Hydra Poop!

by Jestersmind on 17 July 2013

Main Deck (99 cards)

Sideboard (1 card)

Creatures (1)

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Deck Description

Life as a hydra is hard. It seems like after every encounter with some wannabe hero, the hydra has another mouth to feed. And every time there is another mouth, that means there is that much more poop to deal with....

No when you really start thinking about it, that is going to end up being a lot of poop. I mean an exponential rate of growth here. And then BAM it hits me like the flung feces of a monkey at the zoo:

OOZE IS HYDRA POOP!

That is why it constantly seems to be growing and reproducing. It's just that the hydras of the worlds got another head cut off, and now there are two new pie holes to provide the world with poop.

This deck is my homage to the greatest fertilizer producers of the fantasy world. You have the Hydras, the poop, and a couple token producers to make sure your livestock is fed heartily (Ok, there just are only so many hydras and there were some token producers that fit well with the deck).

How to Play

Playing this deck.... see all the times X appears on a card? Make that number as big as possible. Produce poop. It's fun the whole family can enjoy!

EDIT: I almost forgot. HELIX PINNACLE! Giant pile of crap. Remind everyone, that it represents a giant pile of crap

Deck Tags

  • EDH
  • poop
  • From Hydras

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Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Not Legal in Legacy

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