Punish me

by DoTheWumpus on 05 December 2012

Main Deck (99 cards)

Sideboard (1 card)

Creatures (1)

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Deck Description

this deck is dirty, and i love it. :D

How to Play

play enough lands to get zo-zu on the field, then switch to playing your alternative mana sources and damage boosters. very quickly you will be at a point where you do not need to play any more lands. when you get to this point, do not play any more lands unless you have to. the deck is designed to make your opponents take damage from simply playing the game, so just keep the pressure going and watch their life totals drop like a brick! :)

Deck Tags

  • EDH
  • Pressure
  • Zo-Zu
  • Pudding
  • Aggro

Deck at a Glance

Social Stats

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Mana Curve

Mana Symbol Occurrence

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Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Not Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for Punish me

Storm Cauldron and Ghost Quarter are so trolly hahaha =P

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Posted 06 December 2012 at 02:08

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this deck is dirty...and its exactly how i imagined my zo-zu deck going...im stealing this hahahah

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Posted 08 December 2012 at 08:07

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thank you for the compliment! :) by all means steal it.

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Posted 08 December 2012 at 22:11

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Hahahaha, I just looked at Tambor's Zo-Zu deck, and all it is is a link to this one! XD

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Posted 09 December 2012 at 05:30

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Pudding?

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Posted 01 January 2013 at 05:26

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yes pudding. it got your attention. :P

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Posted 01 January 2013 at 06:29

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O.o wow wumps... this is like a goblins playground. its like u put the lives of ur every day goblin, out in a deck. they always have to fight to live haha i love it.

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Posted 01 January 2013 at 06:00

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thank you. i agree that it is the fun and madness that goblins embody. like the description says, it is a dirty deck, but i love it! :)

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Posted 01 January 2013 at 06:28

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Goblin Welder seems good here. I feel like the deck relies pretty heavily on Crucible of Worlds to power it's engine and Goblin Welder is one of the few red cards that will help you get it back. I like the deck, it has character.

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Posted 03 January 2013 at 18:36

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Hehehehehehehe, what an enjoyable sight when I return after the holidays.

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Posted 07 January 2013 at 19:06

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glad you like it and even more glad you are back! i hope the holidays were good to you?

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Posted 07 January 2013 at 21:09

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Ruination ? If you were destroying more lands I would propose a card like Dingus Egg. I might have to borrow a little of what you have here to add to a red white deck I am working on if you don't mind.

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Posted 13 April 2013 at 16:35

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i do not mind at all. :)

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Posted 13 April 2013 at 23:29

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This SOB needs Big Purp something bad...

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Posted 24 September 2013 at 17:48

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holy crap there is a lot of comments i need to respond to. :| might as well get to it!

the real world version of this already has big purp in it, so i'll just make the quick fix.

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Posted 13 June 2014 at 22:39

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Well, you were gone a looooooooong time after your honeymoon.

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Posted 13 June 2014 at 22:42

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tried your deck out on some friends they went from targeting everyone to quick kill the asshole with the mono red deck did not see that coming

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Posted 25 June 2014 at 20:56

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Hahahaha, I've been there man.

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Posted 25 June 2014 at 23:02

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hehehe, i'm glad you enjoyed it. a big risk with running any pressure deck is that the other players will figure out what's going on, and gang up on you. so sometimes, even though this is primarily an aggro deck, you need to play more defensively. of course, other times you need to push the offensive and go in for the kill. i guess that's most of this deck's skill, figuring out when to hold back and when to go all out.

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Posted 25 June 2014 at 23:23

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i had a defense but one guy started killing creatures the other counter everything and the guy playing big green overwhelmed me

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Posted 26 June 2014 at 15:31

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Yeah, not much you can do when everyone decides to go after you =/

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Posted 26 June 2014 at 15:52

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i also tried out those two other decks the dust to dust and eight and a half tails both are now banned from being played in the group games at their house or single games

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Posted 26 June 2014 at 17:06

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Hahaha yeah those decks are silly.

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Posted 26 June 2014 at 18:57

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if you have a chance and not busy if its no hassle can you check this deck out and give me your opinion and advise http://www.mtgvault.com/sythe401/decks/damia-control/

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Posted 26 June 2014 at 21:36

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slot cleared for aggressive mining.

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Posted 30 June 2014 at 03:25

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