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What's your favorite flavor text? Suggestions are suggested if you include a card make sure you know the correct edition as different editions have different I'll start it out with the flavor yet of grizzly bears As I do not readily have a computer on me I'll stop addin to te deck and allow this to become a forum style input thank you
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coat of arms ( exodus ) - Hup, two, three, four dunno how to count no more Lava axe ( urza's legacy ) - catch Filigree fracture ( conflux ) - The sphinx tyrannized Bant until a rhox mage tested the hardiness of her shiny parts. 3 of the best
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Definitely Werebear, from Odyssey.
Lol so far the bears are winning I like werebears and grizzly bears best
It really isnt funny, but phyrexian hulk used to have pretty bad ass flavor text: "It doesn't think, it doesn't feel, it doesn't laugh or cry. All it does from dusk til dawn is make the soldiers die."
Wave of Indifference, Gorilla Titan, and Goblin Grenade (from M12)
Fodder Cannon (8th Core) Step 1: Find your cousin. Step 2: Get your cousin in the cannon. Step 3: Find another cousin.
used to make that joke allllllllllll the time when my cuz used to play. i kinda wish sometimes i really could have done what it said hahaha
Searing Spear, M-13. Sorin's Vengeance, M-12. Mindcrank, NPH. Phantasmal Bear, M-12. Etc...
Mind sculpt Your mind was a curious mix of madness and genius. I just took away the genius.
personally this is my fav and probly the best one to me. Dragon Mage "You'll bend to my will-with or without your precious sanity." >:D
Niv-Mizzet, Goblin Gardener, Thoughtpicker Witch.
Ach! Hans, run! it's the Lhuuuuuuuurrrgoooooooyyyyyf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Telepathy sounds good.
DEEP ANALYSIS. The original favorite flavor text.
Diabolic Tutor 8th edition reminds me of when i told my brothers what to do
Phyrexian Hulk It doesn't think. It doesn't feel. It doesn't laugh or cry. All it does from dusk till dawn Is make the soldiers die.
Manabarbs "I don't know why people say a double-edged sword is bad. It's a sword. With two edges." —Kamahl, pit fighter
Disentomb "I deal so often in rotting corpses that when I come across the freshly dead . . . why, it's like my birthday come early." —Nevinyrral, necromancer Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth "Yawgmoth's corpse is a wound in the universe. His foul blood seeps out, infecting the land with his final curse." —Lord Windgrace
m13 disentomb
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Scathe Zombies "They groaned, They stirred, they all uprose nor spake nor moved their eyes. it had been strange even in a dream to have seen those dead men rise." Laughing hyena Canyon Minotaur Ib half heart goblin tactician Baron Sengir (FTW) Intimidation Tormented Angel Smallpox Lord of the Pit I could keep going on but i can't Oh and for those of you who dont recpgnize these cards off the top of ur head u should be ashamed xD jk here ya go http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Default.aspx
Off the top of my head I recognize ib half heart the canyon Minotaur and lord of the pit
Fling, from M12. About halfway to the target, Snukk vowed he had been tricked for the last time Stitcher's Apprentice Goblin Arsonist M12 Goblin Grenade M12 Lots of goblins have funny flavor text
"I see a great victory and rivers of blood. And . . . hmm, looks like a spleen." —Grishnak (Goblin Soothsayer)
I like flavor text from Vexing Devil-AR and Switcheroo-M13....
http://magiccards.info/query?q=hatred&v=card&s=cname Hatred has the best flavor
My mate used to read these two out every time he pulled one back in the day. Fighting drake and air elemental 7th ed. my actual favourite is of course lava axe though (with werebear in second)!
Orcish Artillery "So they want to kill my men? Well two can play at that game."
Enormous Baloth "Its diet consists of fruits, plants, small woodland animals, large woodland animals, woodlands, fruit groves, fruit farmers, and small cities."
Deflection Up and down, over and through,back around—the joke's on you. I used to sing that song after my opponent played someting but before playing it... They were so pissed :-B
Deflection from Ice age
Near-death Experience - Have 1 life on upkeep to win. "Lands ravaged, cities in ruins, so many lives sacrificed, and yet there was no other word for it but victory."
if I may: avatar of slaughter, commander. so sugesting! This challenge is delicious, thank you tolking!
My two favorite flavor texts are Last Word from Darksteel, and Raging Goblin. Last Word: "Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you." Raging Goblin: He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged. I even made a custom playmat that had the artwork of Glimpse the Unthinkable with Raging Goblins Flavor text. So those are my two favs :)
Love the text for Raging goblin lol
Im not too crazy about those quotes...But the idea of Glimpse's art with Raging Goblins text...That sounds freakin awesome! the quote Fit so much better than Raging Goblin!
Goblin Deathraiders (Shards of Alara) Flavor: Every once in a while, when they aren't getting incinerated in lava, crushed under rock slides, or devoured by dragons, goblins experience moments of unmitigated glory in battle.
Sizzle 8 edition is one of my favorites. "Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire." —Jaya Ballard, task mage
hatred exodus "I will flay the skin from your flesh and the flesh from your bones and scrape your bones dry. And still you will not have suffered enough." —Greven il-Vec, to Gerrard
Redirect M12 "It's actually quite simple, but since you've only recently begin to walk upright it will take some time to explain." Jace Beleren to Garruk Wildspeaker
Dude that's nice deck. Can you give advice to this deck: http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=366745 Thanks. And i love sorin lord of innistard
Most epic text of all time in my opinion Volrath the Fallen (Nemesis) "I stepped out. I did not step down." Also each of the Nephilim from Guildpact had some cool flavor text.
Elixir of Vitality Mirage "Eternal life or your money back." —Unnamed Suq'Ata merchant, deceased
Deity of Scars Just cause its a "in soviet russia" joke.
Bound in Silence, Future Sight: "A fight put off forever is already won"
Fortunately, hill giants have large blind spots in which a human can easily hide. Unfortunately, these blind spots are beneath the bottoms of their feet. - Hill Giant, 10th Core Slow and steady may not always win the race, but at least it doesn't end up splattered on the walls. - Overeager Apprentice, Odyssey They're got claes as long as your arm. And they're grouchy. Really, Really, grouchy. - Grizzly Bears. 7th Core Don't worry about provoking grizzly bears; they come that way. - Grizzly Bears, Portal Don't try to outrun one of Dominaria's grizzlies; it'll catch you, knock you down, and eat you. Of course, you could run up a tree. In that case you'll get a nice view before it knocks the tree down and eats you. - Grizzly Bears, 9th Core (Starting to see a Trend of cool quotes here? I Am) I wouldn't stand in front of that wurm, son. 'Course, I wouldn't stand behind it neither. In fact, standing anywhere near that wurm's not much of a plan. Running, now that's a plan! - Spined Wurm, 9th Core Your attack had been rendered harmless. It is, however, quite pretty - Counterspell, Mercadian Masques If they move, kill them. In fact, kill one now to make sure the other understands - Intimidation, Mercadian Masques When Urza asked the Viashino what it did, they answered: 'It hums." - Thran Turbine, Urza's Saga For them, the only honorable death is one that leaves a crater - Bloodfire Dwarf, Apocalypse And I Totally Agree! The dead make good soldiers. They can't disobey orders, they never surrender, and they don't stop fighting when a random body part falls off. - Drudge Skeletons, 9th Core I like goblins. they make funny little popping sounds when they die. - Skirk Prospector, Onslaught After an hour in the hidey-hole, Squee seriously pondered the advantages of danger over boredom. - Hidden Retreat, Stronghold Before I hire new recruits, I test how long they can hold their breath. You'd be surprised how often it comes up - Smother, Worldwake To the camp, it was a fierce and loyal protector. To the sentry's youngest daughter, it would always be her "Wuv Muffin - Patrol Hound, Odyssey But then . . . oh, but . . . which means . . . which would lead to . . . exactly" - Train Of Thought, Guildpact After breaking free from the Riptide Project, the slivers quickly adapted to life on Otaria, much to the dismay of life on Otaria - Blade Sliver, Legions It doesn't need to use it's venom, it just needs you to know it can - Toxin Sliver, Legions Species XR17 feeds upon the mental energies of its victims, this explains why the goblins remained unaffected - Synapse Sliver, Legions All Auriok children know the tale, "Volgri, and the Long Day of Squashing - Nuisance Engine, Mirrodin The enemy has been destroyed, sir. So have the forest, the city, your palace, your dog . . - Obliterate, 8th Core Ok...Thats it. Im only going to waste 5 hours or so finding these....I hate being so competitive. I saw more posts and i said to myself "Self, You have to put up more cool flavor text than anyone else."....So i tried.
Duress M13 "Don't worry. I'm not going to deprive you of all your secrets. Just your most precious one." —Liliana Vess 7th "Change your mind, or I'll change it for you."
Delete "Ach! Hans, Run!" and add Lhurgoyf. Hanya obviously meant for you to put Lhurgoyf because "Ach! Hans, Run!" doesn't have a flavor text.
Gruul Nodorog Petting the nodorog —Gruul expression meaning "making a really big mistake"
"Take the bridge, men! Victory! Victory! is ou— Retreat! RETREAT" Killer Instinct - Guildpact
Thought Eater: http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewCard_Popup.aspx?CardName=Thought%20Eater&Edition=ODY&Print=1 "The first memory it sucks out of you is how to get rid of it." Sounds like my wife.
Pyroclasm pyroclasm has my favorite quote of all time
i lime niv-mizzet out of return to ravnica
Inspiration, from Return to Ravnica"Day 31: I finally succeeded in my time reversal experiment!"Day 30: I might have a problem here."—Journal of the Prime Izmagnus