love how you listed Chimney Imp twice! lolz It's just that bad@$$
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I hate decks like this, where it's just "he who has the biggest wallet wins." It ruins the game for the bulk of us. I mean, sure, I COULD go out and buy a second playset of the Imp, but then what should I tell me starving children, wife, dog, and orphanage? No food for the month? Makes me sick.
TROLOLOLOLOLz
Kinda true, but not all of these cards are that rare. I know my rares. EXCELLENT LUCK WITH BOOSTER PACKS! http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=158800 Proof that i have great luck. I got a tarmogoyf in a booster pack! anyway. This deck wouldn't cost that much to make.
Replace 4 chimney imps for 3 skittering monstrosity for legal in vintage
I must be missing something. Either the sarcasm, or how this deck is any good.
Well, there's the well know and unbeatable island+island+storm crow combo. And great wall makes it so your opponent can't use planeswalkers. You just need to read the cards better to understand how broken this really is.
Sad that Mindless Null didn't get a spot. I mean hes so broken, they had to restrict him in EDH!
Alright, added 4, even if this deck is over 60 cards i don't think it matters with creatures this broken.
So, how reliably does this deck pull through for you and win? I'm curious about that, because even a relative greenhorn such as myself has heard that five-color decks are tricky to pull off for anyone but a professional. If you are such a professional, congratulations, and I would be happy if you felt like taking a look through my own 5-color deck idea, titled "Golden Power", and letting me know what you think.
I'm sorry that you thought this was a serious deck, apparently you have yet to lean the jokes concerning most of the cards in this deck.
Congratulations, Anonymoose, at successfully reverse-trolling Steve.
Reverse Troll for the win. I bet Anonymoose can make water spin from an upside down cup too? :D
Replace 4 of the Chimney Imps with 4x Squire.
Dude, you forgot infernal spawn of infernal spawn of evil
I call shinanigans! Your playing 8 chimney Imps! BROKEN....
I would sideboard in pale moon and nameless race.
how could you have possible forgotten about the most broken equipment ever made? you should be running a playset of razor boomerangs!!!
I think it needs more Storm Crow, or from the original printing; Storm Crow, Planeswalker. Also, how am I supposed to beat TWO playsets of Chimney Imp? Jeeze. I'd rather have to go through my friends turn zero win deck!
Clone all those chimney imps clone them
front page! you can has it :)
I honestly laughed my ass off when I laid eyes on this deck. Just for that, 10/10. Hahaha.
I think you should really consider replacing 4 of the Chimney Imps with 4 Floodgates. It might be getting a little too much blue into the deck, but you could always put in a couple more islands. Other than that, I think you have made a sure winner. The kids at FNM will be envious for sure.
"There's a reason a group of crows is called a murder." I was thinking that my Righteous Avengers-Scornful Egotist combo deck would pwn this, but then I realized I'd get wiped by the Great Wall - Break Open lockdown (the way this deck manipulates the stack under M10 rules is intense). Guess this deck is airtight. But how does it fare against that five-color Zodiac Vizzerdrix deck that's been sweeping up the Internationals?
this deck is amazing... the only deck ive seen that beats it is a deck someone wasted their time doing and made it a 1000 card deck on here made of pure storm crows and 20 islands... that deck could beat this im sorry to say other wise this ones pretty good
hahahahahahaha STORM CROW DECK WINS
Actually it has 2 islands, any more would be a waste since storm crow only costs 2
MORE THAN FOUR STORM CROWS! ILLEAGL! lol. I should know. deck with 10 gravediggers. SUPER CHEAP!
@ethanlewis ikr? that decks!!!! @sildiran o shit really? woops added a 0... and @red hot SCREW U ITS STORM CROW HE JUST RAPES
guess im the only person seeing the turn 1 win...???? lol do i really have to explain this????? this deck is funney i bet i could make a worse one...
To be serious for a moment, the joke about Storm Crow really isn't that it's the worst card ever. It's the most *mediocre* card ever. And you'd be hard-pressed to come up with a deck more mediocre than this one. :)
I'm sorry, but you're clearly missing the myrical of the Alpha and Omega Myrs. I never leave home without them.
You could add all cards from Homeland too.
This deck needs more Storm Crow, in my opinion.
Just having 1 storm crow is broken, but a full playset? Now you're out of your mind!
This Deck Needs a Grey Ogre <<-- the greatest creature in the game
DIS DECK SUCKS!
Hehe, i just looked at your profile, your grammar is about as awful as this deck.
Hahahaha, his grammar is pretty bad.
Replace storm crow for sea eagle... way better card
How dare you.
I have a fever and the only prescription is more Storm crows
Great creatures, and that's fair enough, but a playset of Break Open? That's such a dick move.
How true. Morph is useless. :(
ISO: Mountain Goat! Um, can someone explain to me what Shelkin Brownie actually does?
It removes the 'banding' ability from a creature. Banding is an old creature ability, as old as flying, that lets multiple creatures attack as a group, acting together like one creature with combined power (so that a defender's creature has to either block all the banded creatures or block none of them). It has a complicated effect on how damage is assigned. Like plainswalk, banding is not a very good ability. But if someone ever makes a br0ken banding deck, I guess you could use Shelkin Brownie against them.
You're missing Benalish Hero!
DUDE, OMG WHAT A NOOB. You forgot Scornful Egotist!!! A 1/1 Creature that costs 8 to play and has no effects!!! http://magiccards.info/sc/en/50.html
"Energy Tap."
Two words: Apocalypse Chime. Followed by five more words and a question mark: Why aren't you running any?
Btw, my unbeatable deck is way better. Check it out! http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=158724
Pfft, mine is legal though, unlike cards involving the ante.
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Seriously though. The only thing conceivably more threatening than Storm Crow with Flood Gate for support, is the classic Didgeridoo-Mino-Mino combo. And of course, Storm Crow's natural predator, Roterothopter. The best counter for these is hands down Apocalypse Chime. Please consider running at least one to protect yourself, and putting the other three in your sideboard, if not in your main deck.
Bird Maiden is waaaaaaaaaaaaay better than Storm Crow
you should only be using snow capped lands
I dunno man. That would mess with the Island, Island, Storm Crow two-turn combo that makes this deck work.
Kinda weak against you basic red aggro deck. Or am i missing something?
Naw, Storm Crow just flies over most red creatures ;-) [p.s. this deck is a joke deck, and my comment is a joke comment]
My guess is that most of the people commenting on this deck have never seen a Storm Crow in action.... Noobs...
okay you know what i just thought of a deck worse than this in all seriousness -.- like really? 60 lands=dabes....
I think a few Rotting Legion would fit in this deck perfectly.
ahh, yes, that is defenitly the way to go maybe a welkin tern for good measure?
no vampire nighthawk? 2/3 flying, lifelink and deathtouch for 1 swamp and 2 colorless.
Holy crap, comments on this deck, where did they come from?
You should probably replace most of your lands with Untaidake the Cloud Keeper. It's the only land that lets you deal 2 damage every turn for 0 mana.
Made a few minor changes, Thanks for the comments everyone, i've been kinda busy lately so i was really surprised to log on here and see this deck front page (I facepalmed hard).
How could you forget such Classic win-cons as: Carnival of Souls/Wretched Anurid combo (Souls is the perfect win con all by itself, combos well with massive army of Storm Crows) The classic Riven Turnbull/Bond of Agony/Channel combo for the win (amazingly awesome!) Blessing of Leeches (wonderful to keep your Storm Crows alive!) Doomsday (draw nothing but Storm Crows and/or Shelkin Brownies the rest of the game!) Murderous Betrayal (have to have something to hurt them, right? This kills anything they throw out!) Wall of Blood (Lifegain is overrated, right?) I know this pushes the deck in a highly black direction, but you have plenty of swamps (5) to pull it off.
no offence steve but i slightly beg to differ here is my deck http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=137563 its a prison deck my question for you is how do you win when you have no land or creatures???
Lol, read some comments, Sorry you thought this is a serious deck.
To everyone who believed my deck is serious, i'm sorry your parents dropped you as a child.
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hey that was slightly uncalled for you need the cheese stands alone in this deck
Archdemon of Unx is needed in this deck. Four of them. As a 6/6, they make an excellent blocker.
Also, noob question time: what the hell does Shelkin Brownie's ability do? That card makes no sense at all to me.
Banding is an old ability that lets creatures attack or block as a group. Look up some old cards with banding, it's kinda funny how ridiculously wrong the reminder text is for the ability.
I apologize if I missed the comment, but aren't we miss reading the Great Wall? Plainswalk does not equal Planeswalker. And there really aren't very Plainswalkers. Just saying. Even if it is a joke. Storm Crow for the win?
*Facepalm (again)
Try Hill Giant. It will destroy everything your Storm Crows leftover.
how many mtg players does it take to figure out this deck isnt supposed to be serious? ill admit the title caught my eye, but looking at the deck list, it was just plain silly to me hahaha
I have no clue... i keep having to tell people it isn't serious, and i also have to keep shoving my palm through my head.
hahaha people are plain stupid, and one of the funniest things said was someone on here before talking about how mindless null was banned or something XD hahaha, idk if they were being serious but that just reminds me of one kid that plays in FNM with me and my friends and comes up with the most bullshit logic to cards haha, like misinterpretation to the extent of us thinking he is metally challenged
Here's how to handle that guy... 1. wait untill he plays a planeswalker. 2. drop great wall. 3. convince him his planeswalker gets wieped. 4. proceed with lulz.
oh and quick favor to ask, if it isnt too much trouble, if you could check out my grixis deck really quick and see if you have any suggestions for it, cuz im trying to take it to FNM but i havent tested it at all with other peoples decks, and i just want it to be as broken as possible for the revealing of it tomorow haha, its pretty solid now but suggestions would help, and thanks!
sure thing, i'll see what i can do.
This site needs decks like this every once in a while, they give a good laugh. Because their so broken!
Soooo . . . why are there only 4 storm crows?
With a deck like this how could you over look Death's Shadow???????????????????????????????? The ability to cast Death's Shadow first turn just should not be overlooked. A 13/13 for just one mana is so broken. How could you forget this amazing card???????????????????????????????????????? So please consider adding at least 5 Death's Shadow so you can be sure to draw one. But wait, I have an even more amazing idea if you willing to make this deck just a little more black this deck could include the invincible combo of Dark Ritual + Entomb (Find Storm Crow) + Reanimate or Exhume Storm Crow Imagine putting into play Storm Crow First Turn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (For just the lowly cost of 1 black mana and 3 cards) Why this combo it almost rivals the super secret colossal combo that only the really great magic players really understand. What you don't know the super secret colossal combo that only the really great MTG players really understand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????? Well, you're in luck I'm one of the few really great MTG players that is willing to share the secret. Here it is the super colossal amazing combo that only really great MTG players understand.: Dark Ritual + Entomb (find Phage the Untouchable) + then Exhume or Reanimate Isn't it super colossal amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's literally game over.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nothing can beat it for super colossal amazingness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope this helps, May always make your own good luck. Planestalker
my ultra super pro power ninja art ultimate failed combo is Black lotus + storm crow or tine shrike ( i got this foil omg fail ) some other pro realy pro cards is spine of ish sah ( omg i bought 2 booster and in 2 i got this sh!t in one foil omg) an other super douper pro pro is flesh-eater imp :)
Flesh-Eater is actually pretty sick. Withholding the fact that it's part of a mechanic that won't see many pro tour finishers, this guy is badass in limited and casual / FNM.
welll even if it is good you need to have a deck with alot shity things to sacrifce and if you have an infect based deck you will not waste a inf creature in order to get imp +1 +1 is a bit expencive i think
Your deck is so cool. Borrowing your general concept/ I made my own Super Secret Collossal Amazing Deck. Check it out at Super Secret Collossal Amazing Deck Deck link: http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=159546 It kicks its butt way worst than yours ;-)
i must be new at this but i don't see the unbeatable in it. could you please explain what makes it unbeatable if your going against a deck with no plainwalkers.
It's a JOKE deck. All of the cards in here are either a) very famous for their mediocrity (Storm Crow) b)stink so much they're famous ( Chimney Imp) or c) completely suck (Shelkin Brownie)
great wall couldnt stop a planeswalker. there on another plan of existance, not plains walk there is a big big difference. seriously how can yall not notice that. im not gnna say anymore i dnt c how this made so many likes this deck is terrible on so many levels i agree with anxious cadet its just a joke
It made so many likes because, as I said, this deck is a joke. But it's a hilarious joke.:)
I just spend like 15 minutes reading the comments to see if any one else realized that great wall says plainswalk not planeswalk... guess I shoulda started at the bottom well we know atleast 286 people on this website dont deserve their highschool diploma lol
it's a joke.... way to catch on
Island+Island+Storm Crow?! That's gotta be the most dumbpowerful combo in the entire game! It's decks like these that make me believe that Magic has gone off the cliff of reasonable power. I mean, how do you win? Channel+Fireball has nothing on this.
Steve, how could you! We kept the Storm Crow combo out of legacy for a reason: Wizards hasn't caught on to it yet! You're gonna get this wonderful card banned on us!
WTF how is this deck even good?
So many comments.. here's another; Big Lolz on the Planeswalker hose!
nice deck, please come and chek out mine http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=269997