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This being my 70th deck, I wanted to make it as odd of a tribal deck as possible. So here it is: Cows, or something similar, killing you with all their glorious bovine powers!
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This made me laugh. Not because its bad, but because of how stupid it is and that it makes sense.
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Congrats on 70 decks man! Thats a major accomplishment! This deck is hilarious for the reasons posted above. Thanks for helping me develop my decks on this site (I recently made one you might be interested in, it began as a joke but it is a pseudo-serious deck now, it is a 5-color Honden deck)
Oh yeah. I was laughing my ass off when building this thing. And it actually catches people off guard pretty suddenly. =] and I'll be sure to take a look at your deck ragged, I'm always glad to help.
I was thinking of putting in Overwhelming Stampede, because...well it's funny with the deck, but all of them basically already have trample, so what's the point?
COWS go moo.... Aurochs go PTAAAAAAAM
Isn't an Auroch a cow? Or at least something similar?
No aurochs are sheep related
Really? Ok wtf is an Auroch? Is it a real thing? And even so, I'm not changing the title to "BAAAAAAAAAA" =]
PTAAAAAAAM
and yeah its a very real thing, at least was. i'm not too sure now
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"The aurochs or urus (Bos primigenius), the ancestor of domestic cattle, was a type of huge wild cattle which inhabited Europe, Asia and North Africa, but is now extinct; it survived in Europe until 1627." Sha-bam! Cows. I know what I'm freakin' talking about. =]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAYHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHahHHAAMOOOOOHAhAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHALOLSOFUNNNYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's BOVINE! And not all bovine go moo. This one goes PTAAAAAAM!
XD Cows on the front page! AHAHAHA!
To be honest I am not sure what is more humilating...being overhelmed by a heard of cows...or loosing to a bunch of squirrels...haha wizards needs to bring back squirrels
Cows. I can totally picture being killed by squirrels. Those ****ers are mean!
But cows! ugh. The horror of REVENGE
It would either be, You're a mighty planeswalker with all these powers and you're summoning demons and dragons and destroying all, Then you see a herd of cows stampeding towards you and they trample over all the demons and dragons and angels and giant monsters you summoned, and all your powers and greatness was only to be destroyed by cows. Or you make some krakens and whales and massive beasts and then hoards of squirrels come towards you through the trees and then once they pass all that is left is some bones and acorns. :)
have you considered Beast Master's Ascension for this deck? Would be pretty amazing.
Sorry, Beastmaster Ascension.
mate this is mooOooo funny and you should be praised for your creativity like people have said the humilation of having there maruding rampqaging ravaging firebreathing flying musclebound demon dragon from doom deck destroyed by cattle !, cattle is also the theme that allows you to conbine the sheep related aurouchs with the beasty buffalo type stuff ! would you get away with rampaging baloths ? also still worth running the overwelming stampeed for the boost to power they get ! *ahh i see there all cows anyway well done you !
congrats surewhynot keep up the good work you are one of my favorite deck builders please check out my new "Thopter Edge" deck and of course you can comment and rate it thx in advance
Interesting.... I like it.... Themes are alot of fun... Please check out my decks and let me know what you all think.
I'm just throwing this out there...All these comments make my day, seriously. I usually make sure to check people's decks when they ask so nicely, but I've got friggin' finals right now...so they'll have to wait for the most part.
I liked it just because it was cows. Awesome bro. Awesome.
Lovin the cow theme. I might have to build this one for fun.
only 70? =P no but really i have more. =) and dknight27 has even more =0 i do like your ideas man keep it up. although im surprised your decks get liked so fast. and suspicious. buts its all good.
and actually im too lazy but it is possible to make a goat deck. why dont u try it for 80th?
I know you can make a goat deck, I just thought cows were funnier. Also, I already passed number 80 =]
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You are absolutely amazing!!! I love this deck :D I'm trying to build a legacy tournament deck, but my underworld puzzle got shut down hard during a trial tournament my friends made.
Haha right when I got into Magic the first deck I wanted to build was based on Aurochs, til my friend told me it was dumb and wouldn't work! Next you should build a goat token deck :D I want to beat someone with goats sooooo bad!
... Just noticed the comment about goat decks lol. Oops
Haha yeah if you want to see a very good goat tribal, check out my buddy DoTheWumpus's decks.
Wow that was... Interesting lol. On a totally different note, I really like the idea of an off turn deck that abuses the Flash mechanic to keep mana free to play counterspells and whatnot during your opponent's turn, possibly with Faeries! Have you built/seen anything like that?
Hahaha that's called Tempo, and fearies do it better than almost everything. I've made a number of Tempo decks. I'll post them here when I get a chance...kinda busy as of late =/
Sweet! Haha no hurry, I figure I'm not even done building your black sac deck yet so that plus goats should keep me plenty busy :) I'm just glad to know Tempo is a real thing!