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One thing. Where is Razor Boomerang :D
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Sideboarded ;)
i......... dont get it.
They took the worst rated cards ever and put them in a deck that literally couldn't operate because there is almost no land. And that is about all there is to it.
*eye twitches*
It's not complete without North Star.
I don't know, I'm seeing some small amount of love on <a href="http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Discussion.aspx?multiverseid=1415">North Star's Gatherer Discussion page</a>. It sucks, but is it *the worst*?
If you are making a deck of the WORST CARDS EVER, then you are missing: Angel's Feather Demon's Horn Kraken's Eye Dragon's Claw Basilisk's Tooth 'Cos let's face it. They're shit cards
They are, but Wizard's prints those shit cards that like those, and the Staff of the Magus' every year. If you added them all, it's be out right too much to handle.
The Staff of the Magus or whatever they're called are better than the cards I mentioned The staffs can be OK for beginners, until they learn how to make a deck, but the other things are just terrible Yeah, Wizards ALWAYS reprint those cards but I don't know of anything worse
Those could qualify for yet another shitty deck, but I'm not sure if they are <em>the worst</em>.
Clue stones
True, but there are worse things out there
agreed .... drown in filth
Have you ever played Golgari? They're ALL ABOUT the graveyard. If you want a standard reanimate, you play Golgari!
ok , i'll reconsider the card
Scornful Egotist isn't that bad. Scourge had a few cards that dealt with the highest CMC card you you get X. You could put that out for pretty cheap and use it to your advantage.
8 mana 1/1 with morph yeah, real great
You're missing the point. It's a card that costs 3 to play, with a CMC of 8. There's cool synergies you can play with there. It's not the best card ever printed, but it's a card that a smart player can pull cool combos with. Think about Rush of Knowledge, or Dispersal Shield in the context of this guy.
Mayve I'm just ignorant because I don't play Vintage/Legacy, but were you see a combo, I see a perfectly good waste of mana and deckspace
The game isn't always about making the perfect deck. Sometimes it's about doing something awesome. There was a cool article somebody from Wizards wrote ages back, where they said they made cards like Scornful Egoist and Goblin Test Pilot to see what cool combos players would come up with. It's a "this card's got an average costing cost but a HUGE CMC, now go you beautiful lunatics, and do something with it," sorta deal.
Goblin test pilot is 3 mana and not bad Scornful Egotist has a CMC of 6 for his ego alone
How are you getting 6 for a CMC?Thanks for StrategicMuffinExhausted for mentioning the cards I was talking about.
Simple, Scornful Egotist is an 8 mana 1/1 with morph I'd think that a card like that would only cost 2 mana, not 8
He has no ability, his strength is his CMC and the ability to get to the battlefield for half the cost.
Guys it's best not to talk abou- ALL HAIL THE GREAT LORD EGOTIST
Wrong, wrong amd even MORE wrong Here is Scornful Egotist: Card Information Creature-Wizard 1/1, 7U Card Rules Morph {U} (You may play this face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.) Taked DIRECTLY from the card information/link.
Bro I don't know how you're missing this. "Morph {U} (You may play this face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)"" play this face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}."" play this ... 2/2 ... {3}.""PLAY THIS ... {3}."I really don't know how I can make it any more clear. It costs {3} to cost, the morph cost is {U}. The CMC is 8, but if you're casting it for its full cost, you're doing something wrong.
Where's Chimney Imp?!
It's not all that bad.
Yeah sorry Snake, doesn't qualify.
You've forced me to do this- Pale Moon. You can tap for COLORLESS mana. Rare quality.(Only with non-basic lands though)And if that doesn't tickle your fancy then look at One With Nothing.
Pale moon is actually a fantastic control card. If you know that your opponent is running a lot of non basic lands, then it makes most of them pretty much useless. Which prevents them from casting spells, for lack of the right colored mana.
what happened to zombie goliath... the classic terrible card.
Classic. Sideboarded.
So I see a lot of sub-par cards, but not the worst in the game. No camel?, or leeches? Or perhaps ruinous minotaur?
I don't know dude, apparently people like <a href="http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=189624">Ruinous Minotaur</a>. It combos with <a href="http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Countryside%20Crusher">Countryside Crusher</a>.
It seems like a pretty sketchy combo. But it does make the card usable I guess. Personally I still don't think it is worth sacrificing a bunch of lands for it. Perhaps if you built a whole deck around that concept, to lessen the negative impact it has on you... It could be interesting I guess. Although I do have to note that my suggestions are bad as individual cards. Some of the cards on this list are very useful if put into the right deck. :)
Don't forget to add Groundskeeper/Crucible of Worlds in there. The combo makes much more sense when you add them into the equation.
Yes, I understand how to build around it, but it just seems like a lot of work for very little payoff is all. That is what I mean by sketchy. It works, but it is almost too slow to be competitive. Sure it is fun in casual though.
It's missing chimney imp :p
are you kidding me? chimney imp is amazing!
Oh right, sorry I thought this was the BEST deck ever made. I was wondering why it was also missing storm crow then
STORM CROW for the WIN!!!!!!!!
storm crow isnt actually that bad
Yeah, it is just vanilla is all. A 1/2 flyer for cheap.
you forgot vizzerdrix!
VIZZERDRIX IS THE BEST CARD EVER PRINTED. YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH. lol.....
I've seen better
oh, i have the most amazing combo for this deck: zombie goliath, enchanted with primal visitation! a 7/6 haste for 10 mana! wow!
This deck makes me laugh! XD Nicely done!
Thanks Soltur. ;)
No problem. I dare someone to run this deck! XDDWhat about Fleshmad Steed?
mudhole?
I guess when running a mill deck, Mudhole could protect against Elixir of Immortality? It's red though, and who has a red mill deck? Sideboarded.
HAHA mudhole...where will YOU be when diarrhea hits lol
I had a red mill deck: Burn with Mindcrank. Funny shit, but not very good
haha nice!
Razortip Whip lol...*shudders*
why was it ever an uncommon? i thought wizzards would have learnt by then.
Rod of Ruin and Telim'Tor's Darts are probably worse!
It's not THAT bad, helped me quite a bit at the pre-release
Razor boomerang is way worse than all of them.
TURE, TURE, TRUE
idk i think rod of ruin is turrible. 7 initial mana to do 1 damage and 3 every other time.
Yes,but it is cheaper than the boomerang in the long run,and easier to use too. It is 7 for the initial damage, but only 3 for each damage after. The boomerang is 5 each time, AND you have to have a creature out.
yeah, it is the WORST DECK EVER MADE!!!!GOOD JOB MAN.
Thanks dude :D
Funny, I had an idea where my friend should also make a terrible (but playable) deck and we can see who can win with the worst deck.
Aladin's ring ! Please look at my knight deck and leave comments. :)
@julian123 I can't see your knight deck! Is it listed?
Yes, I don't know why you can't see it. :)
I want to see this up against Not-so-budget deck (http://www.mtgvault.com/adamantian/decks/not-so-budget-deck/), see who wins. :D
MAINBOARD Razor Boomerang!!
Agreed. Razorwhip is much better that that Isn't it like 5 mama for 1 damage including equiping costs?
Crazed goblin? Far from good but far from the worst too..... They can be useful with boggart shenanigans.... Plus it's a one drop, one mountain isn't that big of a waste.