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Don't forget D for dangalang.
I'm liking the hand-hate a lot.
Bloodline Keeper plus Dire Undercurrents equals free discard.

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Posted 13 April 2012 at 17:49 as a comment on Dimir's Oasis

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i take that back. It's not comedic at all. It's terrifying. EVERYTHING is guts D':

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Posted 13 April 2012 at 17:10 in reply to #247252 on Witchbane Werewolves

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Threw a poem on my rockin' Delver Salt Standard deck, because I always pitied the poor bastard.

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Posted 13 April 2012 at 11:00 as a comment on Witchbane Werewolves

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POEM rocks. Just enough a splash of comedy that I can believe it's an actual incantation by eldritch witches who have better things to do than write dramatic verse and just want the right syllable structure to catch a demon's ear.
ALSO, Huntsmaster rocks.
Moonmist synergy, as always.
AND DECIMATE. Hilarious fun card in multiplayer.

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Posted 13 April 2012 at 10:51 as a comment on Witchbane Werewolves

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If you build an Eldrazi deck with any humans (THAT WORKS >:0 ) i'll write an epic mix of painful tragedy and dark comedy. Tears will be shed. Or just Drazi. i don't like them, so i won't make it. and you're the only way my poems get seen :/

Sorry, dawg.

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Posted 12 April 2012 at 20:22 as a comment on as Lambs to the Slaughter...

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Men are fragile,
men are weak,
beseech my aid,
thy soul I keep.

Kein Sonne ihren scheint, (The sun doesn't shine for you)
tossed aside, the will divine,
Mine eldritch prophecies hold true
Cher *dear* Avacyn has deserted you.

But offer one, I'll take her place.
Power to trust in, to hold in faith.
One life will do - any at all.
Grant me my darkness, full in all.

To stand against das Endezeit, (The endtime)
Will you subvert your gods, your light?
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Follow me, mortals. It's nearing time.
The price is paid... THE POWER IS MIIIIIINE!

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Posted 12 April 2012 at 20:19 as a comment on as Lambs to the Slaughter...

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Doubling season makes you god.
It makes attractive women look... eh.
It makes a good day GREAT!

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Posted 11 April 2012 at 21:33 in reply to #246514 on Gilder Kraj

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Never even read it before.
INFINITELY REBOOTING DEATH.
genius.

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Posted 11 April 2012 at 12:12 as a comment on OMEGA WIN!

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my point exactly.
If you're not bound by standard, ZendoStrad vamps equals that shining woman at the end of the bar whose sweat smells like honey.

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Posted 10 April 2012 at 21:08 in reply to #246518 on Innistrad Vampires

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heh. I was expecting a poem for this lawl.
Cool humans. Rav is a finisher, i'm guessing. The foundation seems to be primarily humans and tokenpoopen for to sac.
Check out my buddeh THE_ANSWER 's Sorin: Ghostlord deck.

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Posted 10 April 2012 at 20:56 as a comment on as Lambs to the Slaughter...

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ahhh, you splashed B for the Master, huh?

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Posted 10 April 2012 at 18:20 as a comment on Rise of the Humans

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Rakiiiiiiiiish and Stromkirk equals Hilarious.
Captivating Vampire is better than OV in some cases, if you're not trying to stay within the set.
I made a ZendoStrad vamp deck based on similar principles.
Check it out
http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=318102

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Posted 10 April 2012 at 16:44 as a comment on Innistrad Vampires

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Blinding Mage.

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Posted 10 April 2012 at 16:42 as a comment on Rise of the Humans

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AHAHAHAHHAHHAHA!
NO MONEY AT ALLL!
HAHAHAHHAH!
that's so beautiful.
does it work 0____0 ?

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Posted 10 April 2012 at 16:41 as a comment on [Deck Challenge] Pauper

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Add Paradise mantle and Gilder Bairn can Infi-gen Counters.
My buddeh brought that to my attention. He launched a challenge for it.
I built a deck based on it.
Here it is.
http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=308060

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Posted 10 April 2012 at 16:40 as a comment on Gilder Kraj

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unless your buddies allow unlimited Proxies... God, holeh poop.
I feel like it's an insult to Wizards to even put such an insane number of Black Lotuses in a deck.

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Posted 10 April 2012 at 16:38 as a comment on WTF? 1-turn-win

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wut the...?

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Posted 10 April 2012 at 16:36 as a comment on WTF? 1-turn-win

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no Ashling.
Disappoint.

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Posted 10 April 2012 at 16:35 as a comment on Incaendium

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Beautifully engineered. Hilariously effective. Did you take this to a Tourney ever?

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Posted 10 April 2012 at 16:21 as a comment on charon's wrath

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and the meek shall inherit the Earth... and the strong will do terrible things to your throat and nostrils.

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Posted 10 April 2012 at 16:15 as a comment on lords of the earth

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