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This decks #1 purpose is to go so far beyond necessary it almost hurts the brain (its kind of a joke deck in a way)The #2 purpose is to be very relyable to do what it does (I am super ocd over relyability and must have it to its maximum levels in all my decks even the joke ones)& the #3 purpose is to do it all too fast for any sensible person to even notice what the hells going onNowhere on here is there any sort of defense against counterspells or burn or whatever, its a god damn retarded ass deck and fuck itIt all focusses on the infinite mana combo between Pili-pala & Grand architect, using that mana to either play staff of domination to set off infinite of all of its abilities most importantly the infinite draw cards and infinite life, once you draw Spawnsire of Ulamog you set off its ultimate ability & cast a literal TOTE of eldrazu cards onto the table (yes you must carry a tote of eldrazi cards with you whenever you play this deck & dump the entire thing onto the table just for pure halaritys sake) with casting emrakul you get to take another turn in which you dont just attack to win by a good 100x more than necessary but instead you set off the spawnsires ability again casting a second emrakul, yes they both die due to the legend rule but you can keep doing this infinite times to also take infinite turns cuz why the hell not?!?!?!Uses TONS cantrips to make sure im drawing WHAT I NEEDsylvan library lets me draw up to 3 cards a turn at the cost of petty life, pfffft who needs life, long as I have 1 the rest is just a resource like mana just waiting to be usedWorldly tutor allows me to search for any of the 3 cards I need to go off ( Pili-pala, grand architect, spawnsire of ulamog)Defense of the heart takes any remaining 2 of my combo pieces that I may be looking for from my deck & puts them directly into play& forbidden orchard helps you out when opponents are being un-cooperative with playing creatures to set off defense of the heartAll cards in sideboard are the ones that youll be dumping into play with spawnsire of ulamog (theoretically i can cast infinite cards only restricted by how many im willing to purchase & how many have been printed on earth hahahaha)sure after ive cast so many copies of the same legendary creature like Ulamog ill have to sac all but 1 due to legendary rule, but i still get to reap the benefits of their "when you cast" abilities, in Ulamogs case infinite Ulamogs is infinite destroy target permanent & emrakul is infinite turnsThrough my testing when uncontested im running a 75% rate of going off turn 4(Now thats what I call relyable & considerably fast, awe yah)Please any comments or suggestions or your take on the deck or any of its combos please comment below & remember fun is always the #1 requirement in this game
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Glad you see the humor in it, I cant wait to see the faces on ppl when I play this
Back to Basics destroys this deck.
Yup that it does but b2b costs 3 mana so quite likely I will b able to combo off before they can play it since I do usually go off between T3-5, also ive seen b2b played a whopping 0 times im much more worried about counterspells, lightning bolt or thoughtseize, but all in all this deck isnt meant to win any tournoments its just sopposed to do the biggest most ridiculous thing I could think ofIf I just want to straight up win ill use my painters grind deck