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Revamped, and so funny. I love it. Basically, turn one or two solidified. Happy losing!
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LOL! this is hilarious!
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Prepare to meet my death! Funny as I like it.
This deck is hilarious.
I would love to build this deck!
Intervention Pact, Pact of Negation, Pact of the Titan, Slaughter Pact and Summoner's Pact. Nuff said.
you should add vendetta in here too. kill your own stuff, and lose life for it. :)
Jayden GREAT cards, super funny, but they only culminate in a turn two loss! NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR THIS GUY. hahahaha
Lol... :)
Oh my god, that is hilarious! I absolutely love it. Great creativity!
ok it works but that is more like a 3 turn winner cuz the dark ritual costs 1 and the card you would need costs 5 and the ritual gives 3 unless you git the lotus petals out you would have to sit for at lest 3 turns. i mean it is a good deck dont git me wrong you know it is good i like it i would use it in a heart beat.
I got it on turn 2 a few times, with the sample hands.
it would be even more entertaininf of a turn 1 big man won you the game....you are a master of your own destiny!! would love any imput on my sexy beast deck. Deck link: http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck
draw 20 hands and didnt get it once :(
hahahahaahhah
lol, pulled it. :) that is just funny. :) Wonder how this got to 1st spot.
Good job making a fun and complex game not fun anymore. Use more broken combos plox!
who put salt in your sugar bowl? Why do you think that just because he buit a different deck than normal, (I.E. a deck that intends to make it's player lose) that it can't be fun? I mean come on, wouldn't it be funny to see your oponents face when you bust out a turn 1 loss on purpose? (casual play, of coure.) if you want to see that he is serious about having a good game, and deck, then lookat the sorin deck2 slots down on the front page.
Oh I make it a point to not support people who intend to make the game not fun. Winning in 1 turn. Not fun, winning in 2-3 just fine cause at least the other person gets a chance to actually do something as opposed to getting rolled cause of broken combos in one turn. These people shouldn't get medals or recognition. Especially when they aren't even being clever. Excuse me while I go look at decks that are fun to play against.
you do realiaze that this deck makes you LOSE in 1 turn right? not win... I am confused.
Just to be clear: 1 swamp= 1 mana. 1 dark ritual. (1-1+3=3) another dark ritual (3-1+3=5) It can easily be done on turn one. you just need two dark rituals. I mean, it isn't fool proof, but it is freakin funny.
why do you guys keep making these decks? make a deck we can actually use guys, i mean come on. >:(
leteor1, just meant to be light hearted man. I speak for most of us when I say that we are CONSTANTLY building tournament decks, constantly trying to tweak and experiment. It's nice to just build a fun deck and relax and find some humor in the game! Magic is fun! It isn't always about kicking butt. sometimes it's about remember that when we first started playing, we ALL thought that the dragons were cool, you know? I don't want to lose that fun mentality I used to have.
well put. :)
A truly undefeated deck. Well done
Yeah, ok guys. Enough with the alt-boosting, you're not impressing anyone.
??? that is pointed at...?
Took me about ten hands to even pull a turn 2 win lol
I personaly think its hilarious! I mean seriously! Who puts together a deck that's supposed to lose. If it was standard legal id take it to my tourney spot. Just to confuse people. Mwaaaa haha!!
Who puts together a deck that supposed to lose? Me, for one. I got sort of tried of seeing joke decks that claimed to be amazing and contained only Storm Crows or Camels and the occassional Bone Saw. So I set out to make the "World's Worst Deck" built so that almost any card you played would force you to lose by turn 2 at the latest and with a "lucky" draw by turn 1. Check it out at World's Worst Deck Deck link: http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=194349 Cfybbdrummer has just added 4x Immolating Souleater 4x Trespassing Souleater as new ways to lose and that after taking a suggestion from clancy.oshannessy Still it is an amusing deck even if the idea is not orginal to Cfybbdrummer. MTG vault needs a little humor now and then to lighten the tone of all the serious analysis that goes on and which I am often most guilty of doing.
Tallyaeon, Look at my other deck then, if this one is so offensive. That one is tournament quality. I apologize for not doing so with this one. Jayden Cruickshank1, I do not alt-boost with either of these decks. any people who have commented on these decks I do not know. I do not expect front page decks, I don't care. It is awesome that it happened, and quite an honor to have had 2 in a row, but that was coincidence and likely to not ever to happen again. Looks like I need to make a comment on the top about this deck. I am very confused at the ill will towards me having funny. (I assume it is the whole timmy vs. spike argument talked about in mtg articles)
use imolating soulearter and trespassing souleater are both more effective then what you are useing
clancy, you are very right. amen.
If it had Storm Crow and Bone Saw, it would be a one turn win.
love the revamp. :) Lol.
SPIRITS RULE! Feedback Needed thanks. Deck link: http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=328344
everybody loves losing :) heres my angelic warrior deck. http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=328694
I could use some feed-back on my artifact deck please! http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=327162 The rest of my decks are pretty cool too, and my elf deck is pure evil. Thanks!!
+1 for suicide! Pretty funny combo. I don't consider this a 'stupid deck' since its actually quite clever imho. Check out my demon/devils deck if you have time! http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=329995
U/R Vampires Need Feedback Thanks. Deck link: http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=316019
Losing once is easy. Losing 5 times at the beginning of your second upkeep is where it's at.
XD XD XD im with this guy!!!
This is pretty funny. 4 blk lotus' and you gat it np =P I dont know why everyone has sand in their vagina about a FUN card game. I cant stand magic players that slave a sweat bullets over tourny decks theyre not winning with. Its a game stop being a jerk off.YOUR NOT GETTING ANYMORE PUSSY THAN YOU WERE AFTER YOU MADE THE "WORLD BEST DECK" Like!
Sorry about my earlier post, it just appeared that you are a troll because of your shitty deck idea and that the majority of the comments on this deck have 1 like (which is what trolls do when they have multiple accounts). I didn't mean to offend you if I did =(
hey bud don't worry about it! Yea this deck was just for fun. Believe me, I am a hardcore standard guy. this is just a freakin' funny switch up for me. Gotta take the game lightly every once in a while! I appreciate your apology, but no worries at all, no hard feelings at all. Not a troll, just a fun loving magic guy that looks like a troll. -CW
I like this deck. However I think the turn 2 loss is a bit slow. You really want a T1 loss. Why dont you try getting rid of the pacts and works something like ornithropter, shield sphere, infernal plunge and lashwraith (mayby with mox diamond) in together for a higher chance of a T1 loss?
neoj01 you do have a turn one loss here, very simple. 1. swamp, dark ritual, immolating. dead. or 2. swamp, lotus petal, immolating. dead. or swamp, dark ritual, trespassing, dead. The pacts just guarantee a loss. haha
This sh.t is crazy :)) ... U made me laugh!!
needs moar storm crow. that way you can lose through a bad hand if not through seppuku
LOL! Love the deck :] Can anybody help with my decks? Deck link: http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=339745 Deck link: http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=340096
The Pact cards Paired with Platinum Angels wouldn't be a bad idea for another deck though!!
Random thought... You should totally throw 4 city of brass in here. :)