Teenie Tiny White Humans

by JonahMargolis on 17 December 2013

Main Deck (60 cards)

Sideboard (87 cards)

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Deck Description

This is a Modern Life Gain deck.

It is fast with 12 one mana Drops and 12 two mana Drops

It is really fast with all the card draws. 4x Infiltration Lens, 4x Mentor of the Meek, 4x Wall of Omens, 2x Immortal Servitude, and 2x Emeria, the Sky Ruin

It only has two sorceries, not leaving much for your opponent to counter, they can still counter your creatures but they will find their creature removals overwhelmed. I often swap out the two sorceries for specialty situational creatures (see How to Play section).

Most opponent will find them selfs overwhelmed by how many and how fast you deploy your creatures, and how fast their power increases. Tons of life gain will help you shrug off lots of early aggro damage.

The extra card draws will do alot to ensure you reliably ramp up your lands each turn.

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<a href="http://www.mtgvault.com/jonahmargolis/decks/amazing-mill-5-budget-modern/">Budget Mill $5</a>
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How to Play

Artifacts:
Infiltration Lens: This can generate a lot of cards draws needed with this many weak creatures. With powerful creatures like Ajani’s Pridemate, Champion of the Parish, and Precint Captain, they will have to block you.

Creatures:
Wall of Omens: Extra Card draw to speed things up. Is a creature so it works with soul sisters. Will protect your life.
Mentor of the Meek: Tons of card draws since you have 28 cretures with less than 2 power.
Ajani’s Pridemate: With all the life gain he will become a major threat very early. (8 of the soul sisters)
Champion of the Parish: With 21 Humans, he will become a major threat very early.
Precinct Captain: Having something with first strike is always good. He has the added benefit of generating soldier creatures. Works well with infiltration lens. Can generate a lot of life with soul sisters.

Soul Warden/Soul’s Attendant: 8 Soul sisters will generate plenty of life.

Big Drops:
Sublime Archangel: for only 4 mana, Archangel will turn all your weak creatures into exalted ones. This can put your opponent away real fast. Works amazingly well with Infiltration Lens to force your opponent to block.
Wall of Reverence: Works amazingly well with sublime giving everyone exalted. and all the creatures that power up early.
Archangel of Thune: at 5 mana this creature will rapidly power up all your other creatures. Works well this soul sistes.
Darien, King of the Parish: at 6 mana, when paired with one of the 8 soul sisters he can make your player almost invincible.

Sorcery:
Immortal Servitude : This is the main card you may want to swap out depending on what you are up against: With 12 one mana Drops and 12 two mana Drops, this card is amazing against decks with alot of creature removal, board wipes, and milling.
Against Token/creature heavy decks: Swap in Suture Priest
Against creature light decks swap in: Thalia, Guardian of Thraben
Against Red: Kor Firewalker
Against counter decks: Grand Abolisher
Against agro decks that target player: True Believer
Against ramp decks: Knight of the White Orchid
Against a deck with a lot of heavies: Mistmeadow Skulk
Against artifact decks: Kataki, War's Wage
Against control decks that can stall: Iona, Shield of Emeria

Deck Tags

  • Modern
  • Tribal
  • Human
  • Life Gain

Deck at a Glance

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Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for Teenie Tiny White Humans

It is amazing how reliable and fast this deck is. It will win against any of my friends decks the majority of the time.

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Posted 19 December 2013 at 21:20

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How does this deck not have more likes?

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Posted 09 January 2014 at 04:21

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TY. It never made it to the Hot page, it got knocked off the New Decks page pretty quickly by other decks. I don't think many people saw it. I will probably make in unloved to get more people to see it.

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Posted 09 January 2014 at 18:09

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Beautiful deck. Definitely going to try it out!

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Posted 10 January 2014 at 16:43

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