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This deck is open for ideas, I wanna make a deck that slowly and painfully drains your opponents life until they are withered husky of a player.
Stab them and watch them slowly bleed to death...
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Bleed decks are traditionally B/W for good reason and Orzhov is the guild of bleeding everything dry. Extort is your friendly life-leaching mechanic. :D While the walls are a nice idea, you don't really need blue to make this deck work. :) You could ACTUALLY even just stick to mono-black, if you don't want to play white.My thoughts? Drop all creatures except for the Hired Torturer and replace them with Extort creatures. If you want to get the most out of Shrieking Affliction, replace the Stab Wounds with some discard. Also, Contaminated Ground and Doom Blade are going to backfire on you every time you play against another black deck. Either switch them out for more discard/other kill spells, or have something in your sideboard to deal with black. :)EDIT: Ooo! Almost forgot. Gray Merchant of Asphodel from Theros wants to be your best friend. 8D
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Gray Merchant doesn't want to be your friend! It want's to be your secret lover!!! If you want to make it doubly effective, Disciple of Phenax and Desecration Demon. All possible sideboard options.
Sphere of Safety! It keeps you safe! (no duh right?)4 sphere of safety2 blind obedience (instead of hired torturer)and you get to stare your opponent down as you bleed him to death and he can't touch you!
Sphere of Safety is awful pricey on the mana side, though, especially if you're not running heavy enchantment. I agree on including Blind Obedience in there somewhere, though I'll leave it to DD to pick what he would want to switch out. :3EDIT: I'm a little slow, apparently, and forgot that he's HEAVY into enchantments. LOL Yes, Sphere of Safety might be a good choice for protection.
I agree with you completely (the torturer was a suggestion, sorry if it sounded like a demand). Sphere is super expensive! 6 mana for an enchantment that has almost no affect by itself? ridiculous! but in a deck thats already running 19 enchantments. . . its looking pretty good. he can easily stall to that point, and do you know what happens turn 6? say you have 3 enchantments out previously, now you drop sphere, thats 4 per creature he attacks with. slows aggro a lot. and turn 7? well if he can drop another sphere its now 10 per creature! more enchantments just make it harder and harder for any damage to get through, while you can continuously extort for a win. Its weakness is it is really expensive, but I would say the rewards are worth it (in my opinion of course)
ghostly prison instead of sphere of safety
Once again, not standard.
im gonna bow out then. i have no idea whats allowed in standard, i just play table matches
im confused what shrieking affliction is for, you have no discard in the deck? also, Sleeper Agent, Contaminated Bond, Warp Artifact.
None of those suggestions are standard.
It's mainly for the later game. Like HotPoloPlayer said I am trying to keep it standard. Considering i'm going to be sitting there at the FNM table, laughing maniacally as they slowly loose their life, i'd like to run shrieking affliction for when it goes into the late game. It also can dual as some form of control sometimes.example:Do I play this card this turn? If I do I take 3 damage next upkeep. But If I dont X could happen to me instead.
it's also a great, cheap-to-play permanent that u can extort off of
why do you even have white just replace it with thought seize and some other discard spells
Extort Baby
Hey yall what do you think about senguine bond?
you have it tagged as dimir, i think you mean orzhov
Suture PriestBump in the NightPierce StriderSoul BleedCould work well in here!
u should put linkin park as a deck tag.