Awsome flavor texts.

by clancy.oshannessy on 16 November 2011

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Funniest deck ever, technicly is a deck (has land)
If u have anything you want me to add tell me but dont be supprised if i dosent make the deck as i have allredy gone over my limet and from now on will have to take out cards to put others in.

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Deck discussion for Awsome flavor texts.

Goblin Gardener. Love that one.

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Posted 16 November 2011 at 23:53

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Wave of Indifference =]

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Posted 16 November 2011 at 23:56

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Came here to recommend Wave of Indifference, silly SWN beat me to it.

I feel like Goblin-related cards have the best--for my contribution, choose between Slaughter Cry, Impending disaster, or Airdrop Condor.

Non-Goblin suggestion is Razor Pendulum.

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Posted 02 December 2011 at 02:22

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Null Rod is pretty awesome.

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Posted 17 November 2011 at 00:03

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Null Rod is pretty awesome.

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Posted 17 November 2011 at 00:10

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Ib Halfheart, Goblin Tactician

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Posted 28 November 2011 at 11:12

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Bloodmark Mentor

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Posted 28 November 2011 at 11:39

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counterspell. tempest version

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Posted 28 November 2011 at 16:28

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Posted 29 November 2011 at 21:11

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Bronze Bombshell

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Posted 29 November 2011 at 21:14

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Hurly-Burly
Marisi's Twinclaws
Uthden Troll
Spined Wurm

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Posted 30 November 2011 at 06:27

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pacifism,
tormented priah (need to see both sides)
maniac vandal, ( :) REALLY funny )

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Posted 30 November 2011 at 08:33

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mental misstep
celestial purge (m11 version)

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Posted 30 November 2011 at 11:02

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Goblin bushwhacker


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Posted 30 November 2011 at 12:27

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Goblin bushwhacker has no flavor text

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Posted 30 November 2011 at 23:13

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not on the actual card no... but on the spoiler list...

http://mtgsalvation.com/printable-zendikar-spoiler.html

"I'm gonna let you finish, but Goblin Guide is one of the best Goblins of all time.
OF ALL TIME."

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Posted 01 December 2011 at 10:38

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i still cant add him

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Posted 01 December 2011 at 23:13

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i still cant add him

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Posted 01 December 2011 at 23:46

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goblin guide/piledriver then -.-

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Posted 02 December 2011 at 12:35

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incinerate! i can't believe nobody mentoned that yet hahah

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Posted 30 November 2011 at 20:56

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yavimaya wurm from urza's legacy

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Posted 30 November 2011 at 21:30

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goblin offensive

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Posted 30 November 2011 at 22:05

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Lux Cannon.

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Posted 30 November 2011 at 22:12

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Niv-mizzet

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Posted 30 November 2011 at 22:47

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Avatar of Slaughter, so bad ass

also, Keldon Warlord

Wicked art and top five favorite flavor text of all time

What if they threw a war, and everybody came?

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Posted 30 November 2011 at 23:13

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lava axe from m10 and portal

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Posted 01 December 2011 at 00:02

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Goblin Grenade and Fling

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Posted 01 December 2011 at 00:06

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Demonspine Whip, Enormous Baloth

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Posted 01 December 2011 at 00:54

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Also, M12 Redirect.

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Posted 01 December 2011 at 00:59

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unsummon m11

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Posted 01 December 2011 at 01:31

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Doomed Necromancer (Onslaught)
Monstrous Growth ;) (starter 2000)

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Posted 01 December 2011 at 02:18

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bog serpent

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Posted 01 December 2011 at 02:22

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sizzle
patrol hound
reparations
foul imp
skirk prospector
obliterate
hunted dragon
fodder cannon
brightstone ritual
skyshroud poacher
goblin welder
hatred
orcish artillery
wall of spears
last word
aven augur

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Posted 01 December 2011 at 02:32

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Necrogen Scudder

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Posted 01 December 2011 at 03:08

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woodland cemetary

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Posted 01 December 2011 at 03:57

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Jinxed Idol, both from Tempest and M11.

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Posted 01 December 2011 at 10:38

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Delver of Secrets / Insectile Aberration

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Posted 01 December 2011 at 14:59

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elite inquisitor
feeling of dread
army of the damned
bump in the night
moldgraf monstrosity

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Posted 01 December 2011 at 15:28

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Smite - Stronghold version

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Posted 01 December 2011 at 16:31

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primeval titan
rooftop storm

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Posted 01 December 2011 at 16:40

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dispatch------------------------

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Posted 01 December 2011 at 18:13

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Werebear!!

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Posted 01 December 2011 at 19:43

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I'm stuck with a conundrum, I've been unable to get over how awesome the flavor text for the reprint of Smallpox is, but Spell Pierce and Reanimate are both equally awesome in my eyes.

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Posted 01 December 2011 at 21:40

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One of my favorite is Simian Spirit Guide. Really, anything with Jaya Ballard, but this might be my favorite by her.

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Posted 01 December 2011 at 22:28

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Dragon Appeasement.

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Posted 02 December 2011 at 01:15

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Radha, Heir to Keld. Morbid but funny nonetheless

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Posted 02 December 2011 at 01:26

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Dragon Whelp too

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Posted 02 December 2011 at 01:28

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CREEPY DOLL.....

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Posted 02 December 2011 at 02:15

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Not quite flavor text, but Maelstrom Wanderer has the most epic rules text ever.

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Posted 02 December 2011 at 02:23

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there's no card called Maelstrom Wanderer on the database but even if there was i wouldnt add it, this deck is for flavor, not rules.

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Posted 02 December 2011 at 04:53

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there's no card called Maelstrom Wanderer on the database but even if there was i wouldnt add it, this deck is for flavor, not rules.

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Posted 02 December 2011 at 04:55

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Its the new Planechase card. See mtgs

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Posted 03 December 2011 at 03:18

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how do i put it in?

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Posted 04 December 2011 at 00:46

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Worldslayer (2012 core set) is definite option.

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Posted 02 December 2011 at 02:38

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Another for werebear. It's pure awesomesauce.

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Posted 02 December 2011 at 04:33

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love niv mizzet! :)

you can add, train of thought, i think that's pretty cool.

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Posted 02 December 2011 at 08:13

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HATRED IS a must

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Posted 02 December 2011 at 12:07

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Killer Instinct
Scrambleverse

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Posted 02 December 2011 at 12:10

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Abyssal Persecutor.

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Posted 02 December 2011 at 13:59

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I kinda like Doomed Traveler

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Posted 03 December 2011 at 02:39

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near-death experience!! oh the hilarity.

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Posted 03 December 2011 at 02:50

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Posted 03 December 2011 at 03:05

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Goblin cannon
Ludvigs test subject and its flip side

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Posted 03 December 2011 at 18:36

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I like the flavor text on spellbreaker behemoth. "Some think its immunity to countermagic evolved because of the constant mage attacks on Naya. I think it just ate a bunch of wizards."

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Posted 03 December 2011 at 20:25

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LAVA AXE is my favorite! My friends know when I get it in my hand when I start giggling!

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Posted 04 December 2011 at 05:04

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Sphinx of the Steel Wind, duh. Doesn't get any more ominously badass than that!

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Posted 04 December 2011 at 08:40

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Noggle Birdgebreaker.

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Posted 04 December 2011 at 11:27

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Lava spray. Overkill?

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Posted 05 December 2011 at 17:43

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the search doesnt think lava spray exists

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Posted 05 December 2011 at 23:12

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pathrazer of ulamog! :)

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Posted 07 December 2011 at 07:47

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Manamorphose

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Posted 08 December 2011 at 08:15

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Aura Graft :D

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Posted 09 December 2011 at 11:41

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I vote Chub Toad!!

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Posted 09 December 2011 at 19:56

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Manor Gargoyle
Kazuul Warlord
Daring Apprentice
Boar Umbra
Entangling Vines
Vizzerdriz......
Acorn Catapult
Lightmine Field
Demonmail Hauberk
Trained Orgg

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Posted 15 December 2011 at 00:24

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Rathi Dragon - Tempest version

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Posted 09 January 2012 at 11:10

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Stone-Throwing Devils pl0x.

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Posted 19 March 2012 at 02:09

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goblin sledder. has one of the best flavor texts ever

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Posted 12 June 2012 at 14:07

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