Misery Business

by giupetry on 06 June 2020

Main Deck (60 cards)

Sideboard (15 cards)

Sorceries (6)


Instants (9)

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Deck Description

I'm in the business of misery, let's take it from the top, she's got a body like an hourglass, it's ticking like a clock, It's a matter of time before we all run out.
When I thought he was mine, she caught him by the mouth, I waited eight long months, she finally set him free. I told him I couldn't lie, he was the only one for me
Two weeks and we had caught on fire. She's got it out for me, but I wear the biggest smile. Whoa, I never meant to brag. But I got him where I want him now. Whoa, it was never my intention to brag. To steal it all away from you now. But God, does it feel so good. 'Cause I got him where I want him now. And if you could, then you know you would. 'Cause God it just feels so. It just feels so good.

How to Play

1) Play Nomad En-kor.
2) Play Cephalid Aristocrat.
3) Songs of the Damned in your hand.
4) Drop your entire deck.
5) Songs of the Damned:

6.1) HAUNTING MISERY: (22 dmg)
6.2) Soul Burn: (22 dmg)
6.3) Unearth all creatures and beat hard. (20 dmg)
ggwp

or

1) Play Nomad En-kor.
2) Play Cephalid Aristocrat.
3) Attack with one creature.
4) Combat damage step cephalid/en-kor combo.
5) Soulshriek in your attacking creature.
ggwp

Deck Tags

  • Pauper

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Mana Symbol Occurrence

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Deck Format


Pauper

NOTE: Set by owner when deck was made.

Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

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