This Is Toxic

by SuperMegaPanda on 14 January 2022

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Deck Description

I'm sorry about this one.

How to Play

Ramp into one of many, many options to screw your opponent over. Sorcerous Spyglass, Pithing Needle, Phyrexian Revoker, and Academic Probation all shut off your opponent's cards, whereas Thoughtseize and Sadistic Sacrament stop those cards from ever being a potential threat in the first place. Silence is incredibly obnoxious but can get you out of a rough spot. The rest is just ramp.

Deck Tags

  • Mean
  • Gross
  • Toxic
  • Fun
  • Esper
  • Casual

Deck at a Glance

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Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Not Legal in Vintage
  • Not Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for This Is Toxic

Out of sheer habit

Isochron Scepter

Posted 15 January 2022 at 19:16



Posted 15 January 2022 at 23:27


So, zero win-cons? This is a deck that literally cannot win if the opponent let it ??

Posted 16 January 2022 at 02:31


There's a thing called beatdown, and another thing called a clock.

Phyrexian revoker is a slow 10 turn clock, meaning that you kill with it in 10 turns.

There's a large part of magic players who are dedicated to this kind of slow kill.

Look up the weissman school of magic

The deck is toxic because a smart player knows he's dead, but he will still cling on to the game, just hoping he catches a break which he usually won't.

When decks like this reaches a certain level in competitive play people usually rage quit after they identify the deck.

Posted 16 January 2022 at 03:28


Well, isn't Mana Crypt too risky for such a slow clock? Then if an opponent puts a couple of creatures on the battlefield Crypts would get you I guess along with Brass and Confluence ??
Thoughtseize is gone from what I gather. I normally really go for these kinds of decks but I stick to modern

Posted 16 January 2022 at 15:08


I'm at modern to, and has been wondering about the three sol rings
But the overall strategy is pretty obvious.

I've seen adnauseam decks start to go aggro with simian spirit guide when their combo is gone.
Won't see that for a while though...

Posted 16 January 2022 at 19:38


The deck still needs some alterations so it's legal somewhere. It appears off vintage or legacy atm

Posted 17 January 2022 at 06:11


Kicking sadistic sacrament is a bit of a wet dream of mine tbh...

Posted 17 January 2022 at 06:12


I met a guy whose deck was made of all extraction cards legal in modern, and he had a lot of swamps as well and said he kicked it frequently.
It included discard to get the stuff in the graveyard.

Posted 17 January 2022 at 06:19


Now we've got Coffers but it's still a late game play that doesn't deal with the board... these decks struggle against good midrange, I made a deck with all discard as well, Crypt Incursion is the only thing that can keep it all together but it's not always enough.

Posted 17 January 2022 at 15:37


Have you tried a pinch of reanimator in it?

Posted 17 January 2022 at 18:57


It'll take delicate balancing with Crypt Incursion which I consider a must but it would be a weak direction against control decks, right? Perhaps you have stronger game against control anyways.
Do you have any links for good discard decks on Vault? I struggle to find anything decent tbh

Posted Tuesday at 18:49


Control can usually be dealt with through an attrition gameplan.

If my memory serves me right, user: theswarmer has always liked to design his decks around pox strategies.
He's been through orzhov, loam, rack builds and other stuff.

But you have to be carefull with discard, as there is a split in the game which sometimes make inquisition of kozilek weak.

Posted Tuesday at 21:01


True, that's when having unilateral discarding becomes less painful. I'll check him out, thanks man :)

Posted Wednesday at 15:29


No problem:)

Posted Wednesday at 15:34